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Submitted by Kent Weirdo died on the way back to his home planet (View user info) at 2005-03-04 20:37:09 EST
I'm no Jack Handy, but I'll give it a shot.
...Have any of you ever had a dream where you're doing cocaine and you can't get to sleep? I know, weird, huh?
...Uber cult posts: Which ones would qualify? I mean, we have the Most Reviewed list, but everyone sees those all the time. I'm talking about the ones that have been visited continuously, or have some sort of following (such as Wazza's "re 16 y/olds http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213", or maybe even Lojope's "Path of Thorns - Healing sexually after rape http://www.ubersite.com/m/40524"), but only have notoriety within a select group, which is basically the essence of cult-status.
...I've done a post like this before.
...Martha's getting out of jail. Fucking big deal.
... B.T.K. is going to jail. Personally, I'd put B up for trade with Martha.
...Is it a good thing to be cynical? I probably don't sound very cynical, but I tell you, out here in the real world, I like to dress in black faggy clothing and listen to The Cure all day while I try and hang myself ["some wet laundry to dry" is the end of that sentence. What, I can't listen to Robert Smith and do laundry at the same time?]
...*Hiccup* Dude, I just hiccuped for the first time in a year. I was going to write a bit about the plight of the working negro child here, but this hiccuping out of nowhere business has my mind razzled. I'm going to call the hospital after I'm done downloading "NWA - 100 Miles and Runnin'".
...When I was seven, I had this friend named Sam who was eight, and every day after school, he'd come over with his copy of Street Fighter 2 and play against me. He'd win because I didn't play often, and he'd rub it in my face.
A few weeks later, I bought a copy of "Street Fighter 2: Turbo" (OOOH THAT'S SO BAAADD) and practiced (by practiced I mean that I put it in 2-Player mode and fought a non-moving Player 2).
He came over a few days later, we played, and I BEAT HIS BITCH-ASS. I knew that choosing Ken over Ryu was a good move.
You know what he did? With his fragile little eight year-old mind blown by defeat at the hands of his seven year-old lacky, he slapped me in the face, ran out of the house, and all the way home, he cried and PISSED HIS LEVI'S. My mother came home from work as he was storming out, leaving piss-trails on our driveway and bawling. Jesus Christ, and over a video game...
...I've been dubbed Boss Ninja of Arcata and Eureka, CA. It's great to be the boss (and to get into hot naked wrestling matches with the Pirate Queen).
...Man, MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969)(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064665/) is such a good movie. It's all about this big Texas moron named "Joe Buck" (played well by Jon Voight) who decides that he can make it big in New York as a male prostitute for old rich ladies. Along the way, as he loses money and loses hope (and more importantly loses out on all them rich womens), he joins up with a street thief known as "Ratso Rizzo" (played awesomely by Dustin Hoffman), a limping bitter bastard who's rat-like voice gives significance to the name.
The film was the first X-Rated film to win the Academy Award for Best Picture (1969). Although it didn't contain STRONG sexual content, the film's subject matter is what pushed such a hard rating back in those days.
The film is based on a novel of the same name written by James Leo Herlihy.
If you're ever in a film store or a book store, library or whatever, I suggest that you look for this one.
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:37:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 09:49:06 (#)
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You're right, you're no Jack Handy...you should BE shot.
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You google Jack Handey or something? I'm just saying, after reading your posts, I didn't peg you as a Handey kind of guy, but whatever...
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 09:49:06 EST (#)
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You're right, you're no Jack Handy...you should BE shot.
Submitted by kcthelush (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:42:38 EST (#)
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No comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-05 01:23:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:07:27 (#)
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This post kind of blew (Here's how you do a real random thoughts post http://www.ubersite.com/m/47349) but Midnight Cowboy is one of my all time Top 20 movies.
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You should read the novel.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:07:27 EST (#)
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This post kind of blew (Here's how you do a real random thoughts post http://www.ubersite.com/m/47349) but Midnight Cowboy is one of my all time Top 20 movies.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:52:22 EST (#)
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"by practiced I mean that I put it in 2-Player mode and fought a non-moving Player 2"
i'm glad i'm not alone on that...i did it with mortal kombat II - to practice my fatalities
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-04 20:56:12 EST (#)
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You're beautiful, man
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-04 20:48:55 EST (#)
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Yeah. It's the G-Chord.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-04 20:46:32 EST (#)
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There was this guy I knew once. His name was Kent. He was pretty cool, that Kent, but he was real quiet. You could tell a lot went on in that mind of his, but he kept it to himself. And Kent liked to play guitar, except it was always the same note. He would just strum it day after day after day. One day, this angel came down to see him and said, "Kent, that note of yours is wonderful. We're really happy you like it. But do you think you could spread it out, you know, try a little something new? Like the other musicians?" Kent just looked at the angel and said, "Those musicians are looking for the right notes. I've already found mine."