Obvious Alter Makes Stupid First Post Pretending Not to Understand, -2s Welcome! =) (906 hits)
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Submitted by Bob (View user info) at 2005-03-09 02:28:58 EST
So, hi to all.
My name is james but most of my friends call me Jamie. I hope all of you are happy to meet you as I am to meet you.
Anyway, I just access the internet a few weeks ago for the first time, so right now am still getting used to 'surfing' the 'nett'. hahaha.
So far I already found some cool sites for any other new people to see:
www.google.com <--- find anything you want! (Type it in the box and push the enter key)
www.4thegame.com <--- All the latest basketball and NFL action!
maddox.xmission.com <--- funny guy writing makes me laugh. hahahahaha.
Ok I think you have to tell some story on this site so here is mine:
2 days ago I was playing with my dog down in the park and it was really fun. We play this game where I throw the stick and then he goes and collects it in his mouth and brings it back to me. Then I take it and throw it away again. Sounds silly I know, but we did make it up ourselves (me and my family, not me and the dog hahahaha) so whaterve. We like to call it 'Fetch'.
Anyway, then we realised that we should go for a walk around the park, so I put him on a leash and we walked around. About halfway through our walk we decided to turn around and go back to where we started. Because it looked like it was going to rain. Sure enough, when we got back it started to rain and we were very happy we had not kept going.
We got in the car and went home to dinner.
I hope this story was ok, many on here are very good =)
Ok this took me a while so please dont be too harsh. Below is my 'cam whore?':
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an alter?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:04:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for doing the same thing over again.
+2 for Don Hertzfeldt.
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How intruiging.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:42:17 EST (#)
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Lil Jimmy
I am quite proud of my service.
In addition, I am a long way from old.
I run 2 miles every other day and swim two miles a day in between.
I live in Rhode Island.
I have fought and lead in Combat. And (Never lost a man)
What have you ever done? Video game mastery does not count.
Coward? I never wished death on you.
You are a punk.
Guess what? a lot of people have different opinions. (that are different than yours)
However, you do not understand that there are consequences for words and actions.
Mom and dad never told you about that I guess.
So, if you want to visit me let me know you are serious.
If not I can come and Visit you. Well have a few pints and go from there.( I don't think your close to 21)
However, I bet you are about 16 and live with your mommy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait a minute... this was great.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:11:08 EST (#)
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"Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority ... It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation--and their ideas from suppression--at the hand of an intolerant society."
So if you plan to kill me Ill give you my address so we can take care of this in person.
I am 45 yrs old and a Military Veteran of 20 yrs of service.
I sent the last 10 years as an instructor at the Navy's school of (CQB)
That's Close Quarter battle.
So just incase you want to go.
Pack a lunch.
I have walked over better men than you on the way to a good fight.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-09 17:14:19 EST (#)
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Paging Mr. Dobolina.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually think this is funny.
Mainly because anything is funny right now...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:47:07 EST (#)
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change your name.
i am the only bob here.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This rocked so fucking hard that I nearly sprayed Megadeath lyrics in my pants. +2 for the satire and the disembowled stick figure!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lolocaust
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It had gore in it!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 first post
+2 for the tummyhat picture
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh. Great graphics.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the last time...I HAVE ZERO ALTERS.
I just have lots of fans who are inspired by my style.
Granted, most of them are complete and utter dipshits and assholes, but a fan is a fan.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok.... Shlongy alter 12,457 or not, that .gif was outstanding!!
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rating: 0.01 on 29 reviews
How the fuck is this positive?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is outstanding stuff.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon, this is perfect.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was hilarious. No idea why people aren't appreciating it for the obvious spoof that it is.
The ONLY thing I would have changed was the "Fetch" thing. Should have called it "Run and get the stick" or something. Calling it "fetch" kind of blows the whole "I'm a newbie stating the obvious for the eleventy billionth time because I'm clueless" thing you have going. At least for me.
Then there was the .gif. That thing is just great. I can't tell you how many times I've thought about ripping someones guts out and wearing them for a hat.
But it's a lot.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:46:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:42:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Rawrg
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:50:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy
Damn how did you figure it out so fast?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:50:23 EST (#)
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shlongy
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:48:05 EST (#)
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i suppose i was entertained
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Prove what?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
prove it.
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:35:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
w....t....f...?
this is a joke.
a fucking lame joke.
but a joke.
Your a joke.
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
w....t....f...?
this is a joke.
a fucking lame joke.
but a joke.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Aww. I want to hug him for no apparent reason.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-09 07:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im scared.
Submitted by PokerIsMyLife (user info) at 2005-03-09 06:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-09 05:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can tell I'm gonna like you. Except after a few posts it's gonna become annoying if you keep talking like that.
Anyway, welcome to Uber. I am Williamson your resident socialist whacko.
Congrats on being the first 17 k'er to make me laugh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
17000 USERS???
YE GODS!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the cartoon kicks ass...
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:45:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Noone else respond. Dont let this piece of crap get most heated.
He just wants attention and -2s so ignore him and he will go away.
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Obvious Alter Makes Stupid First Post Pretending Not to Understand, -2s Welcome! =) (Rating: -0.75 on 6 reviews, last by Thirty_Four_Eggs 4 minutes ago)
Submitted by Bob [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-03-09 02:28:58
Everything you ever wanted to know about Phate
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wtf are you doing?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-03-09 03:04:37 EST (#)
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-2 for doing the same thing over again.
+2 for Don Hertzfeldt.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:45:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:39:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone else respond. Dont let this piece of crap get most heated.
He just wants attention and -2s so ignore him and he will go away.
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Obvious Alter Makes Stupid First Post Pretending Not to Understand, -2s Welcome! =) (Rating: -0.75 on 6 reviews, last by Thirty_Four_Eggs 4 minutes ago)
Submitted by Bob [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-03-09 02:28:58
Everything you ever wanted to know about Thirty_Four_Eggs
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Right......................
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:44:46 EST (#)
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I get it. Nice.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:40:33 EST (#)
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For the .gif
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone else respond. Dont let this piece of crap get most heated.
He just wants attention and -2s so ignore him and he will go away.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"We play this game where I throw the stick and then he goes and collects it in his mouth and brings it back to me. Then I take it and throw it away again."
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:35:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:33:51 (#)
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I cannot believe that Uber is up to at least user number 17,029...that's fucking insane.
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I can't believe there's that many users and probably only about 50-80 that contribute anything of substance at a given time...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:33:51 EST (#)
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I cannot believe that Uber is up to at least user number 17,029...that's fucking insane.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 02:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You absolute wanker.
Get a life.