Guess I'm the fucking asshole........ (1131 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.12 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by L.G. <el2tha.g.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-04 15:39:13 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61216
So you think that would have gotten better reviews if a man had written it? Doubt it.
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I think men can only respect a woman who respects herself and her tits. If she respects her tits, I WILL TOO. I truly don't think that men run to women who treat them badly, unless they are pussywhipped.
And a woman who respects herself, stands up when she thinks she is right(which she never is), does herself and tries to find her own way.
She isn't mean to the guy, but she doesn't let him get away with shit. She tells him what the problem is and they go from there and she sucks his cock.
Who wants a woman who lets you run all over them? Every man, of course. Who wants to be called daddy while she's getting wet between her legs?
A few years ago, seven years ago I dated this chick. In this story we'll call her whore. That's what all the other girls I was fucking called her, like 90% of the women out there. I still laugh my ass off every time I hear that name. Whores are great.
(Masturbates thinking about raping fluoxetine hydrochloride) another story
Anyway, I fucked her for about two years. Whore and I were both in college at the same university. Well I was in college; I think Whore was just fucking all the students. She sucked dick for a place to live and commuted for the daily gang-banging she received.
The first year was okay, the sex was just enough to get me off, she was dirty, and a stupid bitch. I took complete advantage of Whore without even thinking about it.
Call me an asshole, I like it. Plus, she was a whore.
It was so funny. On the nights I let her fuck me, after I was done, I'd call the other whores every single night. I fucked them every single night for three months and she never knew, she caught me once, but I bitch slapped her and she never brought it up again. Asshole?
After wasting too many condoms on her, and truthfully she was getting a little too loose. I finally decided to cut her loose and tell her I didn't want to fuck her anymore. She was devastated of course. She would walk by my house all the time, and one day I saw her masturbating across the street while I was bringing in that night's hookers. What a stupid bitch, you're a whore so get over it. The head sucked anyway.
Then the funniest shit happened. My boys and I still talk shit about it to this day. She left me a note on my car one day after school that said she was pregnant, and it was mine.
How fucking pathetic? Is that what whores do?
Well I met up with whore recently, on the corner she was working. Apparently now she spends her time blowing circus animals for cash, and fucking sweaty random guys in her trailer.
Too bad the pregnancy thing didn't work, that was 7 years ago. Her seven year old pimp she takes everywhere looks familiar though.
User Reviews
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-26 22:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently now she spends her time blowing circus animals for cash
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hahaha.
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-03-16 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...booooooooo
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant believe I didn't see this before.
Awesome spin on things. Hilarious!
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, i think you're one of the few(VERY few) people that got the point
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ya know, the +2 is for the point,
not the story....personally I think people spend a little too much time
patting themselves on the back for treating people like shit.
It happens- I try real hard to be a better person,
I'm the first to admit to being an ass at times.
anyways, well done on the corallation.It was smartly put. nice congecture with the double standards
of today.
Submitted by Auron (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha. What a CockSlum.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sure why not
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are sliding again. I know you could do mock better than this.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-05 12:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about expert twat? kinda has a nice ring to it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not an "internet twat", you fucking cunthole.
I am an expert reviewer. HUGE difference.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy: i never said i thought it was personal. i know better than to let what some internet twats think affect me.
thored: the whole point of this post was that this bitch http://www.ubersite.com/m/61216 thought that if it were a man saying what she had said, the reviews would be different. the string of -2's (which i had hoped to get) proves her wrong. so yes, the post is shit, but wasn't meant to be anything other than that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...and the author thinks it's "personal", somehow.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Check around...I have given out the exact same number of +2's as minuses today. 4 of each.
You must just suck.
Nothing personal
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I've given out a shitload of -2's today. Maybe because the content is shit.
Like this one for example.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So are you a random sweaty guy or a circus animal?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Check around...I have given out the exact same number of +2's as minuses today. 4 of each.
You must just suck.
Nothing personal.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:20:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are SO VERY OBVIOUSLY a virgin, with a helluva shot at achieving lifetime status in the Virgin-For-Life club.
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why is it that every time i see "last reviewed by Schlongy" i know a -2 is coming, yet i still can't make myself hate you? and that's not true, i had sex with a walrus today
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are SO VERY OBVIOUSLY a virgin, with a helluva shot at achieving lifetime status in the Virgin-For-Life club.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got bored of reading so I'm -2ing the pic
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"wasn't going for improvement. just wanted to prove to that stupid bitch that it would still get -2's if it was posted by a guy "
I'll 0 it out then. Still, I didn't like it.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid too.
I swear to God there are no decent men or women left in the world.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-04 16:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd give you a -2, but it was pretty funny and not true.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-04 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-04 15:53:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
no improvement on the referenced post, blah
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wasn't going for improvement. just wanted to prove to that stupid bitch that it would still get -2's if it was posted by a guy
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-04 15:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no improvement on the referenced post, blah
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-04 15:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-04 15:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to give this a +2 for the pic/captions. It's Friday afternoon and I'm feeling expansive.