Me, in a nutshell. (851 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -1.65 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Andrew <downerSTAIN.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-04 22:21:48 EST
My predictions were 100% correct in assuming that I would be having a "fucking sweet" night.
6:30 p.m. - meet Alex in Happy Harry's parking lot and drive to his house to get his last little bit of weed. Amazing shit. Blazed off of 1 bowl.
7:00 p.m. - drive to Aaron's house. Pick up Aaron, Sean, and Nick. Call our "weed guy" and decide to procure $50 worth of some very sticky marijuana. I mean primo shit. Smoke two bowls in some deserted neighborhood. Extremely baked.
7:30 p.m. - Drive to Aaron's cousin John's house and proceed to jam out on crazy hardcore shit and smoke 3 bowls, drink beers. EXTREMELY fucked up.
8:30 p.m. - Drive to the "Quick Mart" on Maryland Ave. and procure 2 2 liters and a Dutch Master blunt. Drive back to John's house and roll one of the sweetest blunts ever.
9:00 p.m. - Smoke the blunt while jamming out again, getting extremely, insanely, inhumanly fucked up while Aaron, his cousin John, his uncle Bob, and his dad play the craziest music ever.
9:40 p.m. - Pile in to the car and drive to my house to drop me off.
9:50 p.m. - Get in the house, take off my hoodie and wallet and empy my pockets.
10:00 p.m. - Sit down at the computer and listen to the Beatles.
...hells yeah, bitches.
The Beatles - Nowhere Man
User Reviews
Submitted by chronic_one (user info) at 2005-04-27 04:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? You sound like you're about 14. And also, like you're full of shit.
And dumb at 14.....such a shame...shoot yourself?
Submitted by kcthelush (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, you could have photoshopped a picture of you inside a giant walnut shell, and it would have probably scored 1.35 on 89 reviews.
You suck.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound pretty cool dude.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what kind of a loser gets in at 10 and considers it a "sweet night"
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-03-05 01:36:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:08:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? You sound like you're about 14. And also, like you're full of shit.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that aint shit
Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-05 02:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dude, r u from New Jersey? Lay off the weed, man. Seriously. Stop. You done smoked yourself retarded.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-03-05 01:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:08:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? You sound like you're about 14. And also, like you're full of shit.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-05 00:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If everyone told me about the time they got stoned on uber this site would be worse than it already has gotten
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:23:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds a lot like my days, except replace all the weed smoking with being productive.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-04 23:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? You sound like you're about 14. And also, like you're full of shit.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
help help! i'm stuck in a nutshell!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, the viewer is always right.
This was still a shitty post.
LIEK OMZG GO GET URSELF A LYGFE LOLMMA!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soooo... you did nothing much.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh it's fucking friday night you douchebag. How about taking that stick out of your ass?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-03-04 22:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds a lot like my days, except replace all the weed smoking with being productive.