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Submitted by degree451 (View user info) at 2005-03-02 21:33:47 EST
I've just seen the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. Picture the scene. The University of New Hampshire, the beginning of March, 9 pm, dark, 10 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm walking back from the dining hall in the bitter cold. There's a guy, looks like a student, wearing a black tuxedo with a bow tie, holding a leather portfolio, waiting at the bus stop. I've never worn a tux on a bus, but on a college campus you learn to turn a blind eye to these sorts of things. Walking out of the parking lot across the street is a mustard bottle. Or, a kid in a mustard bottle. He's wearing yellow felt wrapped around his body with a sign across the chest that says "mustard" in bold letters. I guess he didn't want to be ambiguous about his role. He's also wearing a yellow pointy hat, like witches at Halloween. Yellow, pungent witches.
Son far, that's pretty bizarre. But it still wouldn't have been worth a post if this next thing didn't happen. As the mustard kid walks by the tux kid, he stops, looks the tux over, and says in an admiring voice, "nice tux".
Without a hint of amazement, tux kid says, "thanks". Then mustard man walked on. Where each kid was going, I can't even hazard a guess. I feel like I'm on the set of a Monty Pithon episode.
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Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:58:17 EST (#)
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Nice tux.
Submitted by degree451 (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-03 13:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:13:51 (#)
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Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:05:57 (#)
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"...a man with two buttocks."
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Nice post.
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Uh, not to be pedantic, but it's three buttocks...
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Damn, you're right...I really fucked that one up.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:13:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:05:57 (#)
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"...a man with two buttocks."
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Nice post.
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Uh, not to be pedantic, but it's three buttocks...
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:05:57 EST (#)
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"...a man with two buttocks."
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Nice post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:50:00 EST (#)
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+2 for the python!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-03 08:39:44 EST (#)
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Funny stuff
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-03 04:11:46 EST (#)
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Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-03-03 00:33:41 EST (#)
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You would think, logically, that this shouldnt be so hilarious
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-02 23:40:05 EST (#)
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Haha, I had a crazy experience in college once.
I was walking down the main drag and entertaining myself through "chinese singing"... I don't know if you're all familiar with this, but it's where you sort of mindlessly sing stuff like "Ching yong chang chingy gong jao cheng, chongy chow ching changy xing dau chong!" while putting a flair in your step and kick in your heels.
Well, unbeknownst to me, I was actually china-singing quite audibly, and further unbeknownst to me, I was about to come up on a group of chinamen! There was even a Japanegro in the group.
No, I'm just making this up actually.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:49:50 EST (#)
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To bad, you did not yell. I'm with in ministry of funny walks or something.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:22:39 EST (#)
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So did you bang him?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:22:06 EST (#)
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For some extremely bizarre reason, this cracked me the fuck up.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:09:59 EST (#)
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Hahahaha i would have loved to witnessed that.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:09:55 EST (#)
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sweet
I want to do college again, but this time without the tests and papers.
I've got one for you. I was walking across campus one time with this guy who was a friend of mine, typical spring day, mid afternoon, nothing special. We were cutting between some buildings when we saw a guy and a girl having a major argument on the steps of one of the buildings. It was a nasty one too they were really going at it. Then the girl pushes the guy and he hauls off and slaps the shit out of her. It was a bit shocking and for a second there we were frozen in place. Then just as my friend breaks out into a run, the girl turns around and says, "I don't think it works like this, why would she walk towards him just to push him away. I think it makes more sense if you come towards me and then have me push you. Plus I really think you need to lose your balance and stumble just before the slap."
They were on the steps of the theater apparently rehearsing for a play. That kind of scene you should really only rehearse inside, things were about to turn fugly.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-02 22:05:07 EST (#)
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"nice post"
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:59:19 EST (#)
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I wish life were like that every day
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:57:16 EST (#)
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This post amused me greatly.