Party at Creep Manor (1278 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (aim: creepfirebombing) (View user info) at 2005-03-08 14:50:26 EST
I'm sure word has gotten around by now that there is a party at my place on Friday, March 18th. Tiffy's birthday is on the 17th, as is St. Patrick's day, but we're celebrating many many things. As a wise man once said, "If ya don't know, now ya know." If you need to crash at my place, that's cool. I don't want anyone driving drunk or dropping a ton of money on a hotel room, cause that's just stupid.
Due to mysterious increases in police activity on my block during parties at my house, there is to be NO UNDERAGE DRINKING. I think there's only one or two people under 21 that have even shown interest, but they're good friends and aren't going to be left out.
I couldn't think up a good theme for this party. Actually, scratch that. I had plenty of good ideas for a theme to this party, but no one could agree on one so there won't be one. However, don't think I won't snuggle close to you and make sure your drink is always full if you're a hot chick wearing a school girl outfit.
WOO HOO DRUNK POKER VIDEO GAMES MOVIES DANCING BEATING UP BOB GRILLING STEAKS PORN ORGY IN MY BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-21 14:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best party EVAH!!!!
I just adore Mr. & Mrs. Creep. Good people!!!
Hugs to everyone in attendance.
Oh and Dan, If you find my bra just hold on to it.
I'll retrieve it the next time I see you!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-13 12:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PORNO GUY!
Fuck, I forgot about Pat. I'll give him a buzz today.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-03-13 10:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loni had better bring the potato gun and the porno guy on the couch must be there in order to make this party complete.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-03-12 03:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck? you fucking losers are actually going to this fuckers place? Buncha fucking doobs.... I hope you all die and go to hell Losers... HAHA LOSERS LOSERS!
yeah i'll be there
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-03-11 06:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad its not a couple days sooner :( I'm in town only tille the 17th! Happy Birthday Tiffy!!!!:)
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in. I will bring the best party movie to ever exist, as well as some DDR and dance pads to rock the house.
Damn, I'm a geek.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is the "porn" you speak of??
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congo, I look forward to meeting you.
Hope you like porn.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donkey and Creep talked me into it.
I don't care if you don't know me. Screw you! I'm coming anyway.
All the way from far off "North-Boston-Metro-Suburb Area."
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in concord that weekend anyway.
e-mail me some directions and I'll stop by with some jaeger
ry_.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Razor:
Firefly and I won't be able to make it due to the new little one, but we will be there in spirit. Throw a ping pong ball into a cup for me.
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Fuck, guy? Who the hell is going to be my partner now? Maiorano can't hold his booze. Guess I'll be my own team....
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Razor:
Firefly and I won't be able to make it due to the new little one, but we will be there in spirit. Throw a ping pong ball into a cup for me.
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Will do. Send my love to the little ones.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Razor:
Firefly and I won't be able to make it due to the new little one, but we will be there in spirit. Throw a ping pong ball into a cup for me.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woooooo your mom goes to college!
chris is working on finding me a school girls thingy AS WE SPEAK. errr AS I TYPE.
Ligers are pretty much my favorite animal
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like something a recently unemployed 24 year old should do 8 days before his birthday.
(In case you're wondering, that's me fucker)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:34:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just realized I forgot to put my info on here.
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No one really cares Dan.
Kidding,...Kidding. I care!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just realized I forgot to put my info on here.
AIM: creepfirebombing
cell: 603-303-6576
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL is sleeping on my face. I mean mouth. I mean tongune in his ass. I mean face.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:35:52 (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:21:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i might hitch a ride with tim up to your joint.
i'll bring ample booze, among other things...so, don't worry about that.
oh, and i want tigerlilly......that is all.
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She's mine!
I think. . .
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I'll bring the pistols.
10 paces at the stoke of midnight. you and me, lechuga. IT'S ON!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:21:13 (#)
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i think i might hitch a ride with tim up to your joint.
i'll bring ample booze, among other things...so, don't worry about that.
oh, and i want tigerlilly......that is all.
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She's mine!
I think. . .
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:16:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm officially putting out an APB for anyone who can give me a lift from either Worcester (where I live) or Boston (where I can easily get to). It's my birthday on the 19th, so I'd really like to come. Anyone with wheels, let me know!
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i'll give ya a ride
call me the week prior to arrange it
cell: 781 223 6942
AIM UrbaneMischief
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dan, I can't friggin wait.
and again...
I call dibs on an upstairs bed...and a munkey in it!
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i already have dibs on a bed too
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call dibs on the bed at my house. Where I sleep. Ummm... and I call dibs on the love sack as a place to put my ass. Suckers.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EW! Luci that's disgu.... Oh, you said BELLS. Nevermind.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall be there with bells on.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See you there.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call dibs on your highest tree! I LOVE CLIMBING TREES WHEN IM DRUNK AND SLEEPING IN THEM. I'm sure the ladies will be all about some tree-huggin lovin' as well.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:27:20 EST (#)
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Hey who wouldn't want to watch Steel Magnolias?
Wait... that's a "chicks with guns" porn right?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:05 (#)
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Dan, I can't friggin wait.
and again...
I call dibs on an upstairs bed...and a munkey in it!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dan, I can't friggin wait.
and again...
I call dibs on an upstairs bed!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't wait to jump into the fire pit and awaken the spirits from the corners of the earth to eat Donkey and Creep because they still watch "Steel Magnolias" twice a day.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i might hitch a ride with tim up to your joint.
i'll bring ample booze, among other things...so, don't worry about that.
oh, and i want tigerlilly......that is all.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
........
I hate your neighbors.
I am SO pooping in their pool.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:17:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm supposed to go to this, right?
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YES
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm officially putting out an APB for anyone who can give me a lift from either Worcester (where I live) or Boston (where I can easily get to). It's my birthday on the 19th, so I'd really like to come. Anyone with wheels, let me know!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i pity americans and their super strict alcohol laws.
throw off the yoke of oppression 18-21 year olds! gain the right to drink legally!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm supposed to go to this, right?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I previously said I couldn't make it. But if you can promise me hot chicks in school girl outfits will be in attendance, I'll crawl if I have to.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh. I don't know. That's so far to drive.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Boston-ish.
New Hampshire isn't that far.
Catch me on AIM for my cell # and directions.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Slores: A Celebration" sounds like a killer theme.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! What the ghey. I thought I was celebrating a birthday too!
Indian giver!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-08 14:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If only I lived anywhere near Boston.
Ya sure it's boston right?