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Do Lesbians Wear Cologne or Perfume? (852 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.93 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2005-03-08 23:40:28 EST


I'm assuming that the hot lesbians you see in porn wear perfume, so do the bulldyke flannel wearing lesbo's wear cologne then? The goverment doens't want you to know.

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Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-03-09 17:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

they wear sented oil...
like patchuli....
at least every gay women I've known has.



fuckit, this is just dumb.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

isn't everything by mennen?

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Brut, by Mennen!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Judging from the Indigo Girls show I went to last Tuesday night, lesbians wear flannel and Timberlands. And they hate cigarette smoke.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

does Rixes suck dick or ass?

the government doesn't care.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad...not great.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They wear strap-ons silly.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-09 01:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck boxelders, it's the damn asian beetles you have to look out for.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually that gave me an idea for my next post, when it warmed up a little bit all the damn boxelder bugs came back. The little bastards are driving me insane.

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, it was most excellent. Sucks being back in the 20's and 30's.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

After the Pandemic is a continual story started by Jack McCallum that is contributed to by anyone that wants to add something on. I haven't been paying any attention to it. How ya been, man? Did you get the same 75 degree weather on Sunday?

Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A gay guy I work with wears ladies perfume from Victoria's Secret...not sure about what the mannish dykes wear; maybe essence of sawdust or scents of motor oil?

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Could someone give me a quick rundown on what all this 'After the Pandemic' shit is about. I've been gone for too long.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer my carpet with its natural perfume. tastes better that way.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woo!

Welcom back, Rix.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back? Who are you?

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 00:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I meant to post again 150 days ago, but I got held up. Traffic mainly.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, sorry, here's a welcome back +2.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-08 23:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good God, where have you been?


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