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Your Foreboding God (573 hits)

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Rating: -1.62 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by THE MASKED MACABRE <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-01 12:39:11 EST


Have you stared into your own reflection?
To see the face seperate itself from your human form?
To see the imposter that you truly are?
And understand the nature of your Original Sin?

You were born into these deceptive masks
That "he" gave to you
As you were born into sin...
The potential to be a mortal sinner.

Beneath your mask is the horror of who you really are...
Just another bastard child of god,
And beneath the skin of this reality is the terrifying World of the Macabre

God is in a conspiracy against you!
By giving his original children the Choice
To eat of the forbidden fruit...
To taste the magic of the mushroom...
So did they choose,
And also were they given the knowledge
That set them forth into this life of confusion, conflict, catastrophe
To give birth to a human race with the same inherent burdens.

Perhaps you humans think of yourselves as blessed.
You can see the whole spectrum,
but you are doomed to always take it for granted.
Settling for the grayscale
You passively bear your mundane lives
Within a gradient of dark to light
Just enough to get by.
You are unwilling to give yourselves to any extreme
Not even experiencing life for what it could be.

CAN'T YOU SEE?
YOUR GOD HAS IMPRISONED YOU!
IF YOU ARE MADE IN HIS REFLECTION
THEN SO MUST HE BE A REFLECTION OF YOU...
FLAWED, GUILTY, IMPERFECT!
YOU MAY NEVER RISE TO THE STATUS OF YOUR EMPOWERING GOD
BECAUSE HE HAS RENDERED YOU POWERLESS FROM BIRTH!

BUT YOU *COULD* RULE A KINGDOM IN THE WORLD OF THE MACABRE!
YOUR IDLE HANDS *COULD* AWAKEN FROM THEIR NUMB SLEEP CALLED REALITY,
AND YOUR FINGERS *COULD* PULL THE STRINGS OF A REVOLUTION
BETWEEN THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH!
YOUR POTENTIAL HERE IS UNBOUND FROM THE HINGES OF REALITY *OR* YOUR GOD!

THERE WILL BE A GNASHING OF TEETH!
OF COURSE, THERE WILL BE A GNASHING OF TEETH,
AS YOU TEAR THROUGH THE FLESH OF YOUR MORTAL ENEMIES!
NO MAN CAN ACHIEVE GREATNESS
WITHOUT DESTROYING WHAT IS ALREADY GREATER THAN HE!

Do not be cast into obscurity.
You are not god's plaything.
You are the ruler of your OWN fate.
Destroy or be destroyed.
You need not to be a prisoner
to your foreboding god!

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Submitted by skweetis (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant as usual.

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You need to get a hobby.

I'd recommend collecting stamps or coins.

Good Luck!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just stop already.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This isn't a Shlongy alter, I'd almost bet.

I have a few ideas, but I'll let them flesh themselves out.


But there is ONE PERSON who doesn't seem t post for a week, and this jerkle is there, then when he posts under another name, MM "is vanishededed"

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My God can kick your God's ass.

Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You sound like a satanist... My friend has the satanist bible... I give him the benefit of the doubt, what it says in there can lead to ones happiness... alone. Everything they promote in that book is everything that is wrong in the world just given a lighter side. Thank you for doing the same.

Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:53:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is Shlongys Worst Alter
--------------

Shlongy aint even THIS intelligent so I doubt it.

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is Shlongys Worst Alter

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

THE MASKED MACRABATOR

Submitted by garcon_fou (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Isn't this a Britney Spears song?

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60852

Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2005-03-01 12:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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