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Uber Art (slightly NSFW) (2792 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.84 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2005-03-07 08:06:47 EST


I promise this will be the last post for a while with breasts in it, I really do. The picture on the top left is something I drew with 2.5 hours, a mechanical pencil, and printer paper. When I get some proper art supplies, I'll do something better. The other pictures are modified with Microsoft Photo Editor and I thought they looked interesting. I like the watercolor on the bottom left the most. I haven't drawn for 2 years, and hopefully when I get some art pencils and chalk/charcoal, I can get the shading a bit better.

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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-23 08:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, I am selling, so if you're interested shoot me an email at wpmario.at.yahoo.com.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-05-21 18:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They are some great pictures. I'd buy one and put it on my wall, if you are sellin.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great job on the shadowing. I can actually see my hand sliding over the muscles in her stomach. Lots of definition.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamn.


I need to get a scanner.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-04-06 19:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, plus motherfucking two, and not for the boobs. That degree of reality is nothing short of amazing with a mechanical pencil.

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-03-29 02:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:55:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I had problems with that too. What I found is helpful is to draw one side, figure out the angle, and then angle a line down to where the opposite side will be. Also, draw a vertical line from the belly button up and down and angle it at the slant of the body. That helps a lot with symmetry. H
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It's helpful to utilize the "Divine Ratio" when drawing the human form: 1.618. Do a search on it and you'll find some cool shit.

I love the bottom left image. She has spectacular curves and you are a lucky fucker.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-28 20:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely!

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I disagree...that's what they look like and she does not have implants...I HATE implants, they feel horrible. Does anyone else think they don't look real? It would be interesting to see if she'd take being told her breasts look like implants as a compliment or put-down. Mum's the word, I'm not saying shit, they're perfect.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you made her tits look really unnatural

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stupid fluff

Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

probably the most retarded thing I've seen for 3 minutes, before I saw my penis.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-07 16:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry. but these are just photoshop filters mate.

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Not the first one. I got my perfect 2 ruined by someone who's never posted before, bollocks!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-03-07 16:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing work.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-07 16:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

-Dave

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-07 16:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry. but these are just photoshop filters mate.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-07 12:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Grandfather used to say that a beautiful woman is proof of God's love for man.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I had problems with that too. What I found is helpful is to draw one side, figure out the angle, and then angle a line down to where the opposite side will be. Also, draw a vertical line from the belly button up and down and angle it at the slant of the body. That helps a lot with symmetry. H

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I had problems with that too. What I found is helpful is to draw one side, figure out the angle, and then angle a line down to where the opposite side will be. Also, draw a vertical line from the belly button up and down and angle it at the slant of the body. That helps a lot with symmetry. Hope that helps.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice...

I still haven't figured out the appropriate lines for the torso from that angle.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, I'd do her... she's pretty, isn't she?

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I can't draw faces well enough to do her justice...when I can, I will. She's gorgeous, and smart as all hell.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dig it! Very cool.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-07 10:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+titty

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely not too thin. My girlfriends body is just like that... Absolutely beautiful.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<ejaculates>


Submitted by Silph (user info) at 2005-03-07 09:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Most impressive.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, I'd do her... she's pretty, isn't she?

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

She's in shape, I don't consider her too thin. She looks as a genetically gifted, active, athletic and healthy female should. She'd be less aesthetically pleasing with a layer of fat over this, don't you think? There's plenty of time to not look good later in life, might as well enjoy it while you're young and you have the metabolism and time available to do so.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Like I said: I'm a breast man myself.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She's a bit thin - don't you think?

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a fan of a nice looking body, I don't really focus in on specific parts. When everything ties in together nicely and the lines flow, that's what inspires me.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm a breast man myself.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You DREW this?

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

boobs

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-07 08:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool


They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
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