Never bite off more than you can chew (597 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.48 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Howie Felter <imwillywonka.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-08 15:46:46 EST
unless you're a cannibal and want to save some for a midnight snack!
User Reviews
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-11 15:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
douche
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Don't bother" - perfect description
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-08 22:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since it's already been ruined
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lameness. One-liners have to be good, this was just fucking stupid.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTH alter? I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not "hip with the lingo," ya dig?? I did this one today because I'm super bored at work and having a bunch of people hate me makes me feel better because I hate all the people I'm dealing with at work right now so it's the balance of the universe this way.....
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Right, so there I was walkin the mirror maze at this carnival in Alabama, you know? when halfway through, the E that I took starts kickin in, after I spent half an hour lickin my reflection I decide to leave, but before I can get up, this carny bitch with no teeth throws me on the ground and stradles my face, you know? after she dry humps my face for a few minutes she decides to take the relationship to the next level, and starts to undo my pants, I was like "whoa" and my dick was like "Eh, what the hell." so Yea I tell ye what man it was hot......In my eurethra. and that my freinds is how I got Clamidia.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dang....(Sorry Folks, I just saw napoleon dynamite)
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I shat myself.. No wait, its this post that stinks.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yep...given the rate of self-reviews, I DEFINITELY smell yet another WTH alter.
why do you do this, man?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how did you know?! oh, that's right, because you know me in person don't you? Don't you? Oh wait, no you don't so you have no idea who I am. Childish.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
homo
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you bastard, it's ruined!!!! :(
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gimmie a L! L! gimmie an I! I! gimme an N-K-W-HO-R-E!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61405
HUZZAH!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why ruin a good thing?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whoaaa you must have had to do some real tough investigative work to get that info, eh tough guy?!?!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Howie_Felter
User id: 14724
Registered on or around: 2004-12-16 12:20:37
# Messages posted: 7
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Average rating of all messages: -0.53
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Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-08 16:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAH Better score than expected!! :D
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hm, i smell another WTH alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has perfect score potential.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know inhaling that oven cleaner seems like fun while you're doing it, but trust me, it's not worth it in the end.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what if you are a ghey peener biter, what then, heh?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Always wear a helmet when riding a bycicle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-08 15:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fire your writers, Carrot Top.