EPISODE 93: "A Prostitute" (1117 hits)
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Submitted by The Chronicles of College-Guy (View user info) at 2005-03-04 18:22:20 EST
*THE CHRONICLES OF COLLEGE-GUY*
EPISODE 93: "A Prostitute"
March 4, 2005
I never had to pay for a woman before--girls have always seemed to flock to me. I've seen prostitutes though. I've heckled them, eyeballed their asses, and I've talked to a few, but I've never paid one for sex. Today is different, however. After sleeping in the entire morning, I skip my English class--I don't want to read the rest of "Manfred". Driving down the bitter streets of Seattle, I decide that I need to buy a girl. I want to see what paid-for pussy tastes like.
I get a room and call an agency. I end up waiting. I spend $30 for the room for an hour-and-a-half. The bastards leave me waiting. I go back to the front desk and ask to just get the room for the whole night. Now, normally this would only cost $40 total--$10 more. Tonight, however, this bastard charges me an ADDITIONAL $40. That's $70 to get this piece-of-shit room for one night. It's not until the girl finally calls me that I understand there are such things as in-calls and out-calls--the prostitutes can either come to you or you can go to them.
Ashley arrives at my door within a few hours. She gets out of a car being driven by a Puerto Rican and walks up to me.
"Hi," she smiles. "How ya doin', hun?"
She's my age and she's white, which makes me happy; I half-expected to get some 40-year-old black African princess.
"Fine," I answer her. "How're you?"
"Good," she responds.
Ashlee comes in and surveys the room. For some reason, she is highly impressed with it. While this is no doubt the worst motel that I've ever stayed in over the course of my 19 years, she is absolutely captivated by it. She makes note of the microwave oven and refridgerator that sit unplugged in the corner--"Wow, they give ya lots of stuff, huh?" For some reason, sluts are always very naive.
"I've never had to pay before," I tell her. "What's off limits and what isn't?"
"Nothing's off limits except anal," she says.
Nothing except anal, huh? Not bad for $250 an hour ($320 when including the room).
"Fine," I say. "Then I want to call you Emily."
She gives me a peculiar smirk.
"Whatever," she giggles. "I'm Emily."
...
Emily takes her shirt off and then her bra. I suck on her tits; they are perky. She takes off her pants and isn't wearing panties--that's my girl. I take off my clothes and put on my condom. I put it inside her. We fuck, me probing my right hand into her asshole. Emily begins to moan as I speed up the pace. I climax and roll off of her.
"Do you want a cigarette?" I ask her.
We converse about nothing, small things that don't really matter in the end. Though, as the minutes pass, I become a little perplexed to see her there fully clothed as I am still naked. Even in her simple state of mind, she manages to sense my confusion.
"You know the hour is over," she tells me.
"What?" I snap. "What're you talkin' about?"
"The hour is over once you cum," she tells me.
"Fuck," I say. "I wanted a BJ too."
It costs me another $40--that makes $290 for this bitch and $70 for the room, so $360 total for those of you keeping count.
"Do you want me to take my clothes off again?" Emily asks me.
"Yeah, if you don't mind."
She does. I lay back, put my hands behind my head, and watch as she sucks me. Sitting there, I watch as Emily puts my dick inside of her mouth. She brings her lips up and down, massaging my purple warrior.
{There once was a time when I was a kid that my cousin Emily and I spent the day inside playing Mousetrap. For hours and hours we sat playing that game. We must have played it dozens of times--though maybe not, because that God damn game takes forever to set up. We just played that all day, playing as little kids do. That's one of my clearest memories of her.}
As minutes pass, the hooker is now rabidly sucking at my cock, trying to get my to cum. The bed is squeaking, rocking up and down as the girl vigorously plunges my penis in and out of her mouth.
"You know what," I smile, taking her hand forcefully. "I don't think I'm gonna cum again. I'd hate to see you kill yourself."
With that, the girl leaves me. I am left alone in the room for the rest of the dark night.
User Reviews
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-04-11 19:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold star.
Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-03-05 13:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You still got it
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's a 'substitude'?
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Never paid for sexual acts and never will. Right hand is always a good substitude on a dry patch
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mousetrap does take a long time to set up.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a 'prostitute'?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
him, durel, and johnnybrains
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
strange how you & durrell reappear at the same time...
No it's not.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
carry on
i like your style
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sick because you thought of your cousin...the only reason it's not a -2 is because I've done the same
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anybody find it suspicious that Steve Durell, Johnathan Brians and College Guy all seem to post within hours of each other everytime?
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It reminds me of the time my friend and I got drunk and drove around the city to heckle hookers...then he decided he wanted to pay for one, so we dorve around and I was the one who had to ask if she was undercover...anyway the night progresses he picks one up, we drive down an alley, I got out of the car and he did his business...the fucker didn't get off so the hooker was like ok gimme the money I will get some crack then they could try again...bitch got us to bring her to this crack house, and when she was taking like 5 minutes too long, and we thought we were gonna get shot, so we took off. Bitch forgot her jean jacket in his car...so my friend got a new jean jacket for her birthday...hey this is like a post more than a review, but whatever....ahhhh hooker stories.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain
sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked!
-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer