Don't talk to me while I'm pissing, faggot! (358 hits)
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Submitted by Howie Felter <imwillywonka.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-05 11:00:30 EST
I cannot stand it when people talk to me in the washroom.
I don't have the disease where I can't go if someone is near, but when a fellow male is standing next to me with his dick caressing the same oxygen as mine, the last thing I want to hear is friendly chit chat like we're long time friends.
This morning, I was taking a leak, enjoying the feeling of my first piss of the day while judging by the dark orange colour that I am getting dehydrated, when along comes a fellow co-worker. Now, I've never spoken with this guy before and he decides to position himself in the urinal directly beside me, leaving the other 3 urinals to his right completely unoccupied.
Awkward.
Then he starts to strike up a conversation with me, acting like we're friends or something.
Double awkward.
Now, I'm not a very picky person, and I do like talking with strangers, but when I'm pissing in a urinal and looking straight down in an effort to see if my cock is any larger than the day before...for the love of God, LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-05 12:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True dat.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LMAO that wouldn't piss me off, it wouldn't surprise me if he did
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*tear* I wasn't but now I am because of that big bad mean post that you gave, you tough man, you! I wish we could all be model males just like youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......fuck off, you homo
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just pissed because the dude had a bigger dick than you.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ohh, is the little baby gonna cry?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EXACTLY...good to see that I'm not alone on this, then. I would have punched the guy but I was a little busy. lol
Submitted by BigJoe (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hasn't that guy heard of piss etiquette? Always leave a stall between you and you neighbor if possible. AND NO TALKING!
Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute...hope he reads this
Submitted by kcthelush (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad you took the time to let us know you're a flaming homosexual.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this only works if you include Stormtroopers.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59636
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a point
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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