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Rating: 0.38 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-03-03 18:04:05 EST


It IS Thursday.




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Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


You're all a bunch of filthy sluts.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-06 17:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-04 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There once was a lass named paula
And when she came round we'd all holla
Girl, calm down, you've drank too much
To which she'd replied
I need someone to touch!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-04 14:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There once was a chick named corinne
who ventured to the city of sin.
to everyone's shock
she came home with a cock
but she's still a woman within.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-04 11:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Durae, by "dorothy" you mean "durae".... or are you just getting all the boobie pics?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well?

That is an awfully deep subject.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-04 02:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well I thought this was a great idea. It's odd that dorothy can get a bunch of guys to send pictures of their dicks, but no one will give you an honest response here. I guess anonymity helps.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a sympathy +2 for Apollo's pissiness.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Friend!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

youre going to have to extend that another 3 inches.

thats right, im the reincarnation of john holmes.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-03 22:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


RULE HER AND PROTRACT HER!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-03 22:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually I'm Jocko Johnson.

So maybe no?



Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-03 22:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish everyone would take me this seriously when I was actually TRYING.

Hurrah!

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-03 21:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i got ball sweat on my screen. thanks.

Jocko_Johnson - are we related?

Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-03-03 21:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

With my dick I would 'rule and protract her'.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get over yourself

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

What are you, a retard?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up.


Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I rather see a protractor.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's see Big Phinch.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I need a yardstick.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

3 inches long.



















eight inches wide.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You just felt bad cuz I reminded you of your shortcomings!


AH HA.

C'mon, that's a good comeback, isn't it?

Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Death is too good for you.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:07:11 (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 2


Jeez, I damn near take up the whole thing.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

???
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

To gain energy you use the rotational vortex method of Roger Penrose, and by using reusable matter to get the energy you can tap off as much as you like. With such a power source set up, one can build a dimensional collapse which enables you to shrink the apparent size of the black-hole machine. This will also mean that the mass of the black hole will fall for external observers. Another way of solving the mass problem is to use Higgs Boson particles to negate mass, since the Higgs Boson is generally believed to be the origin of mass. Then the device can become part of a normal spaceship. One can also change the relative time advancement rate of the black-hole region of space and so gain vast amounts of energy from the Hawking radiation that Black holes give off. This way the Black Hole loses mass and so you can turn the entire mass of the Black Hole into energy. Also the Black Hole then maintains it's own containment field. The important point is that one can set up the energies needed to cause the quantum fluctuations in general relativity and so tunnel across the trans-light barrier. The universe suddenly becomes yours for the taking. A NASA space shuttle fitted with a BH device becomes more powerful than Darth Vadar's Death Star!
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That's not a protractor.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's the protractor!?

That's all I wanna know.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Jeez, I damn near take up the whole thing.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

???

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To gain energy you use the rotational vortex method of Roger Penrose, and by using reusable matter to get the energy you can tap off as much as you like. With such a power source set up, one can build a dimensional collapse which enables you to shrink the apparent size of the black-hole machine. This will also mean that the mass of the black hole will fall for external observers. Another way of solving the mass problem is to use Higgs Boson particles to negate mass, since the Higgs Boson is generally believed to be the origin of mass. Then the device can become part of a normal spaceship. One can also change the relative time advancement rate of the black-hole region of space and so gain vast amounts of energy from the Hawking radiation that Black holes give off. This way the Black Hole loses mass and so you can turn the entire mass of the Black Hole into energy. Also the Black Hole then maintains it's own containment field. The important point is that one can set up the energies needed to cause the quantum fluctuations in general relativity and so tunnel across the trans-light barrier. The universe suddenly becomes yours for the taking. A NASA space shuttle fitted with a BH device becomes more powerful than Darth Vadar's Death Star!


That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield