I hired a detective to take a photo of Shlongy at his new job... (1652 hits)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-03-06 14:44:33 EST
I've noticed your insults are getting lamer and less frequent Shlongy.
Lets hope this inspires you. Ghey ass Rancid hat and all
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There IS no other way to interpret your LAST review/attempt to be "edgy", rob.
You're calling the wrong person stupid.
But don't fret it. There's a bunch of us that do that for you (and to you) on a daily basis.
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See, now yer just grasping at straws old man.
You dig up a post about you being unfunny and my comment relates to just how LONG you have sucked for (this post being made in 2005 n' all).
you = idiot
oh... and ugly, skinny, and lets not forget huffy & puffy.
Almost forgot this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There IS no other way to interpret your LAST review/attempt to be "edgy", rob.
You're calling the wrong person stupid.
But don't fret it. There's a bunch of us that do that for you (and to you) on a daily basis.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm, I think if you'll check the User info, rob_berg you moron, you'll find that I did not create this classic masterpiece.
I merely posed for the picture.
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Good Lord.
You suck AND you are stupid.
This post was fantastic - hence the ever so popular +2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm, I think if you'll check the User info, rob_berg you moron, you'll find that I did not create this classic masterpiece.
I merely posed for the picture.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulation Shlongy,
You are like the energizer bunny of suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh...reliving the classics.
Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-24 00:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should have hired my uncle lance
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Fuck you in the goat ass.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:41:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam, did Shlongy ,dooo somethin too u?
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No, nothing more than usual.
Like it says at the top, I thought his insults have been less inspired lately not only on my posts, but others as well. I was trying to egg him on a bit, which doesn't seem to have worked too well.
I guess I'll have to find someone else to argue with.
Any takers?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam, did Shlongy ,dooo somethin too u?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one, with the exception of p. fuckface the coward, from Uber could ever get me really pissed off about anything, dipshit.
Except your stupidity is kinda pissing me off.
Go eat a dick.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a beautiful tribute.
Good luck with your future posts today.
Peace, love and greenery!
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you know that point where someone is REALLY pissed off and cannot think of a damn thing to say, only to pull the old switch-a-roo and go with the flow? Yeah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-07 15:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have placed him on a golf course...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, that's good postin'!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAAHH!!
He is on ugly mother fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a beautiful tribute.
Good luck with your future posts today.
Peace, love and greenery!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 05:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-06 23:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be funnier if it said "Lcpl Boudreoux killed my dad and knocked up my sister."
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Now THIS is funny.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-03-07 04:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quite like rancid :o( ace photo though. Unlucky shlongy, adam, haven you broken to the pressure and stopped the PS mags? i liked em!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-06 23:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be funnier if it said "Lcpl Boudreoux killed my dad and knocked up my sister."
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-06 22:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like shlongy, but it was funny.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-06 21:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-06 19:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty good.
I'm practicing being kindler...gentler...more boring...more of a dipshit.
Kind of like you, Adam.
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You had better be lying...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-06 19:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty good.
I'm practicing being kindler...gentler...more boring...more of a dipshit.
Kind of like you, Adam.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-06 18:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:47:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Even as KoolMang, I hated Schlongy's guts with a firey passion. Good work.
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Shlongy is Koolmang? Is grandturismo an altar too?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-06 18:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not a nose, it's a beak. Intersting note, Shlongy's dad was a pelican.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KoolMang is back? not for long, hopefully.
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even as KoolMang, I hated Schlongy's guts with a firey passion. Good work.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you call him obsessed?
Get over it.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He went back to work. That's why he hasn't been around as much.
I like Schlongy, so -2. I also like you though. so +2.
0 baby, 0.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i expect mr schlongy will cry and cry over your latest photoshop effort. maybe even quit ubersite.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:03:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
adam you are turning into a bully. funny though.
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How do you figure?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
adam you are turning into a bully. funny though.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-06 15:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://muppetfigs.free.fr/pct/fgs/gonzocam/gonzo&camilla.jpg
Thats who I always think of when he post's or replies
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy's nose scares me.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy 0.68
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-06 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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