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Hey Martians, I Propose a Compromising Proposal (Bandwagon) (638 hits)

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Rating: 1.44 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jarvis (View user info) at 2005-03-05 22:57:57 EST


I was raised on Earth and though I see an impending war of the worlds coming, I think maybe we should sit down and share some coffee and hot wings and try to come up with some solutions. Suggestions:

1. Leave our Earth women alone. Yes, they are much more attractive than Martian women, what with their giant, man-eating vaginas.

2. Stop hanging around Area-51. We all know it's just a McDonald's in disguise.

3. Stop with the anal probes.

4. Bring back the X-Files. It was a good show and you guys got to be on TV.

5. Give me back my bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!

What you can have:

1. Politicians as slaves

2. Michael Jackson, he's more like you than us

3. The NHL

4. North Dakota

5. MTV

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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jarvis where are you .??????

Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Many comments

Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I propose that you stop being such a weak bitch. You are the type of guy that reads comic books and plays MAGIC: THE GATHERING. Do us all a favor and grow up a little, you walking autism telethon.

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That all sounds good but I still don't know which would be better: anal probes or North Dakota.



Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-06 02:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for number 5 alone...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was awesome! Jarvis is right, we must unite against the alien threat. Let gbusman lead the way....................

Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto 2 for the movie, which i saw as featured on one of the funniest ever episodes of MST3K.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

h aha ha can i go too ,it's getting boring here.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't know I had a Perry Bible Fellowship reference. I don't even know what Perry Bible Fellowship is.

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So that makes you, what? A fucking eliteist. White cracker.
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No, it says read posts, post something, until then shut the fuck up

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did anyone else catch the Perry Bible Fellowship reference?

Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Silk
User id: 16942
Registered on or around: 2005-03-03 15:28:36
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 12
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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Yeahhh....NOOB

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So that makes you, what? A fucking eliteist. White cracker.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the title alone

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Silk
User id: 16942
Registered on or around: 2005-03-03 15:28:36
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 12
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
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Yeahhh....NOOB

Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Zaaaaaaap. One Earthling down.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

They can have the NHL as long as I get to keep Steve Yzerman tied up in my closet.



PS: I HAVE A SUPER SECRET CRUSH ON JARVIS! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!! SHHHHHH

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome, Give them ashlee simpson too.


Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

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