Run over my foot, will you bitch? (1303 hits)
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Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-07 13:46:15 EST
Have you seen that State Farm Insurance commercial where that stupid chick runs over her boyfriend's foot in the driveway, and then runs over it again? It would makes my blood boil so hot it almost melts my face.
Here's the scenario: stupid bitch runs over boyfriend's foot. Boyfriend screams "Back up!" She goes forward, crushing it more. Then they're all talking about it, all calm like it was no big deal, like "We didn't know what kind of insurance it was, auto or homeowner's." WHAT?! He didn't even slap her or anything? I would have beaten that whore within an inch of her life.
At the end of the commercial, he tries to hold it against her that she ran over his foot and that he had to go to the hospital and have his foot in a cast and probably had to have months of painful physical training just to be able to walk normally again - but she cuts him off mid-sentence and gives him the evil eye.
Here's what would have happened if she was my girlfriend:
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always wanted to roll somebody up in a carpet and throw them off of a bridge.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so close to a +1, but the shark pushed it up about forty points. Well in my mind at least.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That commercial pisses me off too. What kind of mongoloid doesn't know the difference between an auto claim and a medical claim?
Retard: "If I wreck my car when I'm on the way to the doctor's office, is it an auto claim or a medical claim?"
Insurance Agent: "-2DIE JIHAD MOTHER BEETCHES"
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew what this story was about just by the title.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think "jihad bitch" just made it into my rotation of rants
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Snap!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very comedic.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wrapped in a carpet into a shark, man, is there any better way to dispose of a body?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jihad bitch
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You heard me, Jeahd damnit!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I thought I was the only one who screamed "Jeahd Bitch"
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The oversized shark brought me much joy.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very clever.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-07 17:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-07 15:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
derka derka +2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-07 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolio-crazy Paint, my man!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-07 15:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA angry milkshake.... hee hee hee hee hee hee heeeee
Submitted by Luckylacquer (user info) at 2005-03-07 15:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny. And I completely agree on BOTH accounts that were I A. A man and B. Dumb enough to stand close enough to a moving vehicle that my foot gets run over, I would have to bitch slap her. Definitely. Whilst yelling, "Jihad bitch!"
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times. Like that time Patrick Swazey helped me sculpt a pot out of play-doh.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:26:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. But this does beg the question... why in the FUCK was the guy standing close enough to the car to have his FOOT run over? I mean... does he belong on the special bus or something?
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True, but I give that guy props because he was the angry milkshake from "Reno 911".
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. But this does beg the question... why in the FUCK was the guy standing close enough to the car to have his FOOT run over? I mean... does he belong on the special bus or something?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was +1 until the look on the shark's face. That made me chuckle up a storm.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those pictures are great.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh..Good.....Times.....??
+2 if you don't get caught.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would have been better if, in the last frame, he yells "Allahu Ackbar!"
Even so...plus. fucking. two.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good show
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:08:47 EST (#)
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The last picture is hilarious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-07 14:08:38 EST (#)
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Look at the size of this shark. It could take a small destroyer.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:59:40 EST (#)
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Hell yes!
I don't watch much tv, but you bring it to life.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most cars rolling over your foot don't hurt that much. Unless you're some kind of sniveling little bitch.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jihad, bitch!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Yes!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Extremely fucking funny.
On a side note, check out "funeral" by The Arcade Fire. Especially if you like Modest Mouse.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the shark with the red eyes.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jihad Bitch"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this rocked
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Jihad, Bitch!" made me laugh.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-03-07 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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