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After the Pandemic: The Tragic Fall of Lord Bart (674 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2005-03-08 21:00:37 EST


We sit across from each other, and eat a meal in our cramped underground chamber. This has been

our headquarters for the re-population effort for about three months now. My feet scrape the dirt

floor and I gaze silently at my leader. He looks so weak in the wane candle light. The Lord has

led us, the Survivors, since the pandemic. He has led us through the riots and the zombie

cleansing marches. The Lord has stood strong against the rival Survivors. We all draw so much

from his strength and wisdom, but I fear this will be our last meal together. For the disease

already has a strong grip on Lord Bart. I can see it in the cloudiness of his eyes. The dead

eyes that stare in my direction, but not at me at all. The steely silence is broken as Bart lets

out a hacking cough. He sputters, hacks again and begins to convulse. I put down my spoon and

reach coolly underneath the table. Bart quits his shaking fit and falls face first into his meal,

a thick stew. I remove my hand from underneath the table to reveal my highly polished, nickel

plated .45. I stole it off a dead sheriff in Las Vegas. The firearm reminds me how long its

been. I tensely load my weapon and the chamber is completely silent except for the metallic scrap

of the magazine sliding into place. Bart's body had been still, but now it twitches and moves as

he begins to reanimate. I stop eating and tears fill my eyes, for I know what is coming. His

body no longer twitches, but shakes and thrashes violently, spilling stew across the table. He

slides off the chair and tosses and turns on the ground. The tossing stops and silence again

fills the chamber. Suddenly Lord Bart rises to his feet. The blood has drained completely from

his face and his eyes are bloodshot and hungry. Hungry for my living flesh. He crawls onto the

table and comes at me on all fours. He moves slowly, so I have time to take careful aim. Tears

stream down my face as I squeeze the trigger. I haven't the stomach to shoot his face so I waste

precious rounds on body shots. No matter, the high caliber, hollow point slugs do their job,

leaving billiard ball sized exit wounds. Bart falls face first onto the table, but bleeds little,

for his blood has already begun to coagulate. I drop my weapon sob openly into my hands. Lord

Bart has fallen, and I, Jared, must now take his place.

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Submitted by notyou (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-05-12 17:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have just got done reading these all and I have enjoyed them all. Great work everyone, +2's for all!

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That link has to be a joke, Lady.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/08/high_school_zombie_threat/

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-08 22:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oooo-kayyy...

Submitted by MetalMilitiaMan (user info) at 2005-03-08 22:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Am I missing something?

Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chicago area folks, keep an eye on the news iM freaked out

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry to hear that, please make a full report to the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency.

http://www.fvza.org/


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