Asshole Song (5319 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.14 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I.C.O. <ruudark.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-03 16:03:49 EST
My mental state is in grave danger.
"Why, oh lonely stupid Dutchman", I hear you mutter under your breath. Well, I'll tell you.
Some time ago, when Bush was still 'hot' as a topic, if ever, someone submitted a link to a flash page. It was sort of a slide-show, if my puny brain can recollect good enough. It portrayed Bush and several other politicians as assholes, and had a song behind it. It was a laid-back guitar piece, with the words "You're an asshole" frequently dropped. I'd like to hear that song again, It's stuck in my head like a brain in someone else's.
I've been searching through the almost jungle-like history of Über, and so far I've come up with zip. Now, you know when someone who posts only once every two millenia writes an entire post devoted to the search for a song that is featured on the same site, he must be really really really desperate. Really.
So, Please, PLEASE, can someone give me the link to that post, or an URL to the flash page or even a place to download the damn song? I know that if you somehow combine all your asses to make one big ass, it would be a pretty huge ass, but I'd kiss every single square inch of that analogical anus just to have it. Be thankful I'm not enclosing images of said bum, by the way, because I'm sure they're out there.
I'm not the kind of person who gives out +2's without thinking the post was at least okay, so I can't offer you free +2's. Who needs 'm, anyways, if you know they're just giving because they have to. Right? Right? *crickets chirp, tumbleweed cued*
Again, in recap, PLEASE give me the link to the post. The guy who posted it is probably still here, and your memory banks are still somewhat active, right?
Your loving I.C.O.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-11 17:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that song is awesome.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-30 07:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:37:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
(Sorry, don't believe I read the post or know the song title off-hand)
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Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
http://filmstripinternational.com/
I think this is the video you wanted?
Yes, thankyouverymuch. Thát is the song I meant. Now to find a way to get it in.
Ok everyone who didn't mention it should be my theme music or otherwise tried to annoy me, thanks bunches for the help. I seriously love you guys, in a purely homophobic kind of way. Not that I'm homophobic.
Submitted by Shub0 (user info) at 2005-03-29 19:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. On the subject of "The Asshole Song", everybody is wrong. It is neither Jimmy Buffett nor Denis Leary. Denis Leary's song is simply called "Asshole". The song everybody is talking about is titled "I-95 (The Asshole Song)" and is by a group called August Campbell and the Spur of the Moment Band. I know this because I have a copy in MP3 and also on 45rpm vinyl. And before anybody asks, no, the copy on vinyl isn't for sale.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know if you've seen this, kinda related... I guess
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/bushmultimedia/v/blendlesslove.htm
and I'll linkwhore to boot. I think this is the correct terminology. I also think Uber etiquette requires me plus two-ing.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61266
Kind of related... kind of..
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(Sorry, don't believe I read the post or know the song title off-hand)
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-20 05:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://filmstripinternational.com/
I think this is the video you wanted?
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-13 17:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It can be your theme music.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-03 20:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was it "were you born an asshole or did you work in your whole life...", thats the only other one im familiar with, and yeah, its by Jimmy Buffet.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:20:48 EST (#)
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Ok, it's most definitely NOT Dennis Leary. I listened to it, but he really states that he himself is an asshole. The song was gentler than that. it was laid-back, and not climaxing like Leary's version. I can't believe I'm taking this shit so seriously.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:11:49 EST (#)
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It may be the song by Dennis Leary "I'm an Asshole"
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/5742/Dennis_Leary/I'm_An_Asshole/ <--lyrics
Awesome song. You can download it on Limewire or something.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it "The Asshole Song" by Jimmy Buffet, or "Asshole" by Dennis Leary?
Try looking it up on google or downloading it from peer-to-peer.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:09:43 EST (#)
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No, that's 'I'm an Asshole'. That is not half as lovely sounding as the one in my brain.
And you're right; it is a silly post. But I'm desperate enough to perform an act naked for you guys to get to know it.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:09:16 EST (#)
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Do you mean jibjab.com's version of This Land?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:09:07 EST (#)
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Yep, it's a Dennis Leary song.
"I'm an asshole, ee-oh, ee-oh, something something..." Yep.
I think the site you looked at probably had a different version of the song.
Look on B@W, it wouldn't surprise me if the link you seek is on there somewhere.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-03 16:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dumb post, but I think the song you're talking about is sung by Dennis Leary.