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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-03-08 09:27:45 EST




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Submitted by keirzty34 (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dragons - still don't solve. kicker! here+2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-03-08 22:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was "far out".

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DUDE!

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still say "Groovy" and "Right On".

"Dirtass" in our high school vernacular was also known as "Grubber".

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I used "psyche!" in one of my posts, not long ago.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58054

In yo face!

-BongZilla

Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehe

TO THE MAX!!


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for the Metallica song on my post

Thanks

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, you're so right on Rad and TO THE MAX!!!

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:01:27 (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to say most of those when I was a kid. Instead of Dirtass, we would say Grit. you didn't want to be a Grit. Or a Mirt.
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Ditto... I wonder if it's a mid-Atlantic thing.
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Yeah, we said "dirtbag" in Jersey, it has a better ring to it i think. We called hicks and rednecks "grit"s.

More phrases that should make a comeback - "RAD!" or "TO THE MAX!!!!!!"

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-08 13:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:01:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to say most of those when I was a kid. Instead of Dirtass, we would say Grit. you didn't want to be a Grit. Or a Mirt.
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Ditto... I wonder if it's a mid-Atlantic thing.
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Yeah, we said "dirtbag" in Jersey, it has a better ring to it i think. We called hicks and rednecks "grit"s.

More phrases that should make a comeback - "RAD!" or "TO THE MAX!!!!!!"

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aahh.... the good ole days.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

instead of foxes, I say "chickybabes"

i stick with the "high-five" - i can never get the "african american" handshakes down right

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jive turkey is the only one of these that must be revived.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the many "funniest Seinfeld's ever" was the episode when Puddy, Elaine's hilarious dork of a boyfriend, kept asking Jerry to "Hi five" while they were working on a car sale deal.

Elaine ended up breaking up with him, as usual, over it. Of course they were back to gether by show's end.

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good stuff....but I think you're missing one of the best sayings! what ever happened to "No guff!" ?!?! I've started saying it at random situations for a grand 'ol time!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though Shlongy is correct he is still a scroat.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Foxes is good, but I've always thought "babes" was better. You don't hear people saying "I scored some hot babes last night!" anymore.

On second thought, foxes might be better.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I high five often, and vigorously.

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:13:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am slowly trying to bring back the Hi-Five as we speak.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES....YES.....IN DE FACE!!!!

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am slowly trying to bring back the Hi-Five as we speak.

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


You are correct on the topic of Foxes.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to say most of those when I was a kid. Instead of Dirtass, we would say Grit. you didn't want to be a Grit. Or a Mirt.
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Ditto... I wonder if it's a mid-Atlantic thing.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad, but I think it's "Psyche", isn't it?

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He speaks the truth.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This rules!

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy, you're probably right, but I've also seen it as Sike.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to say most of those when I was a kid. Instead of Dirtass, we would say Grit. you didn't want to be a Grit. Or a Mirt.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still use like half of these on a regular basis.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bahahahaha...scroat...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 09:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad, but I think it's "Psyche", isn't it?

I almost took a point away for that.


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