My MSN Buddies - A Competition (What are Bart Bart and I, Michael Jackson, talking about Uber boys and girls?) (1452 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-03-08 10:04:21 EST
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/60495 (At the bottom) continues:
Hi Uber boys and girls,
Why just the other day, Bart Bart and I were having a conversation on MSN (Bart Bart and I talk all the time) and I thought, wouldn't it be super idea if I took a screen shot of the window and removed the text and let the boys and girls of Uber try and guess what we were talking about!
Just post it in your rating like so.
Example:
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone: "Hey Michael! Are you coming to Ubercon Las Vegas? I can give you a lift."
Michael Jackson: "oh bart bart! i would go, but this pesky bracelet around my ankle starts beeping if i leave the state of california :("
Obviously that's not what Bart Bart and I were speaking about, that's just an example sillies!
The winner will receive a personalized autographed picture of yours truly (Michael Jackson)!
WOW! Isn't this exciting, I will announce the winner on Friday!
(Bart Bart you're not allowed to enter as you knew what we were saying and that would be cheating!)
Love
Michael
User Reviews
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best alter ever, I'm sorry, but I love the Micheal Jackson stuff.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-03-10 13:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God kills a kitten every time you name-drop!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart: You, me, Hawaii, now.
Micheal: ...sorry Bart Bart, the judge doesn't want me on any planes...
Bart: My parents would be so ashamed of me if I eloped though... I couldn't let them down like that.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-09 06:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to watch Kirk Cameron on Growing Pains and listen to him yell for his friend Boner. Then I pretend I'm Boner Stabone and when he yells, "HEY BONER!" I giggle and cum all over my hand and let my cat lick it all off.
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Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-08 19:43:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart Bart: This is embarassing. After I left the ranch I took the hugest dump ever and a 3 foot femur bone came out? Did you drug me again?
MJ: Give me back the Elephant mans leg right now!
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How do you know about the Elephant Man! Security!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-08 19:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart Bart: This is embarassing. After I left the ranch I took the hugest dump ever and a 3 foot femur bone came out? Did you drug me again?
MJ: Give me back the Elephant mans leg right now!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-03-08 12:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MJ: a/s/l?
BART BART: fag
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BART: "This post is fucking stupid, like most of your posts"
JACKO: "Yeah, it went over just about as well as that time I tried to get 4 fingers in McCaully Caulkins ass"
BART: <ejaculates>
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: He Mikey, I made Ubersite with my own two hands.
Michael Jackson says: I have a monkey that beats me off with his own two hands, and I have a bajillion dollars and my own theme park in my back yard.
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: I am the father of the -2 DIE.
Michael Jackson says: I was molested by my fater and invented the moonwalking.
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: I invented Bored At Work.
Michael Jackson says: I made baby dangling into a sport. How much time are you going to waste trying to seem important? I have like, twenty kids to show porn to. I mean, not show porn to. I wish this computer thingy had a back space button, cause all I see is the delete thing.
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: I invented the interweb to talk to cool guys pretending to be chicks.
Michael Jackson say: .... Was that some sort of joke, Bart Bart? Are you saying I'm effeminate? SHMONE! You know you in't half the man I am. I dance/knife fought in my Beat It video. HE HE HEW!
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to watch Kirk Cameron on Growing Pains and listen to him yell for his friend Boner. Then I pretend I'm Boner Stabone and when he yells, "HEY BONER!" I giggle and cum all over my hand and let my cat lick it all off.
Michael Jackson says: I came on Kirk when he visited Neverland.
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: <sob> You are so much better than me, Mikey.
Michael Jackson says: Don't worry, Bart Bart. I'll show you the pictures of it when you come to visit me. Are we still on for that conjucle visit?
Bart "Bart Bart" Cilfone says: Yuh huh.
Michael Jackson says: Good. Don't forget the vaseline. Shamone!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-08 11:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BART BART: I said you should test the market in China, not molest a minor you sick fuck!!
MJ: Damn, and I was going to ask you to be a character witness at my trial..
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BART BART: "Hello Jacko, how's it hanging"
MJ: "I'm Sorry, The King Of Pop is away from the computer right now, molesting boys and lying about it"
BART BART: "BASTARD!!"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
get it? i used something that you actually said! haha! i am a comic genius!
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My word - genius!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
get it? i used something that you actually said! haha! i am a comic genius!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bartbart: But what if I get tired of it?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:24:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can enter more than once
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can enter more than once
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MJ: re 16 y/olds
BART: what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?