Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. 2012: It Could Happen...
  2. New Product Evaluation: C...
  3. Super Important Question
  4. I'm fuckin wasted
  5. Ecstasy
  6. This site should be more l...
  7. I thought I killed my cons...
  8. Wanted
  9. A Seal is just a Big Ocean...
  10. When will women stop sendi...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (64 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (35 heat)
  3. This isn't creepy at all... (23 heat)
  4. Wuthering Heights – A book... (20 heat)
  5. Super Important Question (19 heat)
  6. Super Yum? (18 heat)
  7. When will women stop sendi... (17 heat)
  8. This site should be more l... (16 heat)
  9. SPT, I know why Shlongy di... (14 heat)
  10. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (14 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1217019 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774459 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507801 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427460 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383828 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352631 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327927 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317799 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (313992 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275525 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1573205 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562777 hits)
  3. Razor (1536834 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497443 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433870 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400920 hits)
  7. loki (1144135 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084747 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1072382 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1066588 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027345 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994345 hits)
  13. Yankees! (980370 hits)
  14. Tom (923517 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847866 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (834004 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815597 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805901 hits)
  19. Wally (798484 hits)
  20. RIP™ (779155 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760715 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (752534 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749694 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741692 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728446 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720256 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714737 hits)
  28. iddqd (701391 hits)
  29. kaos-king (688128 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670620 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

God Mode (1229 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.35 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by DanceCommander (View user info) at 2005-03-02 20:47:00 EST



When you hit "up down left left up" you go into God Mode. I went into God Mode little more than an hour ago. It was actually a mistake because I meant to jump over the wall and then uppercut the that guy and maybe even fire off one of those fireballs. It wouldn't be a big fireball. I was just going for a medium sized fireball.

So I went into God Mode because my stupendously large thumbs accidentally mashed the controller.

God Mode was cool because I left my office to get another coffee and my boss tried to talk to me and I just pointed at him and he died. Then I went over the road to get a sandwich and this truck hit me but because I was glowing and because I have luxuriously thick and glowing eyebrows and beard there was fuck all it could do to me. It pretty much bounced right off me. I then pointed at the driver and he died as well.

I don't know how long God Mode is going to last for but I suggest everyone goes into God Mode. I can only think of a few reasons why I wouldn't want to be glowing, invincible and have super powers. I guess glowing all the time would suck if you were trying to get to sleep. Then theres the whole issue of destroying things by pointing at them. You could be talking to someone like your best friends mum and say something like "Hey, check out my cock" and then your cock would explode.

This is paradoxical because:

1. I am invincible and immortal.

2. I am omnipotent and can destroy the universe with just a thought.

What happens if I try to kill myself? Lets find out.




Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

support?

hmm...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-05 20:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this crap?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God mode is only for 1337 h4x0rz, I am in awe of your excellence.

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-02 09:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, you shouldn't be hard on yourself. This was good. It has been a long time, though. You should write something new.


Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-28 04:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yep. 1000 + hits. It's probably time I wrote something new.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-28 03:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well that is definately different.I will try.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about lordofthedance
User id: 15571
Registered on or around: 2005-01-16 21:52:24
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 239
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 41
# Hits: 1009
Average rating of all messages: 1.14

-=-=-=--=
See?


Ohh, i danced in the morning when the world was begun,
and i danced on the moon and the stars and the sun
and i came down from heaven and i danced on the earth
at bethlehem i had my birth.

Dance then wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance said he
And I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and i'll lead you all in the dance said he

I danced on sabbath and i cured the lame
the holy people said it was a shame.
They whipped and they stripped and they hung me high
and left me there on a cross to die.

Dance then wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance said he
And I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and i'll lead you all in the dance said he

Etcetera... hard to dance with a devil on back...

We used to sing that weekly at school. Damn anglican schools.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This +2 should put you over 1000 hits.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep rocking brother, you're the shit

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for showing up Shlongy....your comment was cutting as always. Tool.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hit and run driver........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The only problem is, you can never get to the second floor, because you're always walking through walls and stuff...

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-03-03 10:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How was this rated +2 on 12?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-03 07:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The lead in did it for me.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want god mode... this was funny.

Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could be talking to someone like your best friends mum and say something like "Hey, check out my cock" and then your cock would explode.

Sweet.

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-03 02:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm omnipotentence, got to get me some of that.


Banga

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-03 02:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like some God mode.

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

your paradoxical statements remind me of some famous guy's proof of the nonexistence of god or something. i dont really feel like going into it because 1) im too tired. 2) im too lazy.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DNKROZ

Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's an interesting dilemma that you have there. Before pointing at your cock I would start of with something less important like your pinky finger to see if it was going to explode.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Neat.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-02 20:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You called?


Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I
don't see him around, start shoveling!

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival