ATTN: Computer Geeks - Help needed for creative writing project. (740 hits)
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Submitted by itchy <Mritchytoyou.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-01 13:34:50 EST
Sorry for taking up front page space with this crap, but I'm wondering if any of those Uber Users out there who know more about computers than I do (not too hard to do anymore) might be interested in helping me out on a little series I'm trying to write.
What I really need to know about is the use of proxies and/or the ability to trace IP addresses.
I need to know how to hack Uber (for informational purposes ONLY!!! Don't worry Bart, if there IS a way, I won't use it, nor will I make it known). Well, not "hack" so much as "get around the rules" because the character I'm thinking of isn't looking to cause trouble, he just needs to be able to post.
Anyway, if you are interested in helping out, let me have your e-mail address. From there I'll bombard you with inane computer questions that your four year-old nephew would be able to answer, but I can't.
As an added bonus - if you help ME, you will (or can choose to) appear in the series I'm going to write as the guy who helps out the main character, because the series is going to be ABOUT Uber and FEATURING Uber people.
Original idea, no?
Anyway, I'm hoping it will be good, but the story is going to deal with aspects of the site, and computer life in general that I'm not familiar with, so I need help.
I need YOU, computer geeks. I need you bad.
Again, sorry about taking up front-page space and not being entertaining.
Rate accordingly.
Here is a picture I found on Google that I've never figured out where to use.
User Reviews
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:41:05 EST (#)
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Spike - yeah, my "I'm only going to post serious things under 'itchy' and funny things under 'Teephphah'" stance hasn't held up well in practice. But on the bright side, I already have a victim for my story, technical support, and a heroine, so . . . so far, so good.
Itchy only died for a little while. He rose again on the thirtieth day or something like that. Sort of like Jesus, but less so.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:03:32 EST (#)
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i thought you died....
sorry, that was assinine. :)
ITCHY MAKES ME WANT TO BE A NECROPHILLIAC
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:52:10 EST (#)
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I would just like to say that the anonymous Uber-person who bravely stepped up to help me out kicks more ass than . . . well, something that kicks a TON of ass.
You know who you are, and you rule. Seriously.
The rest of you can eat a leech. I'm done with you. Be gone.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:29:23 EST (#)
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Nice pic Loki.
Hey . . . you wouldn't be interested in a) providing me with inane details about working in an accounting office; and/or b) beating the ever-living piss out of a fictitional internet stalker, would you?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:13:40 EST (#)
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I found this and don't know what to do with it: http://tinyurl.com/4x735
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:42:05 EST (#)
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Adam - those could both be a little tough, but for you? I'll see what I can do.
The basic gist of my computer question would be this:
Could a guy use a proxy to hide himself after he'd been identified by someone like the cops or the FBI? If he were on the run, could he use a proxy to keep from being immediately traced to the computer he was using? Could he at least buy himself some time? If so, how much?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to make out with a girl in the woods, check out the noise coming from the haunted house and have my face cut off with highlighter within the first 5 minutes.
or
I want to beat up superman then make out with wonderwoman, whichever fits the plot a little better
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:26:52 EST (#)
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Also, if any of you computer types have done, say, computer related intern-style jobs while in school, I could use some background there too.
Of course, with the number of people jumping up to help, I'm going to have to make it all up (or worse, research it myself) and then it will suck because it is unrealistic.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:18:26 EST (#)
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die in a fire
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:15:40 EST (#)
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If any of the newbie scum swarming to this thing would care to step OFF my dick, that would, likewise, be much appreciated
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But we're STILL smarter than you loser!!
HAHAHAHAH!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
That guy has some serious Birth Control Glasses.
Make me a bad guy in the story. With a top hat, a cape, and a Rollie Fingers mustache
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dammit! you're always one mental step ahead of me! get out of my head! (and into my car...)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:12:26 EST (#)
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<sigh>
If anyone with a clue about the general workings of proxies and IP tracing would care to help, I would appreciate it very much.
If any of the newbie scum swarming to this thing would care to step OFF my dick, that would, likewise, be much appreciated.
You read the title dipshits. What did you want?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:11:48 EST (#)
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Consider yourself "counted in"..
You do know that it would HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER though, right ?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:04:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:00:02 (#)
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Maybe lesbian pigs will fly out of your ass instead.
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lesbian pigs???? hey...count me in!
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 14:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe Bart will just "Tell you" how to hack into Ubersite because you're such a nice guy huh?
OR
Maybe lesbian pigs will fly out of your ass instead.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:49:48 EST (#)
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Worng place for this topic. Wrong place for the pic.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:44:42 EST (#)
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It makes me happy to be able to allow so many of you to vent.
And sorry BOB, the story is going to revolve around REAL Uber Users as they really are (mostly), or as I see them anyway. You, unfortunately, would probably have to be one of the good guys.
Sorry. I'm sure this comes as quite a shock.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:43:44 EST (#)
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Oh my god! They've incarcerated Tim Kazurinsky!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:41:58 EST (#)
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You're a real fucking genius, aren't you?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That guy has some serious Birth Control Glasses.
Make me a bad guy in the story. With a top hat, a cape, and a Rollie Fingers mustache
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If a car crashed into stupid it would look something like this post
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:41:04 EST (#)
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Thanks Faithless. I know.
Oh, I just noticed that the "Mritchytoyou" e-mail address still comes up when I post under this name. IF you want to send me an e-mail to volunteer (please, please) send it to "Teephphah.at.gmail.com" because I never check the itchy one anymore.
Thanks.
Carry on.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:38:26 EST (#)
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i just signed up and i can post. HACK THE PLANET 7334 etc.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:37:08 EST (#)
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You really, really suck.