If you reviewed my last post and a CONTEST! (941 hits)
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Submitted by Holly (View user info) at 2005-03-03 18:00:43 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60879 <--In response to reviews here.
I didn't want to atempt to comment to all of the replies I received on my last post there but there were several reviews I really wanted to reply to so here's a reply to everyone who commented on my last post. If you didn't then skip to the bottom or you can go away.
Awko - Hugs are always welcome. Thanks for the cute comment.
AlwaysAnEagle - You're a doll and a very talented writer. I'll be checking out more of your stuff in the future.
Joemama - I sucked at that so bad but it still kept me entertained for quite a while.
Wiggles - Thanks for the laugh. I think the third unidentifiable species may be an otter?
Saxon - That was hilarious. At a local sex shop here they've started stocking Big Berthas
and hot granny dolls. Also a she-male. So disturbing.
chipolatte - Very well written. I actually ignored my work until I finished reading it. (I usually read articles in between assignments)
Tigre - I'm not offended that you mistook me for a drunken whore but I do recall you saying I had so-so boobs. Oh well, I'll have to agree.
Rawrg - I can't wait to read the next part.
williamson - There was a lot of feeling in that short post. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for future posts from you. And I was the blue haired boob chick, now I'm the red haired boob chick. Thanks for remembering.
MrWillard - We managed counseling for a while but then he got new hours at work. He works from midnight to 7 AM and I work from 8:00 AM - 5:30 PM and our counselor is closed by then. It's been nearly impossible to get appointments we both can make unfortunately.
Lisa - I really liked "Alone."
DanielH - Thank you.
Sassmasterr - +2 always for the Cheat.
DonovanMD - One of the funniest posts I've read so far. Almost makes me miss my days in retail, only not because those days sucked and old men were constantly trying to grope me.
Squijee - Best collection of random thoughts I've seen so far. "Holy fudge on a monkey!'
Ivy - You've said it best so far.
darko - You are so much smarter than me. I should have taken all of the money it cost to get married and pay rent and bills and all of those useless things and I should have bought more video games.
Siren - It's good to finally (kind of) meet another Holly. I've managed to miss (or avoid) them all for 19 years. Also, I like what I've read so far of your writing. You have a great sense of humor. I'll be sure to check out more.
tinactin - Awesome. In kindergarten I hit a kid in the face with my backpack full of silver dollars and his head bled all over the place. One of my proudest moments ever.
Walrus_King - I love IT guys. And I don't remember the excessive use of acronyms when I was younger. Thank God I missed that.
Avals - Thank you for the hugely inspiring and comforting words.
Calios - That was just what I needed to read. What a suiting title.
funk_boy - Thank you. You made my day. Maybe I can come up with some fiction to write. Also, I really liked the story that was NSFW.
Brdn_Nkd - Great idea. I'm looking forward to reading the rest.
Professional_Peon - You're probably right. Eventually I'll continue the series how I intended. I wasn't expecting it to be so painful. You seem like a good writer by the way. You seem like you'd be fun to hang around while drunk also.
Shlongy - Right now he's treating me way better than I deserve. Once he gets tired of that though I'll hit him with a frying pan and leave. Then I'll marry some rich guy and not feel so bad if he cheats on me because I'll take half his money in the divorce.
ess-arr- Maybe I'll continue the series sometime in the future when I've gotten over it all.
And thanks for the links. Your stories gave me a much needed laugh.
Teephphah - Thank you for the encouragement. I've actually read quite a few of your posts. You're one of my favorites here. "I Must Break You" made me think of how my husband treated me for those 6 months when our marriage started to go bad. I can very much relate to that girl. I remember begging him to just PRETEND he loved me because I needed it so badly. It's good to hear that there are men out there who will remain faithful and hopefully my husband will not have a problem with that for the remainder of our marriage. I don't think I can handle the pain again.
peckerhead - Thank you for the advice. I hope that soon my husband and I will be on a schedule where we can seek counseling together. I don't like the idea of going alone because I feel like I would spend the entire time venting and nothing productive would come from it.
ruthless - Your post really hit me hard. The way it was worded "Do you hold her that way." Every time my husband kisses me I wonder if he kissed her that way. I can't even tell you how much it hurts when we attempt to be intimate. Sometimes I am just fine but sometimes his touch is like a knife through my heart.
Stin - I can tell by comments I've read of yours that you are very kind. I've also read a lot of your posts and you're another one of my favorites on ubersite. Thank you for your comment.
TheSpook - I don't regret marrying him at this point but if I had to go back and make the choice again, knowing I would have to go through all I did again, there is no way in hell I'd marry him again.
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And now for the contest. Fridays at work turn out to be the longest day of the week for me so tomorrow I'm going to need something to pass the time in between being on hold, waiting for things to load, and when things slow down. So, this is where you all come in!
Post a link to anything amusing. I would prefer original works of your own but if it's especially hilarious I can let that rule slide. Keep it safe for work and the winner will get a very special prize.
Which will be:
I will do just about anything for the winner(s) including +2s to any 10 posts, I will write a love/hate/sex skills worship post about you, read all of your posts, become your loyal groupie/uber slave, or other such things.
So if you're interested, include your desired prize along with your submission and I'll let the winner(s) be known Monday.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
or you can go away.
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make me
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo, I tied for second! Thanks, Holz. You may dole out your prize on any of my posts that you wish, but preferably any of the lower-rated ones.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-08 19:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
how about an AwesomeJohnson tattoo?
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Sure where do you want it?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-08 19:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how about an AwesomeJohnson tattoo?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-07 12:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Winners
I couldn't decide between these two so they tie for 2nd.
polyamorousaj for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34719
and
TheCaes for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59499
2nd placers get +2's to any 5 posts or something along those lines if you can think of something
better.
And 1st goes to AwesomeJohnson for this awesome post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53883
1st may name their price within reason (No, I will not send you money. I need it for booze.)
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok...I don't know if I should say I'm sorry first
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Be creative and have fun?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 13:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm there now too...sorry for the delay, I was on a break. Hey do you have msn messenger? you can add me with the email address that is listed by my user name.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-04 12:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-04 10:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
all right... I'li play.
here's a post I did on a saturday...thus didn't get to may hits.
it's a short funny story about the interent at work...and zomibes...and porn...
hope you like it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56579
ps- like the blue hair...
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I love Zombie Porn..Er. Zombies AND Porn...
P.S. Thank you.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:56:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see what's wrong with creating a new post to reply.
www.beingfamous.com
come to the forum, holly, and we can chat while you're bored. my user name is Howie Felter. Just make a new one in the General Section and I'll be there.
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I'm there.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-04 10:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all right... I'li play.
here's a post I did on a saturday...thus didn't get to may hits.
it's a short funny story about the interent at work...and zomibes...and porn...
hope you like it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56579
ps- like the blue hair...
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see what's wrong with creating a new post to reply.
www.beingfamous.com
come to the forum, holly, and we can chat while you're bored. my user name is Howie Felter. Just make a new one in the General Section and I'll be there.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and sorry, polyamorousaj. I did this before I got the last four replies of that post. Thanks for all the reading material though. That should keep me busy for a while.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, I can't believe this has a positive rating. Anyway, so sorry I offended so many. I forgot that uber was almost exclusively made up of assholes. The only reason I'm considering sticking around is because there are some really decent people and some really talented writers on here. Even if there are so few it may be worth it. I think I'll just add them to my favorites and ignore the rest of you.
And no, that picture is not of me. That's what I got when I googled retarded break dancer. I'm sure her insane DDR skills make her a champ in the sack though. So good luck with tracking her down.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-04 05:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers Holly. It was a true story though..
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, is that you??? Come on down to Georgia and I'll take care of you.
Oh, and heres the funniest thing I've written I think....http://www.ubersite.com/m/59196
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48983
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-03 22:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because everybody's panties are in a tizzy.
Here, something funny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59499 -- or at least something funnier than my fiction stuff.
Also, if you've got a LOT of time, work your way backwards from the conclusion of this series: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59499
If I win, I leave the choice of prize up to you. I like the idea of a slave, but the kind of things I would like to do you can't really be done over the internet.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-03 21:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ninjapirate.com/addone.html
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-03 21:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is funny http://www.ubersite.com/m/53883
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-03 21:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 whenever i have a reason to link this http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/piepiepie.php
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:24:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:32:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you only want to talk to certain people dont post on a public forum for general readership
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*rolls eyes*
God forbid we take away server space from the n00bs
But seriously, you should have responded directly on OUR posts and put a link to yours. That way you could have +2 us all and linkwhored the crap out of your post in the process.
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that comment wasn't about wasting space. she complained about people not addressed in her post replying to it. what else should she expect in an open forum like this?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant reasons for ME to never get married.
Here's a funny link:
http://www.bigshocker.com/
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34719
I reviewed your last post and get nothing??? Meh. I'll live.
Here's a random post from those that I linkwhored.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:32:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you only want to talk to certain people dont post on a public forum for general readership
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*rolls eyes*
God forbid we take away server space from the n00bs
But seriously, you should have responded directly on OUR posts and put a link to yours. That way you could have +2 us all and linkwhored the crap out of your post in the process.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s.
Stay like you are in the pick
Il be over in an hour
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when I saw this picture I was inspired!
I KNOW I'd seen that pose before, I just know it....
AHA! I remember now! Here..Here's where you wanna go!
Your picture was inspired by this picture, I just know!
http://www.tubgirl.com
Check it out! Have fun! Bye!!!!111!!!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38288
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There's my story of a marriage failed. But I left and I am actually happy now. He didn't cheat on me, but mentally and emotionally abused me. I don't know which is worse.
I could go on forever about this subject I think... but I won't.
A sidenote: I, personally, do not believe in second chances when it comes to cheating or abuse.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you only want to talk to certain people dont post on a public forum for general readership
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:26:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick.
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:24:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm, how about next time you reply ON THE POST
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:22:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Jesus people. Fuck off. Boblobla - I didn't comment ON the post because I wasn't able to get back to it for a long time and no one would have gotten my comments by then.
Anyway, I'm going home. Just leave your fucking -2 and move on or leave a link. I care about nothing else you have to say.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:13:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
-No thank you or im sorry posts.
Never again. No seriously, NEVER again. Now I will post your links.
www.maddox.xmission.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com
www.ubersite.com
www.uberboard.com
www.allyourbase.com
www.redvsblue.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/
www.shutthefuckup.com
I win.
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:12:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking joking?
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:04:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.captainfoamy.com/
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I don't really give a fuck if you -2 this. I wanted to say something to a few people and I decided to do it here and since none of you were the ones I had something to say to, I don't really give a shit what you have to say.
If you don't like it, give your -2 and move the fuck on because I don't care if you think I'm kidding or you want me to never EVER EVER OMG NEVER do a thank you post. It wasn't meant for you.
And Thored - No, you lose because I'm already very familiar with all of those links. I want something new.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1671
I'll take a bottle of Adam Levine Sudor de Pelotas, 2003.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm, how about next time you reply ON THE POST
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-No thank you or im sorry posts.
Never again. No seriously, NEVER again. Now I will post your links.
www.maddox.xmission.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com
www.ubersite.com
www.uberboard.com
www.allyourbase.com
www.redvsblue.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/
www.shutthefuckup.com
I win.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking joking?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.captainfoamy.com/