have you no shame schwans man? (1376 hits)
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Submitted by <sendmehatemail.at.trigun.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-04 22:03:04 EST
its been a long week...and to end it all im sick...and im showing all signs of the SARS virus...lol
yeah im in for a really long april so im going to think of terrible things to do to the schwans man when he comes to my house tomorrow. you know that guy who shows up at your door promiseing tasty treats ice cream and all sorts of pre-prepared delectible dinner dishes..well hes fun to mess with so i need ideas so far ive only come up with about five differnt ways to scare and or freak the guy out like hes neaver been freaked out before.
1. answer the door with my cordless mini skill saw all coverd in cows blood
2. dip head compleatly in vat of hair gel, touch hair as often as possible and rub his order form tablet in a arousing manner.
3. the last one is kinda freaky so i figured that maybe it would be a little less demented if i just answerd the door and insist that he let me drive his truck or i wont buy any frozen chicken fingers.
4. try to barter promising him little boys in return for a bag of sherbert icecream.
5. answer the door with my little brother over my shoulder playing dead coverd in red cornsyrp and simply ask for his hat...take it and shut the door....
yeah im out of ideas but ive been inside all week due to my sickness when i should be out partying so my only way out of madness is plotting against the schwans door to door frozen food guy.
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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-05 11:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who is this man? why is he bringing ice cream to your house? why do you want to make his job shittier than it is????
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-04-05 02:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shwantz means dick in Yiddish & German. That's right - take it - take it - take all that creamy goodness...just lick it up, swallow it.....mghglmmgnhn
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-04 22:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Schwans sstuff kicks ass. I like their mozarella rings.