What do you call an Asian vegetable? (1160 hits)
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Submitted by Aristides Sweetmeat <adsweetmeat.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-04 18:35:17 EST
Cucumbers.
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Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-10 01:16:45 EDT (#)
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??
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-10 00:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the golf post. Yes it was that funny.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:05:00 EDT (#)
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I still don't get this
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-03-06 07:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like stuff that doesn't make sense.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-06 07:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAR?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-06 06:41:27 EST (#)
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Now you get the -2.
i still don't get it.
your explanation meant nothing.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-03-05 09:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Williamson's right, A.D.
Asian vegetable = Cucumber.
Asian vegetables = Cucumbers.
Your explanation means shit. The fact still remains that you fucked up the wording. Not necessarily the "joke", but the wording.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-05 08:46:43 EST (#)
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It's plural because Asians are slant eyes.
Now do you get it?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-05 08:13:45 EST (#)
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Even the grammar was fucked.
An asian vegetable (singular) = Cucumbers (Plural)
Your post was one word and you fucked it. You fucking sicken me.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-05 08:07:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:21:09 (#)
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What do you call a dipshit with his parents internet access?
Aristides Sweetmeat
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-03-05 07:52:39 EST (#)
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i don't get it.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:01:49 (#)
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If this post were a movie, it would be Last Action Hero
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Damn, that's harsh.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:21:23 EST (#)
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I'm so hilarious
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:21:09 EST (#)
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You
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-04 21:55:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:44:36 EST (#)
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<Burp>
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:39:31 EST (#)
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Touche
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh lord.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:23:24 EST (#)
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You promised to get me a better connection for Christmas, grandpa.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you call a dipshit with his parents internet access?
Aristides Sweetmeat
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
firefly
Submitted by PlaguedByMurphy (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:01:49 EST (#)
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If this post were a movie, it would be Last Action Hero
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:52:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:41:29 (#)
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What do you call a bad post?
<Insert witty remark here>
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haha! a <repeats witty remark>
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:50:40 EST (#)
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You would know a bad post when you saw one, right Williamson?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61159
Or better yet:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/williamson
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:46:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:41:29 (#)
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What do you call a bad post?
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This
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:43:16 EST (#)
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Jesus and Darth Vader have nothing on Cucumbers.
Unless your lord and savior is Asian.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:41:29 EST (#)
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What do you call a bad post?
<Insert witty remark here>
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay so yeah, I messed up your name man, please Sweetmeat, don't harm me. You are so almighty and powerful with your pornographic novels about the de-evolution of humans. I promise it will never happen again Aristedess.
FUCK!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God...more assholes thrown into the mix.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-04 18:37:03 EST (#)
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Aristeded, you are a god among men. You have posted the single greatest word known to man. Cucumbers. This simple statement should be considered, no, WILL be considered from now on, the best post of all time.
I want to make sweet love to your pancreas and thyroids. Please accept my offer.