Girlintheworld Seeks Head.... Lines and Does A Few of Someone Else's (864 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.08 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by girlintheworld (View user info) at 2005-03-01 13:30:06 EST
For reasons unknown (I'm bored) I decided to post this. I saw it in class this morning and various versions are on the web, so there's no exact source. 16-19 are on http://www.poynter.org and 20 was featured on the Sports Page of the Des Moines Register.
1. Air Head Fired
2. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
3. Clinton Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
4. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
5. Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
6. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
7. Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
8. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
10. Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
11. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
12. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
13. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
14. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
15. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
16. Allen Declares BM Emergency
17. Fire Extinguished by Pissing Motorist
18. Infertility Unlikely to Be Passed On
19. Man Shoots Neighbor with Machete
20. Vikings Enter Through Rear
User Reviews
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-02 06:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#19 rather but who wouldn't like that much money?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-02 06:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked $19.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-03-01 19:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do ok.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-01 19:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do a camwhore, i bet you look splendid no?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-03-01 19:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 18:12:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll give you head if you promise to keep your mouth shut, because based on this, I don't care to hear anything you have to say.
Just say "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
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How ironic that a -1 rating means "I've seen better" because... oh. I have.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 18:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll give you head if you promise to keep your mouth shut, because based on this, I don't care to hear anything you have to say.
Just say "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhm... fuck you?
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been known to "decalare a BM emergency" from time to time. Usually shortly after eating an entire bag of those damned "WOW!" potato chips. Stupid Oelestra.
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....WOW. I laughed more heavily at this than I did at the subject of my own post.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been known to "decalare a BM emergency" from time to time. Usually shortly after eating an entire bag of those damned "WOW!" potato chips. Stupid Oelestra.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
20. Vikings Enter Through Rear
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Bwahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed out loud at a couple of these.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cute.
so....you want some head?
and some lines? how about a quick bump for a pick-me-up instead?
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment