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So there are only 51 people on uber who are more valueable than Habeeb? Scary (1090 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: emoness

Rating: 1.19 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "5 Time Offender" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-06 23:50:45 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/61312

yOU BASTARDS. 51???I can make a quality post and am valuable.

Observe. Here is an outlibe for a winning story...

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Man, I can be a jerk some time, but basically I am a peaceful chap

This one time i did a whacky thing and zany results happened.

NOW THAT WAS A STICKY SITUATION!!

The End
----
HAhahahahahaha

So true.


And now a quality picture

kermittheasshole.JPG (68 kB)

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-16 16:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-06 23:57:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

my game sprites for Scout look better than this.....

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No, they do not.

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-16 16:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how did i miss this?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har.

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats fucking classic. Good stuff Beeb.

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-07 17:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 04:03:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the fuck aren't you on MVA?
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Ah, n00bs, so stupid. . .

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-07 11:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have that switch blade.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Fish Sammich"

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Should read "Habeeb, 5 time FUCKING IDIOT"..... in my humble opinion.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your fixation on "penises" is almost as scary as some of these assholes' obsession with Shlongy.

See a Doctor, tardo.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So.... even black men have yellow peeners with red tips?

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddamnit, your outlibe for a winning story is better than my whole post about being a nice guy
caught up in zany antics beyond my control. Oh yeah, and there was ensuing hilarity too.


Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry Beeb but I can't +2 this...

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-07 07:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

check yourself before you wreck yourself
cuz shotgun bullets are bad for your health.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-07 05:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Gimme yo wallet and yo shoes and yo fish sammich"

I normally hate your stuff. So sue me.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-07 05:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 04:03:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the fuck aren't you on MVA?
==========

DURRRRRR.....

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-07 05:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius, you should write a book

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 04:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the fuck aren't you on MVA?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-07 03:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking quality.



Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-07 03:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THE TOTEM POLE HAS A FUCKING PEENER!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-07 03:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This one time i did a whacky thing and zany results happened
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+999999 jillion for that comment alone


And another +99999999999999999999999999999 gajilliontrillion for the picture


Total: + infinity

We should have that as an option for rating.

Nice work, Habeeb.


FREE BEEB!!!

Submitted by static416 (user info) at 2005-03-07 01:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome, absolutely breathtaking!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the tiny hooked penis on the totem pole made me laugh. dare i say it? +2 on a habeeb post?

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I chuckled.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yay

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because my comment inspired a habeeb post. I finally have a sense of accomplishment in my life.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

does the sun do anything beside fusion fusion?

wheres the shine shine and explosions and fireballs?

Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehehe... Honkey...

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-06 23:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that sun have a single armpit hair?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-06 23:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my game sprites for Scout look better than this.....


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