Hey Martians, I Propose a Compromising Proposal (Bandwagon) (638 hits)
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Submitted by Jarvis (View user info) at 2005-03-05 22:57:57 EST
I was raised on Earth and though I see an impending war of the worlds coming, I think maybe we should sit down and share some coffee and hot wings and try to come up with some solutions. Suggestions:
1. Leave our Earth women alone. Yes, they are much more attractive than Martian women, what with their giant, man-eating vaginas.
2. Stop hanging around Area-51. We all know it's just a McDonald's in disguise.
3. Stop with the anal probes.
4. Bring back the X-Files. It was a good show and you guys got to be on TV.
5. Give me back my bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!
What you can have:
1. Politicians as slaves
2. Michael Jackson, he's more like you than us
3. The NHL
4. North Dakota
5. MTV
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jarvis where are you .??????
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:13:34 EST (#)
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Many comments
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:13:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:12:46 EST (#)
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I propose that you stop being such a weak bitch. You are the type of guy that reads comic books and plays MAGIC: THE GATHERING. Do us all a favor and grow up a little, you walking autism telethon.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:40:22 EST (#)
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That all sounds good but I still don't know which would be better: anal probes or North Dakota.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:40:18 EST (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:21:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-06 02:31:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:42:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:36:56 EST (#)
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+2 for number 5 alone...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-06 01:26:19 EST (#)
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That was awesome! Jarvis is right, we must unite against the alien threat. Let gbusman lead the way....................
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:50:29 EST (#)
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auto 2 for the movie, which i saw as featured on one of the funniest ever episodes of MST3K.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:20:09 EST (#)
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h aha ha can i go too ,it's getting boring here.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:13:40 EST (#)
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I didn't know I had a Perry Bible Fellowship reference. I don't even know what Perry Bible Fellowship is.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-06 00:09:58 EST (#)
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So that makes you, what? A fucking eliteist. White cracker.
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No, it says read posts, post something, until then shut the fuck up
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:56:49 EST (#)
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Did anyone else catch the Perry Bible Fellowship reference?
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:52:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:27:20 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Silk
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Yeahhh....NOOB
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So that makes you, what? A fucking eliteist. White cracker.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:47:51 EST (#)
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For the title alone
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:27:20 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Silk
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Yeahhh....NOOB
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:22:36 EST (#)
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DOES NOT COMPUTE
Zaaaaaaap. One Earthling down.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:07:48 EST (#)
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They can have the NHL as long as I get to keep Steve Yzerman tied up in my closet.
PS: I HAVE A SUPER SECRET CRUSH ON JARVIS! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!! SHHHHHH
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-05 23:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, Give them ashlee simpson too.