Whore-o-Scopes (905 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Impossible (View user info) at 2005-03-06 04:58:38 EST
Aquarius
Like the lovechild of Danish death metal band Aqua you will be molested by Michael Jackson
and die a horrible yet strangely erotic death at the hands of a larger women with oven mitts.
Pisces
Stay away from Science this week. Hell hath no fury like an electron scorned.
Aries
This week will be good for you, you will win the lottery and fall in love.
Next week however you will die as a result of a ruptured colon.
Taurus
You will find love at a rubbish tip. It's not dead if you close your eyes.
Gemini
You will become obsessed with carpooling. Carpooling will then trick you and steal your wallet.
Cancer
This week you will find solace in a book as you try to forget everything you did last week.
We are watching you and we may strike at any moment.
Leo
You will wake up to find that your cat has moved into a homeless shelter because "You meow smell meow bad".
Virgo
You will not get any as usual.
Libra
You will suffer a nervous breakdown and live your life referring to yourself as the "Emperor of Cheese"
Scorpio
Don't worry, you got away with it. Just play it cool and blame the foreign kid.
Sagittarius
A double dose of AIDS and they both cancel each other out, remember that Rodney.
Capricorn
Ritualistic Seppukakke is all I can say.
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-06 21:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats the lamest thing i've heard all day schlongy.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-06 20:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-06 11:42:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40074
re posting months later is teh suck
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Its not the same dumbass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-06 19:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Falco- First of all...you must be out of your gay little mind if you think ANYONE, much less I, copied anything of yours.
That's "a)".
b) I thought you left here to hang out in that Greek Homo chat room, you fucking retard.
You were not missed. So hit the road again.
My Whore-a-scope is the quality leader in the clubhouse. The rest are pale imtitations and suck cock more than Falco does.
Der Kommisar.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-06 18:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy you stupid cunt, i made the original and that faggot copied me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40074
Asscake
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-03-06 11:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40074
re posting months later is teh suck
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-06 10:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my cancer-ass will be bangin an aries this week! yay!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-06 10:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got hoes, in different area codes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, in different area codes
Now you thought I was just 7-7-0 And 4-0-4
I'm worldwide bitch, act like y'all don't know
It's the abominable "O" man, Globe-trot international postman
Neighbor-dick dope man...7-1-8's, 2-0-2's
I send small cities and states I-O-U's
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5, I'll jump off the D-4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on'
Til I close the door and I'm jumping your bones
3-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-5, 8-0-3
Read your whor-o-scope and eat some whor-derves
Ten I pump one these hoes is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0, my cell phone says overload
Incidentally I've lived in 5 of the area codes he uses in that damn song. Which is now stukc in my head, thanks to you and your stupid "whore-o-scopes."
Bastard.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-03-06 09:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Capricorn
Ritualistic Seppukakke is all I can say.
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...I don't even know what this IS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-06 09:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee...I wonder where I saw this before? Oh yeah, I know now.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49826
Dipshit.
Submitted by NSFW (user info) at 2005-03-06 07:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
No...
its funny because I think I might be getting some ass soon. Met her parents and shit and just hope she is easy and will lets me out my peener in her baginer
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if you've met her parents, and you're not laid yet... well she's not easy man.
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
No...
its funny because I think I might be getting some ass soon. Met her parents and shit and just hope she is easy and will lets me out my peener in her baginer
^^
Who wants to hear your life story you fucking dildo? just rate the post and fuck off
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goodnight god doctor
goodnight
er
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats ok coz im a eunoch and I live under a bridge
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because i got i don't know what, but i do know which foreign kid i will blame.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No...
its funny because I think I might be getting some ass soon. Met her parents and shit and just hope she is easy and will lets me out my peener in her baginer
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Virgo
You will not get any as usual.
son of a BITCH!!
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Virgo
You will not get any as usual.
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Isn't that the fucking truth!!