Why do they call it a moose knuckle anyway? (6033 hits)
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Submitted by Lojope <lojope.at.juno.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-09 09:39:53 EST
I mean, moose don't actually have knuckles, do they? Don't you need fingers to have knuckles?
moose ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ms)
n. pl. moose
A hoofed mammal (Alces alces) found in forests of northern North America and in Eurasia and having a broad, pendulous muzzle and large, palmate antlers in the male.
Hooves. Not fingers.
It irritates me when the plural of a word is the same as the singular. Why can't they find a way to pluralize it? Even octupus can be octupi.
For the record:
pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
Whoever it was that said the plural of penis is penes was right. Good job, whoever you are.
Next week is spring break. It's currently 13 degrees outside. The highest high in the next 10 days is 39 degrees. Yeah.... that's spring. Why can't they have spring break when it's nice outside? Of course.... school ends in May and more often than not that's still fucking winter in Central NY. They shouldn't call it spring break, really. It's misleading. The should call it "what WOULD be spring break if we didn't live in the mother fucking tundra."
So I took Cultural Anthropology this semester, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with my major. I just needed another credit, and it was the only 100 level course still open by the time I registered.
Turns out, I actually really like Anthropology, and even more surprising, I'm good at it. I set the curve for the midterm. Weird.
I think it helps that I keep imagining that my teacher, who is actually and archeologist not an anthropologist, is like Indiana Jones and runs off to Bangkok to fight the Thuggee cult on the weekends.
Motaram Sudaram
Motaram Sudaram
Speaking of which, I fucking love Indiana Jones. Having been raised with four older brothers, I grew up watching those movies, along with Rocky, Alien, The Terminator and Star Wars. When other girls were begging to watch My Little Pony just one more time, I was reaching for Die Hard.
The Barbies I got for Christmas were either immediately mutilated, or became my victims in the large scale action adventures I played out in my room. That Barbie chick sure can scream when she's about to have her heart sucked out of her chest before being thrown into a pit of fire by a big scary guy in war paint.
I had a badass GI Joe collection.
It pleases me that my two-year-old niece is following in my footsteps. Last Christmas all the little girls were getting dollies and tea sets. Mikayla opened a box set of the Rocky DVDs and flipped THE FUCK out. She ran around the house screaming "ROCKY ROCKY!!!" and started singing "Eye of the Tiger."
Unfortunately, she's not allowed to watch Rocky anymore for awhile, since she decked that kid at daycare with a perfect left hook.
After that, her mom decided she needed to watch movies with a little less hitting.
I personally think they should have enrolled her in Karate or something. Besides that little snot-nose kid probably deserved it.
And besides, I don't think watching The Wiggles is going to diminish her violent tendancies. I know I certainly feel like slugging someone after sitting through that shit.
I need two more inches.
Of HAIR, you pervert. I have 8 extra inches right now, and I need 10 before I can cut it, so I can send it to Locks of Love. I have a little cycle going. Grow to 10 inches, chop it off, mail it away, start growing again.
There are a bunch of little kids with cancer who are wearing my hair on their head.
It's supposed to be a really nice thing to do, but if I think about it long enough, it kinda grosses me out. That's why I try not to think about it too much.
I have to do that with a lot of things. If I thought too much I'd have to seal myself in a bubble like that Donnie Darko kid in that other movie he did. Fucking germs. They're everywhere.
What the hell, man, I think Loki has possessed me. I need to stop.
Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Your mom goes to college.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:38:04 EST (#)
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Mmmmm....dewlap!!
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:50:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:11:20 EST (#)
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I used to make tinfoil armor and swords for the barbies my family gave me and make them fight and kill each other.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:10:24 EST (#)
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This post made me like you.
Yay for Indy.
Yay for setting the curve.
Yay for rambling.
Yay for our underwater ally.
Submitted by TheMe (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:13:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:29:27 (#)
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Submitted by TheMe (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:18:15 (#)
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moose are awesome..*nods*.
and i was a barbie killer too- i had an older bro.
but i bit people not hit them.
that was fun.
i cant do that anymore without getting in trouble.
its a cruel world.
+2.
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The trick to that is finding people who actually *want* to be bit...
uh, i mean, +2
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XD my boyfried falls under that category.
he claims depression because "nowhere fun ;__:"
bwaha.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:56:22 EST (#)
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That was interesting... and deep.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:48:57 EST (#)
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Surprisingly enough, Mario, I am not. Is this what it's like to be high? If so, I guess I don't need it.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-09 17:34:31 EST (#)
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You're high.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 17:15:54 EST (#)
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Info only.
A few hundred years ago, all joints on a body were refered to as "knuckels"
Ex. the saying--knuckling down. It means to get on your knees.
So no, in the classical sense, fingers are not required to have knuckles.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:34:15 EST (#)
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I don't call it moose knuckle or camel toe. I call it "front-butt wedgie" for girls and "smuggling plums" for guys.
*chuckles at "dewlap"*
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:20:00 EST (#)
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oc·to·pus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt-ps)
n. pl. oc·to·pus·es or oc·to·pi (-p)
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:35:17 EST (#)
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Even octupus can be octupi.
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<Sigh> How may times must I correct people about this?
Octopus is a Greek word, not Latin. Therefore the plural is NOT octopi, but it is octopodes.
-1 for being the millionth person to screw that up.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:29:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheMe (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:18:15 (#)
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moose are awesome..*nods*.
and i was a barbie killer too- i had an older bro.
but i bit people not hit them.
that was fun.
i cant do that anymore without getting in trouble.
its a cruel world.
+2.
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The trick to that is finding people who actually *want* to be bit...
uh, i mean, +2
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:53:40 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have a dewlap
wait, that's not funny.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:19:16 EST (#)
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go cuse woo!
Submitted by TheMe (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:18:15 EST (#)
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moose are awesome..*nods*.
and i was a barbie killer too- i had an older bro.
but i bit people not hit them.
that was fun.
i cant do that anymore without getting in trouble.
its a cruel world.
+2.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:55:18 EST (#)
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Motaram Sudaram
Motaram Sudaram
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:40:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:10:03 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:36:05 (#)
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I have moose in my freezer. My friend shoots it and sends me part of it. Awesome steak they make.
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Do you eat the knuckles?
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No, he just suckles greedily.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:28:27 EST (#)
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A guy's visible bulge should heretofore be referred to as a "faggot", since it looks like the guy has a bundle of wood down his shorts.
and he's gay.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:43:35 EST (#)
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eating moose = teh gross
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:10:03 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:36:05 (#)
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I have moose in my freezer. My friend shoots it and sends me part of it. Awesome steak they make.
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Do you eat the knuckles?
He puts a little mustard on them and eats them raw.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:10:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:36:05 (#)
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I have moose in my freezer. My friend shoots it and sends me part of it. Awesome steak they make.
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Do you eat the knuckles?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:36:05 EST (#)
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I have moose in my freezer. My friend shoots it and sends me part of it. Awesome steak they make.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:13:10 EST (#)
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Gimme some of your tots!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:54:25 EST (#)
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Lojope ??
Can I see your camel toe ?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:52:31 EST (#)
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Mmmmm.......... "Camel Toe"
Submitted by Remission (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:43:29 EST (#)
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Heh... You said Bangkok
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:31:30 EST (#)
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khali ma shati dey! (sp)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:29:54 EST (#)
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i drew an mk man once.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52276
INDIE, COVER YOUR HEART!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:27:05 EST (#)
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**blushing**
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:24:31 EST (#)
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wHere
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:24:12 EST (#)
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Mike, come over here and I'll show you were it is... and what it's for.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:07:33 (#)
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No, it's called "that fucking dude has cameltoe".
If a dude is going to make his package easily viewable through clothes, he doesn't deserve a different term.
What's a package and why don't I have one? :)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:07:33 EST (#)
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No, it's called "that fucking dude has cameltoe".
If a dude is going to make his package easily viewable through clothes, he doesn't deserve a different term.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:59:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:53:56 (#)
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Just call it cameltoe like the rest of us.
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cameltoe is female, moose knuckle is male
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:59:01 EST (#)
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+ 18,234,167,456 for Temple of Doom
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:53:56 EST (#)
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Just call it cameltoe like the rest of us.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:50:04 EST (#)
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A knuckle isn't always describing parts of a hand. A ball joint on a car that fits into a holder is called a knuckle because it alows for rotation. A moose knuckle is kind of like the moose's ankle.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:46:13 EST (#)
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Movie quote, zak, either you get it or you don't. That last bit is really in there for one person, who will laugh when she gets too it.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:46:06 EST (#)
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I happen to be a spokesman for the PFFTM (People For the Fair Treatment of Moose). I've been asked to request that you no longer post anything that could be seen as derogatory regarding these fine knuckled animals without first requesting permission through our legal team.
On a side note, GO SETTING THE CURVE WOO!!! You realize that your whole class hates you now, right? :-)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:45:26 EST (#)
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It's 8 degrees here. Are you a 315er?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:44:01 EST (#)
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"Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally"
what the fuck is this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:41:52 EST (#)
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Well, at least this one contained a lot less whining.