God Mode (1229 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.35 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DanceCommander (View user info) at 2005-03-02 20:47:00 EST
When you hit "up down left left up" you go into God Mode. I went into God Mode little more than an hour ago. It was actually a mistake because I meant to jump over the wall and then uppercut the that guy and maybe even fire off one of those fireballs. It wouldn't be a big fireball. I was just going for a medium sized fireball.
So I went into God Mode because my stupendously large thumbs accidentally mashed the controller.
God Mode was cool because I left my office to get another coffee and my boss tried to talk to me and I just pointed at him and he died. Then I went over the road to get a sandwich and this truck hit me but because I was glowing and because I have luxuriously thick and glowing eyebrows and beard there was fuck all it could do to me. It pretty much bounced right off me. I then pointed at the driver and he died as well.
I don't know how long God Mode is going to last for but I suggest everyone goes into God Mode. I can only think of a few reasons why I wouldn't want to be glowing, invincible and have super powers. I guess glowing all the time would suck if you were trying to get to sleep. Then theres the whole issue of destroying things by pointing at them. You could be talking to someone like your best friends mum and say something like "Hey, check out my cock" and then your cock would explode.
This is paradoxical because:
1. I am invincible and immortal.
2. I am omnipotent and can destroy the universe with just a thought.
What happens if I try to kill myself? Lets find out.
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
support?
hmm...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-05 20:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this crap?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God mode is only for 1337 h4x0rz, I am in awe of your excellence.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-02 09:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you shouldn't be hard on yourself. This was good. It has been a long time, though. You should write something new.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-28 04:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. 1000 + hits. It's probably time I wrote something new.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-28 03:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that is definately different.I will try.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about lordofthedance
User id: 15571
Registered on or around: 2005-01-16 21:52:24
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 239
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 41
# Hits: 1009
Average rating of all messages: 1.14
-=-=-=--=
See?
Ohh, i danced in the morning when the world was begun,
and i danced on the moon and the stars and the sun
and i came down from heaven and i danced on the earth
at bethlehem i had my birth.
Dance then wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance said he
And I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and i'll lead you all in the dance said he
I danced on sabbath and i cured the lame
the holy people said it was a shame.
They whipped and they stripped and they hung me high
and left me there on a cross to die.
Dance then wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance said he
And I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and i'll lead you all in the dance said he
Etcetera... hard to dance with a devil on back...
We used to sing that weekly at school. Damn anglican schools.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 should put you over 1000 hits.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 23:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep rocking brother, you're the shit
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for showing up Shlongy....your comment was cutting as always. Tool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hit and run driver........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only problem is, you can never get to the second floor, because you're always walking through walls and stuff...
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-03-03 10:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How was this rated +2 on 12?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-03 07:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The lead in did it for me.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want god mode... this was funny.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-03-03 05:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You could be talking to someone like your best friends mum and say something like "Hey, check out my cock" and then your cock would explode.
Sweet.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-03 02:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm omnipotentence, got to get me some of that.
Banga
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-03 02:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like some God mode.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your paradoxical statements remind me of some famous guy's proof of the nonexistence of god or something. i dont really feel like going into it because 1) im too tired. 2) im too lazy.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DNKROZ
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's an interesting dilemma that you have there. Before pointing at your cock I would start of with something less important like your pinky finger to see if it was going to explode.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-02 20:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You called?