im being stalked! (569 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.8 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ikes apt (View user info) at 2005-03-01 15:46:01 EST
im so glad that my school was considerate enough to place these posters around my building.
before, i didnt realize i was being stalked.
but now i know i am.
and now i know that its a crime.
so the next time someone comes to my room uninvited, (yeah, it says that constitutues stalking -- im glad they told me, because prior to this i always just LET IN my friends who stopped by uninvited. thank god i know now that they were stalking me!) i will just lock my door and call the police.
thank god for the university of toronto for making me feel safer in my apartment.
and for not fostering a sense of fear on campus.
the picture is of a postcard that is part of their (anti-stalking?) campaign. i didnt know it was such a problem around here. but apparently...
yeah. ironic, isnt it? a POST CARD. about stalking!
who would you mail that to? your stalker? or your stalkee?
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-02 07:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:49:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the other version better, it made more sense.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They let *you* into university? Jesus christ.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-01 17:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:31:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is obviously a lie.
No one would stalk a dumbass like you.
Now if you wanna see stalkers in action, just look what's following me around.
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The only reason I click on lower rated posts is to see your
replies Shlong! You.Complete.Me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:40:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is obviously a lie.
No one would stalk a dumbass like you.
Now if you wanna see stalkers in action, just look what's following me around.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-01 16:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shitty phone doesn't even have color
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this "sarcastic" you speak of ??
Submitted by IkesApt (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:55:36 EST (#)
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yall know i was being sarcastic, right?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the other version better, it made more sense.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm peeking in your window.....right now.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-01 15:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there are WAY too many ways to make fun of this shit....
i'll go with this one:
so, can i get your number?