I Just Ate The Greatest Breakfast Food Known To Man--Super Omelet (970 hits)
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Submitted by Lechuga (View user info) at 2005-03-02 12:03:54 EST
I woke up this morning having to face a Spanish quiz, Chemistry Exam, Math review, and 4 hours of classes. Normally when this kind of day arises, Coffee and all the candy bars in the world won't do the job of putting me in a good mood.
However, today was different. I woke up at 7:00, as usual, to get to my 8:00 Spanish class. I took a shower the previous night after a heated badminton match, so I felt like I could skip it with no problem. I decided to grab some food, because Spanish makes me sleepy. Food, surely, would wake me up and make the quiz go faster.
Normally my Dining Common food is dangerously awful, but today was an exception. I went to the newly set-up omelet station. You put your ingredients in a small plastic bowl, and they make it right in front of you, sort of like a Meth bar, but less tasty.
I decided to experiment a bit; I put some garlic, salsa, mozzarella and cheddar cheese, ham, and green peppers. Splashes of Tabasco all over it, with a dusting of black pepper. I grabbed the normal breakfast foods too, cereal, orange juice, etc. After I sat down to eat it, people stared at me because I had made, literally, a slice of awesome. That is, if awesome were a tangible object, this omelet would be it.
But before I could start eating it, it lifted off my plate, put on a cape, and decided to go fight crime. Super Omelet stopped bank robberies with its intimidating stature and drippy cheese. Criminals cowered at the sight of the tasty breakfast food, and all returned to an honest lifestyle working as short order cooks. Once the world was safe from egg offending scum, Super Omelet's job was done, and its destiny was to be eaten, by me.
So let's recap: Super Omelet is made from Garlic, Salsa (hot, none of this "mild" shit), Cheese, Ham (or any other type of pig), and green peppers to give it a nice crunch. Tabasco is the quintessential sauce, and the black pepper is there for color and decoration.
Warning: If breakfast food does not fight crime and have a cape, you made it wrong.
User Reviews
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-24 18:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-29 07:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:38:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Omlettes makes me hot.
I mean, my mouth hot. Cuz you know... all the salsa and shit.
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Strange, it just makes me wet.
In my mouth
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-03-21 19:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My nigga.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-07 12:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought I rated this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-02 18:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope it doesn't hurt too much when Super Omlette fights its way out the other end.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Munk, I think I'm going to go back to the DC and grab the same kind again. Cap'n Crunch can suck my ass, clearly Cinnamon Toast Crunch is better.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 words
Cap'n fucking crunch
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-02 18:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope it doesn't hurt too much when Super Onlette fights its way out the other end.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If i were an egg, I'd become one weird-ass tasting omelette.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-03-02 16:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man do I know how you feel.
I went out for breakfast with this chick on Sunday (even though it was at 3:00PM) and we both got amazing omelets at this little place called Toast. I got the Downtown, which is sausage, pepperjack cheese, onions and bell peppers, and she got the Garden, which is mushrooms, ripe cherry tomatoes, fresh spinach, onions, peppers and colby cheese. It came with a ton of homefries, toast, and fresh coffee. Aside from a small protein shake I ate at 9PM, it was really the only thing I ate all day.
Damn, you've gone and made me hungry you bastard.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm flying eggs.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-02 14:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:36:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
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is your name supposed to sound like blahblahblah?
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aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha good catch! that can't be a coincidence.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-02 14:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:36:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
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is your name supposed to sound like blahblahblah?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-02 14:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck omlettes. Life Cereal gets what it wants because it earned it.
I miss that post and title...
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What would bizarro omlette look like?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Chartwells"
UGH!
I refused to live on campus during college because this company. $6 for breakfast?!?! pfffft! You're not getting my money...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Warning: If breakfast food does not fight crime and have a cape, you made it wrong."
Fucking awesome
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My aorta is hardening just thinking about it.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-02 13:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nummy nummy nums...
*licks computer screen*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Omlettes makes me hot.
I mean, my mouth hot. Cuz you know... all the salsa and shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You better watch it. That Super Omelet might fly away.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YUMMY.
I just had a salad with sliced turkey on top and an apple for lunch. I engaged in some heavy beer-drinking last night, and let's just say my lunch did not cut the mustard.
*fantasizes about omelets and cheeseburgers*
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shudder, because I once had Chartwells as my cafe owner.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is your cafeteria a Daka or a Chartwells?
Submitted by Shmeddie (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So let's recap: Super Omelet is made from Garlic, Salsa (hot, none of this "mild" shit), Cheese, Ham (or any other type of pig), and green peppers to give it a nice crunch. Tabasco is the quintessential sauce, and the black pepper is there for color and decoration.
You forgot to mention the PCP.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this.
Sounds like a Spanish omlette to me (With added Pig).
Good stuff.
-Dave
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is, if awesome were a tangible object, this omelet would be it.
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Fuck. I'm hungry now.