Dont do fat chicks (1530 hits)
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Submitted by Beyond Belief (View user info) at 2005-03-07 19:08:26 EST
Ever hear the saying, "Riding a fat girl is like riding a scooter, fun until your friends find out?" Hell, I still like riding scooters, I dug my old one out of my basement and rode it to a buddy's place many times for the same drunken laughs. But then agian, i often do things like that. But thats not the point. I have to say, most fat chicks are nice, unless you come between them and food of course.
Fat girls are a great confidence builder, I will give them that. Besides having low self esteem and being both easy and incredibly nice, they are generally inexperienced, and dont want to make a bad impression so they are willing to go the extra mile. Hey, if you like a girl with a little meat on her bones, I say more cushion for the pushin. Just dont ever comment about their um.... abnormal food consumption, low amount of activity, and um weight issue. Believe me, its like World War III. The real issue, are the girls who are so large, you can get lost in the fat folds, just like the Titantic did. If you discover that you have in fact been doing a fat fold for the last hour, usually brought to light by the statements "are you in yet?" or "are you gonna put it yet?", you really need to go home and take a long and careful look at yourself in the mirror. Right before you cut your eyes out with a spork, and then attempt to drown yourself in the toilet, just dont flush before your done. Just take it from the people in the know, DONT DO FAT CHICKS!!!
Or you just might end up like me....
User Reviews
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
" I say more cushion for the pushin. "
You say that?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sgt.Lost-My-Gun (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fat chick need love to, they just gatta pay.
-famly guy
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For the picture.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-08 06:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There was this one time, at Vanity Camp, that Adonis here shoved his head up his arse.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-08 00:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
grow the fuck up
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-08 00:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat chix need love too.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-07 22:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
not doing fat chicks was already common knowledge.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat chicks are hotter. They will do anything in bed. They have no shame. Because they are fat, and you are the best they will get.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-07 21:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Welcome too UBER.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-03-07 20:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:15:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
When you can top a homosexual singing about fat chicks, give me a call.
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Just because Freddie Mercury (who was bisexual, not homosexual) sang the song doesn't mean he wrote it. Brian May (heterosexual and married with children) wrote the song.
It's nothing more than a technicality, really, but I figured I'd show off my prowess of Queen knowledge.
:D
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
weak to poor
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know where I am! HahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heeeey yoooooooouuuu guuuyys!
Submitted by DaemonOfRemorse (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:32:42 EST (#)
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Hey, who doesnt like queen. heyzues? i think your starting to ramble dude. pull the dildo out of your ass and stick it in your mouth. As that one person said, any heterosexual guy would do a fat chick, or something like that. but please people, i mean dont do the 250+ ones where you cant find anything.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:27:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:25:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:21:03 EST (#)
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So there I was just sitting on the toilet and I was like completely relaxed. Then outta nowhere this guy kicks down my door like, right in mid squeeze ya know? But it's too late to try and get up, so the guy grabs me by the neck, you know cause I took off my shirt to take a shit, I know what you're thinkin but I was doing it way before Sienfeld.
Any ways the guy throws me against the wall and I'm like "woo what the fuck?!" and he's like "ow sorry wrong guy" and starts to walk away, but I'm still pissed so I grab the turd that's hangin from my butt and throw it at him. He got really pissed, pulls out a gun and shoots me in the foot, and that my friend is how I got this scar.
BlahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get back on your scooter & ride
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Get on your bikes and ride.
- Queen.
Fat Bottomed Girls>You.
The Song is better than you alone. You have zero say. When you can top a homosexual singing about fat chicks, give me a call.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I disagree ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/57689
get back on your scooter & ride.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-07 19:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
average.