For Jack McCallum, to show that inspiration strikes in the strangest places... (475 hits)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-03-03 12:39:21 EST
This post was inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/60953
Uggh, what a week, where should I even begin? I mean the week started out normal enough, sneak into work late, leave a little early, relax and have a few drinks, until the sweet shroud of night covers the city. No fucker! I'm not a vampire. What do you think this is; some kind of shitty sci-fi story? Vampires have been too over done. I guess you could call me a creature of the night though. Well kind of anyway.
I guess you could say my tendencies developed at a young age although not overtly until I was in my early teen years, I always felt the need to dominate, to control. When I was very young, I would lay out my army men, in precise columns and formations, I used to dream all day about the death and mutilation on the battle field that I had created, I had controlled.
In my later years, someone should have noticed friends or family, I was unusually cruel to everyone and everything, however, my favorite target was the neighborhood squirrels. This is where my hunger for vengeance began. The squirrels had gotten into my attic, and would keep me up all hours of the night, I hated those filthy beasts with the fiery rage of a thousand dying suns, and they would pay for their treachery.
First I started with a BB gun, when this lost its fun, I started making little traps, so that I could keep them alive and starve or torture them. Eventually I had to dispose of the bodies, a skill which would become useful later in life, I found that lime mixed with the decomposing flesh and the slightly acidic soil would make quick work of the little bastards. Eventually my pubescent body's focus would shift on one magical day for which I can thank my father.
Good old dad, I think he was the first to realize that there was something not quite right about me, I think he justified it in his mind by trying to get me to focus on women little did he know that is exactly what would become my new obsession. That day I lost my virginity to a street hooker named Siren, she was something special, and my ultimate dreams of dominance and control could finally be fulfilled in a way that I was yearning for my whole life.
Siren and I got together many times after that, and it wasn't until the sores started to appear that my lust for violence and torture would rear their ugly head. Do you know what it's like to have burning festering sores all over your naughty bits? I do, and it hurts like bloody hell.
The next time Siren and I were together, would also be the last, while she was bent over and tied to the bed of the seedy motel, I spiked an ice pick through the back of her skull, and she never saw it coming, however many more would after. That is only the beginning of my story, but I'm sure I'll have much more time to tell you about the rest, I can't allow you the gratification of hearing the whole story, even now I must maintain some control.
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:56:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-03 13:58:54 (#)
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I asked yermom what I should write about, and he said dead hookers with herpes, and I immediately thought of sassmaster. :p
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well, i guess that does make sense
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-03-03 14:55:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-03 14:36:34 EST (#)
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not bad
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-03 13:58:54 EST (#)
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I asked yermom what I should write about, and he said dead hookers with herpes, and I immediately thought of sassmaster. :p
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-03-03 12:43:07 EST (#)
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No, I don't kill hookers, and no I don't have a scorching case of the herps. I asked my buddy what I should write about, and he said dead hookers with herpes, and I immediately thought of Jack's post.