Is it too much to ask my spam to make sense? (607 hits)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2005-03-01 21:49:48 EST
I just got home about half an hour ago from work, and after dinner I checked my email.
After a few forum emails (Topic Reply Notification: "ROFL!!!1 N00B LOLOLOLOLOL"), I noticed one by a certain "Sousa" character, entitled "wow, your never online anymore.."
I was intrigued, thinking "hey, someone noticed my never online anymore... whatever that means" and opened it. Thank GOD Thunderbird doesn't load images automatically, saving me from whatever untold horrors were contained in the images. So I got the Pepsi Free version of the email.
Just so you know I didn't leave anything out, i'm going to recreate the exact email, with broken images and all.
Can ANYONE tell me what this is supposed to mean, why it's in there, what it's selling, why they would say these things to me, or ANYTHING of relevance about the following email?
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[BROKEN IMAGE]
Haven't the photographers already disliked praying?
The gardners regret skiing well.
I didn't love dancing for two hours.
The politicians dislike playing all day long.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working.
[BROKEN IMAGE]
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ANYONE? Any fucking clue who Betty Sue is? Any idea why the author didn't like dancing? When I read that line, I ruled out JMG in an Elmo suit as the culprit. Anyone? Anything?
I'm keeping this email.
User Reviews
Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-06-21 17:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how many did you rape
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-03 17:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was going to be funny
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-03 01:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best Spam title I ever received:
"Assualt Your Mother With Semen!"
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-02 05:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting f'ing blank spam emails now as well?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-02 00:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've gotten some spam emails lately that have the message spelled out in ascii art. It's pretty wild.
Since it doesn't actually contain the word "Viagra" or a derivative like "V1agra", the spam filter lets it by.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-03-02 00:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!!
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-01 23:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be thankful for the spam, it's the only attention you get in life. Go bust some rhymes, DJ!
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-03-01 23:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is up with that? Spam sucks, as email or food.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOO!!!11 HAPPY DANCING CRAP!!!1LOLWTk?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor is the God of Smart Computer Stuff.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:03:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Thunderbird. Outlook sucks so much ass.
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nice rating. see above picture.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Thunderbird. Outlook sucks so much ass.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
I got one from Bradbury B. Sandbag entitled 'meteors'
when I opened it, a single word: Nappy
I've kept that stupid thing for 3 months now
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plus fucking two.
Nappy! HA!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is Razor:
The post is sort of funny, but really you should have realized the advertisement was in the picture and the text is stuff they insert at the bottom to get past spam filters.
It's designed to look like snippets of actual conversation... the spammers often put loads of random words together but some anti-spam filters are wising up to that and so they are now putting random sentences together.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullshit Detector.
+2.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got one from Bradbury B. Sandbag entitled 'meteors'
when I opened it, a single word: Nappy
I've kept that stupid thing for 3 months now
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got one promising me that women everywhere will love me. Don't they already?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-01 21:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hell, its not even a haiku!