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Submitted by aceyloulou (View user info) at 2005-03-08 02:44:39 EST


Ok, this is in response to the prior post from beyond belief about not doing fat chicks.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/61430

First of all, the majority of people in the United States are overweight. That being said, I will admit that some people are fat because they are lazy, eat wrong, and generally live a bad lifestyle. But, there are people out there who are built that way, or have medical conditions, etc... I am a "fattie" and I am very proud and confident in who I am. I've even posted a picture of myself on here AFTER being barraged with fat comments on my dildo story. I've dated guys who were not so good looking, and I've dated guys that were amazing looking. I'm not trying to change anyone's preferences, you like what you like, I'm just trying to educate and get rid of some stereotypes that we have to endure on a daily basis.


When I was growing up, I developed my personality out of necessity, and I was always friends with guys, and hung out with guys, but they never looked at me that way, until I started to embrace who I was.

Also, a common misconception is that fat people are out of shape, but it is possible to be overweight and still be in shape. I can run up a flight of stairs and not even be close to winded, while some other person of my stature may not be able to. Society has brainwashed us into thinking that you have to look like a supermodel to be considered hot. It all has to do with confidence and personality. My friend and I would go out to bars all the time, and she would never get numbers or hit on or danced with, but I would. Why? Because I tell myself that I'm beautiful because I know I am, and if some guy doesn't agree with me because I'm chubby, then fuck him, I don't want or need his sorry ass. My friend used to be a size 3, and she had children and ballooned up to a whopping size 26. She tripled in weight. So, she had no confidence, therefore, no one wanted to have anything to do with her. I went out, talked to people, even if it was the hottest guy there, I was talking to him. I never go anywhere without meeting someone new. Some people who know what it's all about, they know to look for what's inside, not out.

Initially, you have to be somewhat attracted to the person, yes, but it's who they are that you fall in love with. And if you're just looking for a one night stand, go find some bar whore. If you're waiting around for that perfect girl that looks like Jennifer Aniston or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, keep waiting. They're the lucky few who are very close to being physically flawless and that's part, if not all, of the reason they are famous. The everyday woman has some cellulite or some wrinkles or some acne or some other flaw that some egotistical jerk (who probably has a small dick anyway) thinks is disgusting. What kind of world would this be if we all looked alike? Let's say for arguments sake that you happen to land that "perfect" woman. She's beautiful and sexy and everything you ever dreamed of while masturbating. Now, let's say she gets pregnant. Guess what's gonna happen? She's gonna get fat! Surprise! Stretch marks too! And like my friend, lots of women gain weight even after they give birth and don't lose it. What will you do then? Divorce her because she got fat? How shallow would that be?

Also, not all fat women are whores. Fat girls may be more easily talked into sex, being that some of us have low self esteem, but not all. While we're on the subject, don't knock a fat chick's ability to be fantastic in bed. I have a lot of guy friends, and they all seem to think that fat chicks give great head. Some men prefer larger women. They're more real.

So, to sum up, I realize I'm going to get a lot of fat jokes and take an enormous amount of shit for writing this, but I felt compelled to defend all the fat chicks out there, and myself. I don't feel sorry for anyone but the people who are so shallow and insecure about themselves that they feel they have to have a "trophy" on their arm to feel like a big man. Hopefully, you'll grow up and realize what love is all about. I hope you find exactly what you're looking for and that you never have to go through the pain and torment that some of us have to take on a daily basis. I hope that you never have to get those dirty looks when you go to a restaurant and DON'T order a salad. I hope that you never have to go through the embarrassment of wearing a bathing suit in public. And I also hope that you never have an overweight child, because they're sure going to have it rough.

P.S. For all of you who are going to respond with some sort of witty reply about going on a diet or something of that nature, been there, done that. Don't want to waste my life being miserable so I can live up to your standards. I'm happy with who I am and so is my fiancé. And that's what really matters.




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Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2005-03-25 00:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's great.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-13 12:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That woman is 20 pounds overweight max. That I don't mind much, it's a question of taste.
But no one is gonna convince me that being 30 pounds + overweight is healthy.

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Hahahaha, fat.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Christ.

First, let me say that while good looks are pretty important in any relationship I form, I am not shallow. If I had a choice between an attractive girl I can have good conversations with and a perfect-10 absolute knockout that isn't good for anything but looking good, I would pick the first one without hesitation.

But fat people are ugly, no matter what. If you are fat, it means you are unfit, because the amount of energy you burn is less than the amount you take in. This means that you either don't exercise or have a severe thyroid problem, and the latter is pretty rare.

Running up a flight of stairs in the average house probably takes less than 20 seconds for one flight, so it's impossible to get winded from that because you haven't exerted yourself for long enough. Try running up and down it for 10 minutes without stopping and then see how you feel, lardass.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/61743

The truth about the "Fun With Real Email Series"


Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol, that's ok, this link isn't working either


Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-11 12:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was going to look at your pic but I got hungry and made a sandwich instead

Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-11 02:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

disregard that last pic. It's no longer on there. Try this one.

http://uploads.freeupload.net/users/uploads/sexypic.jpg

Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-11 02:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my pic

http://files.bighosting.net/mp34364.jpg

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-11 01:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"I've even posted a picture of myself on here AFTER being barraged with fat comments on my dildo story."

Where is said picture?
And as long as you are not rolls of fat, backless shirt, tight pants more of me to love shouting loudmouth, good for you. Do what you want as long as you are moderately healthy. I used to bust peoples chops about fat being unhealthy, but if it is your only vice okay (I realized I polish off more than a fifth a day when I am no working which in some circles would be considered liver abuse).

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-11 01:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fat girls should be grazed... ahhahah Grazed...

It's funny because it's true..

Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-1 for irritating me

-first off you think people should not pick at you and yet you have a snide remark about small penises
-secondly you may be "fit" in a way, but carrying around any excess fat is unhealthy and a strain on your bodily systems, especially the heart.
-third, throughout the centuries beauty has been distinguished as it is today, and even though someone dislikes you, well deal with it, because attraction is a person's opinion, and it's neither right nor wrong. Also, I do believe that people shouldn't be fucktards and insult someone, when they are a lame ugmo themself.
-finally, a pregnant woman can be extremely sexy, them often having a so-called "glow" in their appearance as well. And also, it's not necessarily about size, but again excess fat isn't healthy, I'm sorry to say so, but ask any doctor or knowledgeable, objective practitioner.

+3 because a) you love yourself, and to be loved you must first love completely love yourself - congrats!

b) you are big and beautiful
c) waif thin chicks scare me
d) this post proves you rock

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i've got no problem with you and agree with you on varying degrees, especially the issue of inner beauty. But I myself dont think I could ever be with someone who doesn't care about their body and just lets themselves go to waste. I mean every once in a while indulging is alright but if you do it every fucking day that's just pathetic. I'm not saying go to the gym or lose some weight or making any kind of comment of the sorts, i'm simply saying that if you dont at least put forth the effort to better yourself then you're worthless. I myself still have a trifle amount fat that i'm getting rid of and i've been working out like a mad man the past 2 years. It takes time I don't give a shit who you are it takes time. Some great advice, Rome wasn't built in a day.

Submitted by StinkyPiles (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Fat=YUK

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Remember what happened to the Romans. They got rich, fat and complacent, and their empire crumbled.

Sigh. Bye Bye America. Hard to believe we were such ass kickers for so much of our short history.

Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am so sick of igornant assholes who think being fat = lazy, self indulgent and unhealthy.
Are there fat people who are those things? yes.
Are there fat people who are in shape? yes.
Do genetics play a part? I think so. ever seen a samoan?

I am overweight ( even considered obese, but barely) and I eat less and healthier and
work out more than anyone else I know. My husband eats whatever he wants, whenever he wants,
and remains thin. I starve on a daily basis to slowly lose weight or maintain my weight.

Today I jogged 3 miles and have eaten 1/2 a sandwich, a banana and a yogurt.
Hardly self indulgent or unhealthy. Oh, and I cant even remember the last time I ate fast food.

A recent study showed that people who are thin, but dont excercise are actually at
a higher risk for heart disease than people who are overweight and excercise.
So dont judge someones health status by whats on the exterior. Thin and fat people have high
blood pressure, high cholesterol and diabetes.




Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bleah. You're in plentiful company though:

The U. S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report that 30% of Americans are obese and another 34% are overweight, making almost two-thirds of the population obese or overweight. These numbers have doubled since 1980. Just as alarming is the fact that 3% of the population is now morbidly obese (more than 100 lb. overweight), a number that has quadrupled since 1980.

"The obese now represent the most populous group of people in the U.S.," points out Bruno Kordic, marketing and sales director for the Great John Toilet Co., which is based in Monterrey, Mexico. "If they ever organized, they could elect their own president every time."

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Naw. Fat people are just gross. I don't care what anyone says. It's just nasty to see.

Kel and I were in a restaraunt the other day and started counting the tubbies. There were at least 30 in a restaraunt that probably had about 120 people in it.

I mean, I am sympathetic to their plight, but nothing can be done to convince me that they're attractive people.

Sorry.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-10 13:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that something similar has been mentioned already, but the medical definitions of "fat" and "obese" are ridiculous. Woman are physically designed to be "fatter" than men. It has to do with the whole having babies thing. The problem is, society's ideals have become skewed. 100 years ago, woman who are now considered "thin and beautiful" would have been regarded as pretty gross. Even less time ago... Marilyn Monroe was technically "obese" by today's standards, and she was thought to be the most beautiful woman alive in her time. I know fat women who are beautiful. I know thin women who are ugly. I am somewhere in between on both counts. People come in all shapes and sizes. And people are attracted to all different shapes and sizes. If you are comfortable in your own skin, and not morbidly, unhealthily, disgustingly fat (I'm talking 300+ pounds) than you are better off then most women, thin or otherwise.

Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stop writing and get back in the kitchen already bitch

Submitted by benjamindover (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your Fat. Your cunt smells like rotting flesh. No guy in his right mind would choose a fat chick over a skinny one. If it werent for alcohol no fat chicks would ever get the hot meat injection. FAT CHICKS= FAT SLOPPY MOOSE KNUCKLE.

Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-03-10 06:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-10 04:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh HELL yeah +2 dammit

Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are fat.

Fat people are disgusting.

You can rationalize all you want, but you are disgusting.

Only desperate people will have sex with you.

I hope your premature death will come sooner than expected.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

RUN SOMETIMES.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"But, there are people out there who are built that way, or have medical conditions, etc..."

so they got to you too, did they?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:58:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

"I can run up the stairs and not be winded"
what the fuck?
that is NOT something to be proud of. everyone should be able to do that. This country is digusting.

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That's pretty much the size of it right there. This country is disgusting. A "healthy" human being should be able to do three pull-ups, run a mile without dying, and press their body weight. I'm so sick of hearing about the plight of the fat person, honestly. Everyone in this country has a crutch, and being "genetically dispossesed" to being overweight is about the sorriest one I can think of. Only 40 percent of your weight can be attributed to genetics.

Isn't it possible maybe, MAYBE that sitting in front of a computer all day, sitting down in front of the T.V. all night, and eating deep-fried, processed foods in between might have something to do with fat people being fat? I mean, shit, my family members are all "bigger" people from hardy Polish stock, and I still manage to stay in fair shape just by exercising regularly and skipping twelve or thirteen trips to McDonald's every week. Spare me this bullshit rant of yours and hit the fucking gym. Or, just stick to the guys that like women with no self-control or motivation.

And not everyone thinks that being "pretty" means being waifishly, anorexically thin. That's the excuse of the overweight muffin-asses as to why they've been teased about their weight.

X Signed
On Hell of a Model American

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First Law of Thermo-dynamics. Energy in equals energy out. Calories in must equal calories out. If you are fat, it's because you are not using the necessary number of calories. Period.

It's not about how happy you are with self, it's not about if I would or would not rub my uncovered penis on you, it IS about understanding the underlying principal behind why you are fat and doing something to correct it. If you are happy with self to the point of ignoring the chemical and energy inequality you have created in your own body, then your claim of respect for yourself is in serious jeopardy.

Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the thing about the Renoir, and the other Renaisannce painters was that were not painting "FAT" people. They were painting women, who at most, had 20-30 extra pounds.

the issue today is that those 20-30 extra pounds have become the norm. the new "healthy" was what twenty years ago was unhealthy.

i'm 5'10". i weigh 140 pounds. i am not a skinny rail. i do have boobs and an ass. but i am apparently on the "skinny" end of the scale. i have broad shoulders, and hips. i am the classic hourglass... but apparently, if you weigh 180 at my height, that's "healthy" - and that is bullshit.

Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Do you exercise? By exercise I mean go for a run, lift weights, bike, etc? If not, hope you enjoy heart disease. Try living up to those standards.

Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:26:57 EST (#)
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Ranking: 2

I find it interesting that you posted a painting by Renoir. Few people know that during the Renaissance, and the neo-Classical period, in Europe, especially France and Great Britain, large women were idolized. You werent hot unless you WERE fat. Im not horribly attracted to larger women, but thats a personal taste, I have dated some. And yes, they give, by FAR, the best head ever. Ive heard many theories as to why, but I tend to just agree with you, they are more real. Most fat women dont waste their time being vain all the time, and as a result become much more interesting people.
Anyway, hells ya. :-)

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I'm glad SOMEONE picked up the meaning of the Renoir. Thank you!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have boobs. I have ass. I go to the gym 6 days a week and I am solid.
Not skinny. Not fat. I compare myself to no one and am happy with the
fact that I have curves. If men don't like it, then they can go and
fuck themselves.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good for you girl. I've been 115 lbs and hated myself and I've been 180 and hated myself.
I don't think I've ever liked myself. You are blessed to be able to be happy.

are you talking 300 lbs fat? or 30 lbs overweight fat?

although you are happy with the way you are you may want to consider
walking or other activity. Even just a 1/2 a day. Cut out some carbs...
If you're happy now imagine how you would feel 20 lbs lighter?
and you'll definitely feel healthier.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Adumbreminder, I'm 22, 5'3 and 150 pounds. And I'm happy. Sure, I could stand to lose a stone (14 pounds, if you're American), but I'll do. I have better things in my life to be worrying about than the extra few pounds I "should not" be carrying to fit into that stereotype of perfect.

At 15, you so don't need to be worried about being 5'3 and 140. You're normal.

Just as an observation, it has been scientifically proven that men will generally find a woman attractive up to 50 pounds overweight at long as her waist is less than about 90% of her hips.

As someone who has weighed everywhere from 63 pounds to just under 190, I know I look at my best somewhere which is not medically deemed thin enough. I tell people how much I way and they say "you NEVER weigh that much". However, I have a lot of muscle tone and a pair of 36DD's I lug around daily, and when I was at 90 pounds, they were feeding me through an IV.

My take on it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35325

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Different strokes for different folks, but being overweight is a health risk and there are no empowering words to make you feel better about that fact.

Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I find it interesting that you posted a painting by Renoir. Few people know that during the Renaissance, and the neo-Classical period, in Europe, especially France and Great Britain, large women were idolized. You werent hot unless you WERE fat. Im not horribly attracted to larger women, but thats a personal taste, I have dated some. And yes, they give, by FAR, the best head ever. Ive heard many theories as to why, but I tend to just agree with you, they are more real. Most fat women dont waste their time being vain all the time, and as a result become much more interesting people.
Anyway, hells ya. :-)

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-09 06:12:17 (#)
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I'm sorry, but I'm just so curious: does being fat affect a woman's ... tightness?



Depends on the size of her overly used vibrator.

Nothing wrong with big women. I don't know what the hang up is about it. Either you are attracted to someone or you're not. Weight has nothing to do with it.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:42:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:58:22 (#)
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"I can run up the stairs and not be winded"
what the fuck?
that is NOT something to be proud of. everyone should be able to do that. This country is digusting.

Submitted by snackdrag (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fat chicks are ugly. No matter how NICE your personality is, it cannot make my winky work.

This is a prefference, such as only liking blondes etc...

Also, fat is associated with lazy and other social stigmas.

It's not that i wouldn't do a fat chick, its that i can't. because the winky wont work!

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:05:25 EST (#)
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why comment?

Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-09 06:12:17 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, but I'm just so curious: does being fat affect a woman's ... tightness?

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-09 05:06:10 EST (#)
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I skimmed a few comments. They pretty much confirmed what I thought people would say. Here's my bit:

I no longer give a fuck about how much anyone weighs. There is so much more to a person than their weight. And weight usually doesn't even take into account fat weight vs muscle weight.

And I'm getting to into these numbers. To reiterate: I don't give a fuck anymore about anyone's weight. Because WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get off your fat ass and go for a run. That's great that you're fucking lazy and your excuse for being lazy is that you're "proud" of being a tubby. Guess what? There's nothing to be proud about.


I'm not saying stop eating and look like one of those walking toothpicks you mentioned. There's such a thing called "health". Seriously. Toothpicks are not healthy, and waddling whales are not healthy. Exercising and eating right should be a typical part of your day, not a chore. You shouldn't be proud that you can run up a flight of stairs just like you shouldn't be proud you can tie your own shoelaces... it's just something everyone should be able to do.


I was at the gym the other day when my ignorant friend pointed at an overweight girl huffing and puffing on a treadmill. I think his comment was something along the lines of, "gross, man, why can't she do that when I'm not around?" to which my reply was, "would you rather her be sitting at home in front of the TV with a pint of Ben and Jerry's in her lap??"

I could go on about this but I won't because it's late and I needs me my sleep.

Submitted by crazrockstar (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fat chicks and mopeds... two things that are fun to ride until your friends find out

Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay" - Quagmire

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-09 01:50:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:17:52 (#)
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I hate the fat chicks that walk around thinking that they're hot shit.
_______________________________________________

I hate ANYONE who walks around like they're hot shit. Anybody who does is extremely retarded.


Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:25:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by adumbreminder (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:43:18 (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks a lot for this, it actually brought my own confidence up a bit.

I guess I am really self concious about my weight (I'm 140 and 5'3 at 15) but, according to most people, guys included, I don't look it. It's all the mental issues with me. I really hope that I can imitate some of your confidence in the future.


This made it all worth while. I hope that u find within yourself how beautiful u r no matter what anyone says!

Submitted by adumbreminder (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:43:18 EST (#)
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Thanks a lot for this, it actually brought my own confidence up a bit.

I guess I am really self concious about my weight (I'm 140 and 5'3 at 15) but, according to most people, guys included, I don't look it. It's all the mental issues with me. I really hope that I can imitate some of your confidence in the future.

Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

stop bitching and get over it

Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

way to go. You're right, it's the confidence in yourself that makes you sexy, not weight.

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh...

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 20:54:37 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 20:16:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:39:20 (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:55:48 (#)
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Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.
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This is not true. Diabetes is an epidemic that our country can ill afford and the majority of these cases are caused by obesity. I do not remember the specific numbers in regards to the financial impact diabetes has but I do know the numbers are epic. In reality, obesity affects the quality of life for everyone in our country, not just the person who refuses to control their weight.

This doesn't mean we should demean people who are obese, but they do have a responibility to society because it's the populace that bears the financial burden, not just them.

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I have four people in my family who have diabetes. Only one is overweight, she is 70 years old. I feel the need to stick up for this post because I am hypoglycemic and I HATE IT. I was amazed how there is so little to help with the condition. The only answer is eat more often and wait to be diabetic. WTF?!?! As much as I hate having a juicy ass and a great rack *rolls eyes* I do get more attention now that I have a couple extra pounds then I did when I used to workout and had the ability to bench men.


Men don't like it when their woman can kick their ass.
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Then I'd think you'd understand how difficult it is to comprehend how someone would willingly place themselves at risk to get such a horrible disease. I lived with a diabetic step dad who got it when his pancreas was eaten away by some other strange disease and to watch him lose his feet, his eyesight and finally his life was not exactly fun. This is partly why I am avid about staying in shape, because I do not want to risk my life nor impact the lives of those around me in a negative way. For the record I don't understand drug addicts or alcoholics either, and I fail to see any difference between them and someone who gets their fix on food.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:51:13 EST (#)
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"Also, a common misconception is that fat people are out of shape, but it is possible to be overweight and still be in shape."

In that case I'll call them big, not fat.

But those behemoths who you can hear gulping for air in between bites of a big mac sicken me. If you are grossly unfit, then you don't deserve my respect because you obviously can't respect yourself.

Self-discipline is a virtue; don't forget that.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eet mor Chikin.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Proud to be fat? That's just stupid. And I even wrote this : http://www.ubersite.com/m/57689


Methinks you got some more work to do....

Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:16:16 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by TheMe (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:16:06 EST (#)
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+2 because lots of people are being jerks.
i have some "overweight" friends- one does soccer and the other does cheer- neither of those you can do while not being healthy. its their height- if they were taller they wouldnt be "overweight"
*sigh*


Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't think we are ready for your jelly.

Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:42:41 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate the fat chicks that walk around thinking that they're hot shit. That's not embracing who you are. That's not throwing the expectations of society back in the faces of those that put you down your whole life. That's living an unhealthy lifestyle and thinking you don't have a problem.

The Peon below me (haha, i'm so funny) has a point. I have a friend with a REALLY nice rack, but the added weight from her tits puts her in the category of 'obese.' I just don't get it. People have different body shapes, so no one really fits into the perfect size.

If you're a fat chick, don't use the excuse of 'No one's perfect.' Live a healthy lifestyle and don't throw sass in the face of those who tell you you're fat.

And don't wear thongs that people can see. That's not cool.

Steve has spoken, although he has no idea what he's talking about.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"this would have been a zero, but I hate lazy fat people who blame their issues on genetics or crap like that. Your the problem, fix it. have a nice day."

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It's comments like that that urk the crap out of me. I couldn't get into the military because I weighed 145lbs. I had a 36D rack and could carry anyone almost 100lbs heavier then me. I am considered morbidly obese because I am 5'6 and should weigh 135lbs. I got down to 137lbs and the woman taking my measurements made a comment that it was not good to have the skin so sunken around my ribs, but they would not take me because I refused to loose any more weight.

My problem may be genetic, then again it may not. But I hate when people get off on that shit. It's because of comments like that coupled with my newfound paranoia over my 'morbid obesity' that I thought that I could take my Krav Maga class 3x a week, work out AND be on the Atkins Diet and not die.

Damn you Atkins you heart attack havin' asshole!


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, Cookie...I have 5 inches here but we could always do it twice. How's that work for you?

Submitted by DaemonOfRemorse (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 die? Look, thats great that you have alot of confidence in yourself, im happy for you, more people should be like you. But the point is, its not healthy to be obese. And the original post was about girls you get lost in, not ones with some cushin for the pushin, and a joke to boot. Wonderful that you can climb a flight of stairs, whats that like 10 steps? whoop dee fucking doo...

You know what? eating is fine, hell eating alot is fine, its when you eat in excess multiple times that it becomes a problem. even though i know i do. I guarantee I eat more than most fat people and Im only 140 lbs. my secret is that im an anorexic wrestler. my sport demands hard work, and WATCHING WHAT I EAT. four little words. I dont eat a giraffe and than watch tv. I eat an elephant and work that fat off just like richard simmons. bah whats the point.

But fuck you fatty! Go fat someplace else, Fatty McFatterton! Stop offending my delicate eyes with your fatness! this made my day, but I insult everybody whos worth it. crack whores, jews, giraffes, michael jackson, white people, black people, asians, arabs, penguins. it doesnt matter, I believe in equal opportunity hate.

this would have been a zero, but I hate lazy fat people who blame their issues on genetics or crap like that. Your the problem, fix it. have a nice day.


Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:55:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.
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This is not true. Diabetes is an epidemic that our country can ill afford and the majority of these cases are caused by obesity. I do not remember the specific numbers in regards to the financial impact diabetes has but I do know the numbers are epic. In reality, obesity affects the quality of life for everyone in our country, not just the person who refuses to control their weight.

This doesn't mean we should demean people who are obese, but they do have a responibility to society because it's the populace that bears the financial burden, not just them.

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I have four people in my family who have diabetes. Only one is overweight, she is 70 years old. I feel the need to stick up for this post because I am hypoglycemic and I HATE IT. I was amazed how there is so little to help with the condition. The only answer is eat more often and wait to be diabetic. WTF?!?! As much as I hate having a juicy ass and a great rack *rolls eyes* I do get more attention now that I have a couple extra pounds then I did when I used to workout and had the ability to bench men.


Men don't like it when their woman can kick their ass.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"(who probably has a small dick anyway)"

ohh, why you.. you little.. <shakes fist furiously>. Just because a man has a small dick doesn't mean that he can't be a great lover or has serious flaws!!! He can still offer a lot to a woman. Most say it is not the size that counts... (HAHAHAHA)

I love me.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't say that Shlongy.... why you gots to be so mean? You know you love me. I love you!

I said that as much as I like sexy abs, I prefer them with some padding. Sexy tummy does not always equal a 6 pack and those hot hip-muscles. Lots of times, there's pudge in there.

And I demand all my peeners to be 10 inches, thicker than I can get my hand around, and belonging to randy teenagers.



Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wow, you can go up a whole flight of stairs without getting winded? that's AMAZING!

actually, i can't do that, so i guess you win.


so do the brothers love you or what?!?!?!

here's a 1 because i'm an asshole.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

CookieLass...face the facts...You like ANYONE no matter the body shape, that will buy you a couple of pints and maybe blow a joint with you, before he bangs you 6 ways to midnight.

Nice contradictory comment back there, Cookie.

"I like them a bit fat...as long as they have rock hard abs...and a 9 inch shlong".

Okey Dokey.

Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I was not aware that 51% or more of Americans are over weight

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:37:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:36:44 (#)
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It's cool that you're proud of who you are, and that you don't let the hateful comments of others bother you.

Basically, fat people are the last group in America that it's OK to discriminate against, and I don't think that's right. Even junkies are protected - "It's a disease, he can't help it" - meanwhile said junkie steals from his family, robs liquor stores, and lies to his friends so he can keep getting high.

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.
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THAT is why I never +2 anti-fatty posts. It has nothing to do with whether or not I'm fat, it has nothing to do with whether or not I agree with the post, it has to do with the fact that people think it's alright to say horrible things about fat people, but oh god! Don't insult the crackheads, the murderers, the rapists, the men who cheat, the women who cheat, the assholes, losers, and fuckups! They can't help it. Their mommies didn't hug them enough when they were kids. But fuck you fatty! Go fat someplace else, Fatty McFatterton! Stop offending my delicate eyes with your fatness!

Honestly. Some people.

Oh, and to whomever made the crack about fucking fat men? I prefer a boy with some cushioning for my head when I lay it on his chest to snuggle. It makes him a lovely pillow. Much as I adore a sexy fucking stomach that I could just lick all day, I hate feeling like I'm being hugged by iron bands and smashed up against a brick wall.

Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get back in the Kitchen

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.
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This is not true. Diabetes is an epidemic that our country can ill afford and the majority of these cases are caused by obesity. I do not remember the specific numbers in regards to the financial impact diabetes has but I do know the numbers are epic. In reality, obesity affects the quality of life for everyone in our country, not just the person who refuses to control their weight.

This doesn't mean we should demean people who are obese, but they do have a responibility to society because it's the populace that bears the financial burden, not just them.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There's nothing sexier than a woman with a great everything.

Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:10:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:36:44 (#)
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It's cool that you're proud of who you are, and that you don't let the hateful comments of others bother you.

Basically, fat people are the last group in America that it's OK to discriminate against, and I don't think that's right. Even junkies are protected - "It's a disease, he can't help it" - meanwhile said junkie steals from his family, robs liquor stores, and lies to his friends so he can keep getting high.

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.


Well said.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:05:50 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:48:08 (#)
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OK, I didn't consider the increased health-care costs argument. This is valid and it should be addressed. It still doesn't make it OK to be mean to fat people, though. The aging population is contributing to rising health-care costs too - that doesn't make it OK to walk up to an old lady and say "Damn, you are one old-ass bitch. Why don't you die already?"

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Another couple of ways overweight people affect others:

Spill-over in airline seats. I payed for this seat, I did not pay for you to share it with me.

Increased airline ticket costs due to higher average weight of occupants, thus higher fuel usage.

Increased clothing costs. Since a wider range of sizes are made available to accommodate people of larger size there are increased costs from holding a larger inventory and transporting these larger garments.

It's obvious to anyone paying attention that the average weight of many Americans (and some Europeans) has increased significantly over the past century. This is not a result of an increase of diseases that cause obesity but a concious decision of people to eat more and exercise less.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen.

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I refute this

http://www.ubersite.com/m/61480

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:07:17 EST (#)
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Yea yea yea, You wish you were thin like everybody else, even thin girls want to be thinner.

Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:56:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:36:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's cool that you're proud of who you are, and that you don't let the hateful comments of others bother you.

Basically, fat people are the last group in America that it's OK to discriminate against, and I don't think that's right. Even junkies are protected - "It's a disease, he can't help it" - meanwhile said junkie steals from his family, robs liquor stores, and lies to his friends so he can keep getting high.

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.


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I'm canadian, bear that in mind

that's bullshit, and you know it. fat people cost the system more money than skinny people. there are so many diseases associated with being fat. Diabetes, heart disease, various and sundry forms of cancer, spine problems, etc. Those diseases are usally covered by either insurance or government health care. Which means that the fatties are using more money per capita to keep them alive.

and fat people arent the last groupp of people that it's alright to mock. hell, i mock every one. most of us DO. it just so happens that fat people are fat because of their own laziness etc. junkies are junkies because they have no will and are stupid. any stupid choice that people make (such as sitting and eating a bag of chips in front of the TV) are their OWN choices. and yes, i will fully make fun of you for that.

http://www.chugworth.com/comic.php?id=43

Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Being fat and not being miserable is fine. To say you're fat and 'proud' is moronic.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's cool that you're proud of who you are, and that you don't let the hateful comments of others bother you.

Basically, fat people are the last group in America that it's OK to discriminate against, and I don't think that's right. Even junkies are protected - "It's a disease, he can't help it" - meanwhile said junkie steals from his family, robs liquor stores, and lies to his friends so he can keep getting high.

Being fat hurts no one (except for the fat person himself), and yet it's OK to say demeaning and hurtful things to a fat person's face. It doesn't make sense.

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I am a "fattie" and I am very proud and confident in who I am.
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Is there logic here? 'Proud?' ... what the?

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"I can run up the stairs and not be winded"
what the fuck?
that is NOT something to be proud of. everyone should be able to do that. This country is digusting.

Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Replace "fat" and "weight" with "smoking" and "smoke" and watch this asshole get indignant....
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Indignant about what? I can count the amount of cigars and cigarettes I've smoked my whole life on one hand. I get more harmful fumes when I'm at work pulling maintenance on my vehicle.

So, umm...Sorry, try again.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:08:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:43:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do fat girls give good head?

Because they have to.

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That's pretty fucking funny!!!!

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do fat girls give good head?

























































































































Because they have to.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well Mick, in your case, it's not like you have much of a choice in the matter.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i prefer a thick chick... but what the hell is your point here?

do you smoke crack?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This bothers me. I'm not exactly thin myself, but I don't feel the need to declare my self pride to the world, or rave about how much I love me because I have these hips you can look at say "Yeah, she's had four kids."

I am what I am. I'm me. Not because of the size of my ass, and not in spite of it. I refuse to be one of those women who wobble around in lycra bragging "there's more of me to love." I REFUSE. There's my pride for you, right there; I point blank refuse to pander to my own insecurity by treating my flaws as though they're benefits.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, extra weight after child birth yes thats a whole nother cup of tea. BUT being proud of being unhealty is just sick and wrooooooooooong. Please if not for you and your husband then for your children, get some exercise!!!! deit dose NOT work EVER! EXERCISE ive been practacing the martail arts for over 20 years, I eat like a collage students and Im healthy as I can be

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Maybe you should "Practace" your spelling and if this new "deit dose" not work then turn the "Martail arts" on yourself and the "collage students"

WTF??


Submitted by Carebear813 (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for posting this. I logged on this morning to write a rebuttal to this same post, but you've taken care of it.



Submitted by Sgt.Lost-My-Gun (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

well, extra weight after child birth yes thats a whole nother cup of tea. BUT being proud of being unhealty is just sick and wrooooooooooong. Please if not for you and your husband then for your children, get some exercise!!!! deit dose NOT work EVER! EXERCISE ive been practacing the martail arts for over 20 years, I eat like a collage students and Im healthy as I can be

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Because I tell myself that I'm beautiful because I know I am, and if some guy doesn't agree with me because I'm chubby, then fuck him, I don't want or need his sorry ass"

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You're kind of contradicting yourself if you felt the need to write an entire post in response to a joke somebody made. If you really didn't give a fuck, you would've just ignored it and moved on. Your "fuck him" attitude is a good one, but I can't help thinking that it's somewhat affected rather than genuine.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You have crumbs all over your chest and some of them fell onto this post.

They look like "Doritos".

Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:25:51 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:10:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-08 06:24:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fiance eh? Too bad, I was gonna ask you to 'super-size' me.


Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get on a fucking treadmill

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-08 07:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-08 06:20:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

"First of all, the majority of people in the United States are overweight."

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Oh, so that makes the growing health-care costs due to heart attacks, strokes, and other weight related health problems ok. I see. I'm not overweight, I eat right, and I exercise...If only everyone would do the same.
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Replace "fat" and "weight" with "smoking" and "smoke" and watch this asshole get indignant....

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-08 07:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Better than some of those shallow whores that you mentioned.

Bigger is better... especially for snuggling.. but not too big or it turns into a game of squash!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-08 07:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

because you can run up a flight of stairs without being winded does not make you 'in shape.'

you're still at risk for heart attacks, and a host of other fat-related health problems.

i still can't find myself to be physically attracted to 'fat chicks,' with few exceptions - namely if the personality is kick ass...i'm talking top 5% personalities i've ever met. I have been conditioned. even my conditioning has been conditioned.

I'm fat. but i'm 'in shape" also. I can ride my Bicycle at 18 miles per hour for over 30 miles. Daily. I can run 5 miles at a time without walking. I can bench 300+ pounds. I'm still unhealthily overweight, becausei have fat clogging my arteries and covering my muscles. I am actively trying to lose weight, as every fat person in the world should do.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-08 06:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fiance eh? Too bad, I was gonna ask you to 'super-size' me.

Making fun of people because they're Americunts is some of the best fun to be had, evar, but getting stuck into largies is bad form. I, for one, think I can say I am above that sort of... oh, oh dear... there was that time in kindy when I stuck the hose through the toilet window when the fat girl Victoria was in there... and my brother had a really fat cat that we used to tease... in a gesture of goodwill and as a form of recompense I shall -2 each of my posts! Except the REALLY shitty one.



Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-08 06:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"First of all, the majority of people in the United States are overweight."

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Oh, so that makes the growing health-care costs due to heart attacks, strokes, and other weight related health problems ok. I see. I'm not overweight, I eat right, and I exercise...If only everyone would do the same.


Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

How about doing fat guys?
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Don't insult our intelligence. I'm not going to stop and be like, "Oh, you know what? You're right! Fat people ARE disgusting. I'd never screw a FAT man!!! Are you out of your mind?!?!?"

In fact, they make for a nice, smooth, comfortable ride :)

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I swear to God, when I first saw the caption underneath the picture, I saw "Seated Butter". Upon a second glance, I saw "Seated Batter". Then, after checking it out for a third time, I saw the real caption and was thoroughly disappointed.


Gotta lay off them drugs.

Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How about doing fat guys?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love having some weight. I'm better this way. I could stand to be thinner, but I never want to look emaciated like the "pretty" girls of Hollywood. Never.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-08 04:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Resteppca.
And you're so right. Out of all the girls I've been with in bed, the two most memorable (in a good way) were girls that were slightly larger, and the skinniest one ranks at the bottom of the pile.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-08 03:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like how all the fat chicks are like "amen", "well said", "power to the fat sista!"

Ah dont worry. We all know fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Now get on your bikes and ride.

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-03-08 02:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well said.

Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-08 02:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-08 02:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmmmm, I sense some hostility. You know they're going to destroy you, right? Well, plus one for a good rant, not that it will matter...


Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are

-- Homer Simpson
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