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The Empire Strikes Black (584 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.78 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dr Impossible (View user info) at 2005-03-02 16:58:57 EST


The Impossible Empire is back after a 6 month stint in the Jungle for the Total Army Reconnaissance Deviance Squad (TARDS).

Who are all these new faggots that think they own Uber?

If any of them step out of line I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers,
who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.



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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Poppy Cock, i have teeth too!

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You may have wisdom, experience, and a larger social network, but I've got a wrinkle free jimmy, and white teeth. ha HA take that Sgt. Crochetty.

Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-03-02 20:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who you calling ghey?

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-02 20:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These new people are just ghey.

They want my magic cape of special male on male love

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-02 19:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Let's rumble, daddy-o.


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-02 18:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nice Pulp Fiction quote.

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bring it on, old timer.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome pic

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this should be interesting

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who let you back in?
Whoever gave him the secret password dies at dawn!

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-02 16:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SOLID!!!


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