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For once (345 hits)

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Rating: -1.55 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rockstar (View user info) at 2005-03-04 16:54:15 EST



-Awesome

-Not sure

-It's awesome

Sykes opened his mouth to pray, let his tongue languish on his lips, saliva dripping onto his chin.

-Why?

-Because he's dead

-Isn't that bad?

-You know it isn't

-I know a lot of things, this is a goodness

-I hate you
-You know that's not true
-I hate you

-Don't count them out

-Count the world out, they're going to lose

Sykes smiled, he gulped back the words of his prayer. God after all, was dead.

- So now we are the masters

- We were always the masters, we always will be

-You know what?
-What?
-You're right



-Of course I'm right
-I know
-If you know you don't have
-I had to
-I know


-Do we bury him?

Carl turned his head, stared at Sykes, that hillbilly. The agrarian stuck in his dungarees, his straw hat, chewing straw, herded like cattle, herded to the slaughter, herded to the great hole in the ground, to turn to dust, to ash on the ground, to dust in the wind, till the wind had silenced his thoughts, till his every memory was dead, over the blue mountains that stuck to the red bloody sky that wind roamed, across the towns across the plains over the city over the sea to the desert to the sand to the end of the earth, never would the wind settle, always the ash would taste in the mouths of the decent of what they had done.

- No we don't

-Got to bury a man, it's right

-Not for him

-You're right
-Of course I'm right

Sykes spat

-That's disgusting

-You're one to talk
-Damn right I'm one to talk, you're disgusting
-Don't talk to me, like you are clean

-You're right, I'm not
-Well at least you can admit
-Cleaner than you


-No

-No?
-No
-No!
-You never have been
-I'll show you who's rotten

aaa
ooaaoo
oohhhhh
ghhhaaa
aahahahaha


Why?
You know why



You're right, for once
Of course I'm right


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolutely, positively No Comment

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Yophystus struck when Van Groyne entered the shower.

Van Groyne was washing his face when Yophystus crept up behind him, reached between his legs, and grabbed his dangling ballsack.

"Eyagh!" Van Groyne yelled, painfully pulling his soapy balls out of Yophystus grip.

"Hah!" Yophystus laughed, and suddenly he gagged as Van Groyne rammed a bar of soap into his mouth.

Van Groyne shouted triumphantly, "Suck on that, Yophystus!"



Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'defecates '
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I love it



Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

'defecates '

Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than anything lojope ever wrote.

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I skipped to the reviews

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didnt

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Um!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:14:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe I just read that all

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe I just read that all


I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius