Nature. It's Fucked Up. (67913 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2005-03-07 18:44:11 EST
My brother spent Christmas in South Africa, a country to which I have long yearned to visit. Bastard.
No really, he is. I found my parent's wedding certificate when I was ten or eleven - it was a great week.
"Shut up, bastard"
"Don't call your brother that!"
"Hey, don't blame me - I'm just stating the facts." [Mini Filthy proceeds to read aloud from the dictionary]
Ahhh, great days.
I digress. Anyway, when he returned, I questioned him eagerly about his experiences on safari.
Apparently it had been a great disappointment. He'd expected to see nature "kicking off."
What exactly happens when nature 'kicks off'?
"You know...lions eating tigers, elephants eating crocodiles...that sort of thing."
The conversation stopped right there.
In pursuit of the psychotropic nightmare of nature that exists only inside my brother's head, I hereby present to you my top ten (ok, top four....dude, come on, I've got a fridge full of beer here...it's just not going to happen) natural kicker offers...no, that doesn't work....look, there's some cool pictures and I used two different fonts and everything. What more do you fuckers want? LEECHES! LEECHES, THE LOT OF YOU! YOU'LL BLEED ME DRY!
...it's ok....I'm alright.....everything's fine....
User Reviews
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:01:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:00:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally piss on filthy if she was on fire.
Dude, I would totally piss on her for other reasons as well.
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I desperately want one of those reasons to be "Because the dark lord wills it"
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-09-18 05:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KA-CHING!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally piss on filthy if she was on fire.
Dude, I would totally piss on her for other reasons as well.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 03:41:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-05 17:34:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:22:23 EDT (#)
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My god, the hits.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-14 10:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
after reading your post in that big font the regular uber font seems to look smaller.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-30 19:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that I have never seen this. Damn, I suck.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-25 10:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-25 10:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
This motherfucker is on fire.
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Pee me out, dude, and quickly!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-25 10:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This motherfucker is on fire.
Submitted by Clover (user info) at 2005-03-25 09:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this and decided that I had to register. Damn funny, I think I'm in love.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-03-18 09:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Same picture link whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24706
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-16 01:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn funny and very clever, i think id like to have your children.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-15 12:32:58 EST (#)
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"Dohnt look at the finger... otherwise you will miss awwwl dat heavenly gory"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 19:54:11 EST (#)
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* whack! *
Not anger. EMOTIONAL CONTENT.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops I realise it should read "off her CHOU understand"
Not only dat, but ay gat as a greencahd, AND a yob in mie-yahmi.
Chou tell chour guy, chour friend, that I kill a communist for fun, but for a greencahd, I carve him up real good.
I can't get enough of that movie. EIRE OG!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know where that's from don't you?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:13:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's veauteeful, meihn.
EY!EYEYEYEEY!! Chou keep chor heihnds off her you understand? She's nat for chou.
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Heheheh. The "EY!EYEYEYEEY!!!" was a masterstroke.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:16:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:38:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Han: It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.
Williams: Man, I won't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice it.
Han: Oh? How so?
Williams: I'll be too busy looking good!
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Hah! I was stunned no-one had rolled that one out yet. Good show old chap.
"Don't think. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel."
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 16:13:30 EST (#)
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She's veauteeful, meihn.
EY!EYEYEYEEY!! Chou keep chor heihnds off her you understand? She's nat for chou.
Submitted by colinw (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:56:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd I miss this hidden gem?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Han: It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.
Williams: Man, I won't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice it.
Han: Oh? How so?
Williams: I'll be too busy looking good!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cream?"
"No thanks. I take my coffee black, like my men."
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-03-12 17:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best page ever!
BABE OR NAKED MOLE RAT: http://www.terminalpacketloss.com/missing.html
(Refresh the page a few times)
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-03-12 16:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That cigarette bit was awesome. You could have left out all the other stuff and I would still have +2ed it.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Mr Han, suddenly I wish to leave your island..."
"It is not possible"
"Buuuullshit Mr Han man."
I've lost count of the number of times I've referred to people at work as 'mr han man' only for them to stare at me blankly and then tut under their breath.
Life is cruel.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2005-03-11 17:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my Christ that's funny as hell.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-11 16:40:19 EST (#)
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Blowing chunks over here.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're really funny.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish you would post more often
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:50:43 (#)
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I just came back to see what others had said and saw the dude with the afro again.
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Yep, it's all about the afro dude for me - the rest is just filler.
Anyone remember his name from Enter the Dragon?
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I'm sure someones probably already told you but his name was williams
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-03-11 08:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good choice of font
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-10 07:37:16 EST (#)
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I propose that every town has an annual
exploding whale festival.
then a BBQ
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-03-10 07:33:56 EST (#)
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Ho ho. Tentacle rape scenes. :)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-03-10 04:22:12 EST (#)
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Pure awesomeness.
With the tentacles and the squid and the arousal--
there's anime out there that you'd probably be very interested in.
I always like the ones where half the audience walks out of the
theater during the first 'transdimensional many-tentacled demon
from hell rapes possibly underage girlfriend of the unwilling hero'
scene.
Just... keep that fucking mole rat away from me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck all of you.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny. Not sure it's all B@W worthy and stuff, but what do I know? Maybe Bart's got nothing but slim pickin's as of late. I mean no offense to you.
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:06:15 EST (#)
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The pictures were awesome.
The Kung-Fu lookin' brotha with the fro was the coup de grace.
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:23:56 EST (#)
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the few, the proud, the vomiting taiwanese guy next to 20 pounds of whale meat.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:41:05 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:53:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:36:39 EST (#)
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+2. well done.
and i hate you for getting on B@W.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icon (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It kind of reminds me of the "top 10 things you need to know before moving to Canada"..
...but a lot less funny.
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-09 05:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:37:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:11:00 EST (#)
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Where was the snake huh?
-2 DIE.
-Dave
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:57:11 EST (#)
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So is THAT who you got your... looks... from? I had always wondered.
'Tis all in good fun, laddie.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:26:43 (#)
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ETS- That's not what your mother said last night. And she should know.
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Little did you know, my mother is actually a naked mole rat... Everyone is a big man to her.
Even you.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:26:43 EST (#)
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ETS- That's not what your mother said last night. And she should know.
Errrrr, what?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:19:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone can work how LP and I got from 'Life Management' classes to me being referred to as 'The Tick Whisperer' then you're a better man than I.
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It's about goddamn time you admit it.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Why haven't I reviewed this yet.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Painfully funny.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post, congrats on B@W.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:57:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitches leave!
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Heheh. GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2? you cunt.
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Actually dude, I agree with the guy who -2ed it - the only part of this that I find funny is the post-coital cigarette and the 'fin.' picture. Bart just thinks I've got nice tits.
This http://www.ubersite.com/m/43274 is much funnier. As is my obligatory 'lets get on B@W with a blowjob story' attempt: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37339
How's that for a suave hitwhore?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:01:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on B@W. I (kinda-sorta) INSPIRED SOMETHING KICKASS!!!
I shall send a Bag o' Ticks to you immediately, to comemmorate the occasion.
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It deserves more of a mention really - this whole post is the product of a discussion on the inadequacies of the American school system. If anyone can work how LP and I got from 'Life Management' classes to me being referred to as 'The Tick Whisperer' then you're a better man than I.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:16:37 EST (#)
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That mole rat is quite the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen.
And by god, have I seen some ugly motherfuckers.
<shudder>
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry Burn, hadn't realised the point of rating items was to go along with Nodding Dog Syndrome.
I will be sure in future to go along with the general consensus and not let my own sense of humour come into my ratings again.
Fucking dolt.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2? you cunt.
This was gold.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't laugh once, sorry. Good enough, but doesn't really deserve B@W. Well done anyway
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"All those tentacles allow for simulatneous penetration of cunt, mouth, ass, ears and both nostrils and in my country that's spelled HOT."
You're japaneese?
And moose is good. I have some in my freezer.
Um, yeah, this post is awesome.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Voicing my opinion feels good.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:01:59 EST (#)
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i want you wrapped around my golden shaft.
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:48:44 EST (#)
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You Sir, get a gold star.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:46:31 EST (#)
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FUcking brilliant!
I want you to write my eulogy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:43:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:35:52 EST (#)
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Naked rat... it took me a miute to fugure out the face, one fucking ugly animal.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on B@W. I (kinda-sorta) INSPIRED SOMETHING KICKASS!!!
I shall send a Bag o' Ticks to you immediately, to comemmorate the occasion.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wasn't that guy from "black samuri"?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:10:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:07:44 EST (#)
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I had a naked mole rat once, I called it Alex. I sexed IT often. Themz were the dayz.
Not that it needs pointing out, but, you're off your rocker.
B¬)
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this B@W shite? FA goes mainstream?? I haven't been this depressed since the Stones sold their soul to Bill Gates.
There is no God.
Bitches leave!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Googats!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget that squid also squirt ink, which is also
a bit arousing.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius, if a little on the weird side.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once raped an entire colony of naked mole rats.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's a tasty burger.
Submitted by degree451 (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets make sure this thing keeps the perfect 2 it has so far!
Submitted by lordhamlett (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly awesome.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...For "Spaff" and "Manfat"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-08 07:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-08 07:28:51 EST (#)
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It's not "afro man," you uncultured philistines. It's BLACKBELT JONES, DAMMIT!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:53:07 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W lass!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:56:20 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:55:33 EST (#)
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Thanks to you, I'm going to bed with a smile on my face.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaa!!!
All kinds of awesome, for all kinds of reasons. I only saw afro man when I scrolled up, holy gadink that's fabulous. Plus you mentioned where I live, and said you wanna visit. That's deserving of lifetime +2's, I reckon.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was hilarious.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was pretty fucked up.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-08 02:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:34:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a rope tied around the whale-dink?
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Dude, that's its mouth. It's cock is the the wormy thing almost brushing the road.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:29:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
that car aint silver.
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I know, I spent more time trying to decide what colour that actually was than I did writing the post. If I was a paint manufacturor I would have named it 'Robot Womb' or 'Metallic Salmon Clinking Majestically Up the River to Spawn Before it Rusts'. Help me, what colour is it?
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:47:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did that whale just spontaneously explode while they were driving it through the city?
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Yep, it was rotten. The build up of gaseous pressure was too much and BAM! hit in the face with a kingsize intestine. Google 'exploding whale' and you'll find the story.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-08 01:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great pictures.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 01:27:49 EST (#)
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I still want to know how and why the fuck a whale is being transported through a town and just suddenly decides to implode.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-07 23:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the mole rat and Michael Jackson have the same plastic surgeon.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:29:02 EST (#)
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YESSSSSSSSS!
I love it. And, just because I can, here is how I deal with conflicts.
Like the squid, I float mostly invisible through the depths, remaining apart from most conflicts. I am silent except for when I choose to strike or engage in a battle. At that point, I come barreling up swiftly, like a sneak attack from a squid, and wrap whatever available tentacles (points, opinions, wittily biting comments, information, etc) I have around my prey (the conflict). I tear at if viciously with everything that I've got until I can either drown it or rip it to shreds with my logic-beak.
If I am overmatched or appear to be losing, I quickly disentangle myself from the conflict and release a cloud of obfuscating ink (apologies, retractions, logical fallacies, wittily self-deprecating remarks, etc). In the ensuing chaos, I make my escape back to the depths, below the radar.
Other times, if the opposing argument-creature turns out to be a member of my own species or I am willing to accept some of the points being made, I metaphorically mate with the other idea-squid and we give birth to a cetacean that is a combination of parts of both of us, but is not wholly either of ours. I care for the new idea until it is able to go off on its own, and then I return to the deep to await my next conflict.
What?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLACKBELT JONES!!
Best picture-that-had-nothing-to-do-with-the-post ever.
Jeebus, you're hilarious and weird.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha, post-coital cigarette got me.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:47:52 EST (#)
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Did that whale just spontaneously explode while they were driving it through the city?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than bad it's good.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this might be total ignorance... but what is "fin"
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that car aint silver.
and there's plenty of moose-hittings here. (no, i dont live in canada) fucks up cars like you wouldnt beleive. always kills the passengers.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me reiterate your awesomeness.
You are awesome.
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bra-fucking-vo
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:00:36 EST (#)
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You forgot those chimpanzees that tore off that guy's penis, face, and testicles. That's a fun story.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
"a country to which I have long yearned to visit"
Exactly what language was I speaking here? A crisp five pound note to anyone who can clue me in.
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The type of language, up with which I will not put.
-Sir Winston Churchill
Please send the fiver to the House of Commons, Ottawa, ON, Canada.
Those fuckers are totally bankrupt anyway (in the moral sense, do you see).
Oh, and this was fuckin hilarious. Nice work.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "the psychotropic nightmare of nature that exists only inside my brother's head"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a rope tied around the whale-dink?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pics, but the words around them were pretty stupid.
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do i still get a crisp five pound note?
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No, but you're more than welcome to the collection of ticks currently hibernating behind my left ear. With their precious blood cargo you can extract my DNA and then go through the lengthy and expensive process of cloning me. My clone will let you have the fiver, of this I am almost certain.
Submitted by shibby (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:02:19 EST (#)
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thats a nice tide of whale insides ya got there!
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:02:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh it's a trick question...you weren't speaking any language, you were typing.
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Actually I was typing with two chopsticks jammed betwixt my vocal cords, so I guess we're both right. It's either that or I'm talking bollocks - the jury is still out.
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Do i still get a crisp five pound note?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:59:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came back to see what others had said and saw the dude with the afro again.
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Yep, it's all about the afro dude for me - the rest is just filler.
Anyone remember his name from Enter the Dragon?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh it's a trick question...you weren't speaking any language, you were typing.
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Actually I was typing with two chopsticks jammed betwixt my vocal cords, so I guess we're both right. It's either that or I'm talking bollocks - the jury is still out.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
"a country to which I have long yearned to visit"
Exactly what language was I speaking here? A crisp five pound note to anyone who can clue me in.
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Oooh it's a trick question...you weren't speaking any language, you were typing.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:53:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:51:32 EST (#)
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"a country to which I have long yearned to visit"
Exactly what language was I speaking here? A crisp five pound note to anyone who can clue me in.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came back to see what others had said and saw the dude with the afro again.
Have another one.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:49:41 EST (#)
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HA!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:49:14 EST (#)
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Hilarious.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So many reasons...
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed a few times