Capitalist Scum (632 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.5 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-03-09 10:15:08 EST
It's what life is about. We go through our day to day business trying to horde as much money or as many assets as we can. And if this means we take advantage of people to get there then so be it.
However, this does not mean we have to stick it to our friends/family/tolerable acquaintances just to try and make a few quick bucks.
I asked one of my work colleagues the other day whether he would be able to give me a lift down to the station so I could get the train home. I thought that because the station was on his way he wouldn't have a problem.
Capitalist Scum:"I can't mate, I have to be home at 7am for a delivery."
Me:"It's on the way and I'm sure it doesn't take you an hour to get home"
CS:"Any other day it would be O.K just not today."
Me:"I can give you some money for it if you want"
CS:"Yeah sure, I'll see you downstairs at 6 o'clock"
WTF? All of sudden the cunt has all the time in the world now that money has been mentioned.
I've been driving people places all my adult life and have never asked any of them for money, if I had been doing this I'd obviously be rich. I figure if someone asks you for a lift you either give them one or tell them to go fuck themselves (unless of course you are a cab driver.)
This being my philosophy I decided that if we he wanted to charge like a cabby then he would be treated like one.
---- Flash forward to 0600 ----
CS:"Ready to go mate"
Me:"Yeah in a minute"
10 minutes later....
Me:"alright lets go"
I jumped in the car after him and immediately went for the radio turning the cunt-stained pedophile ass rapist teeny bopper bullshit off.
CS:"What are you doing."
Me:"I don't really feel like talking. Can you take the next exit up here and then take your first right."
CS:"I know how to get there, we are better off going this way"
Me:"Can you wind the window up cunt, it's fucking cold"
CS:"sorry man, jeez lighten up. You're in a good mood"
He then progressed to turn the radio back on and light up a cigarette which meant the window had to opened again.
Me:"Can you not smoke in the car please."
CS:"What do you care, you're a smoker"
After about 10 minutes of driving we arrived at the station. I opened the door and turned to him and said "What's the damage?" I then looked down and said "Oh, you forgot to start the meter! You're bad luck hey I guess you get nothing."
CS:"Hang on, I thought you said you were going to sling me a few bucks."
Me:"If you are going to charge like a cab then you have to follow the same rules as a cab which means: My music, my route, no smoking and for fuck sake don't forget to turn on the meter."
CS:"That's the last time I drive you anywhere!"
Me:"Exactly!"
I hate fuckers like this, He is the exact same Cunt who came up to me once and said "Have you got 2 bucks, I want to get a drink and I don't want to have to break a tenner (Australia=$2 coin)"
Fucking tight-assed fat cunt, dont ever ask me for anything again because you better have your cheque book ready.
User Reviews
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-16 11:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice. feel free to linkwhore off me any time
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-10 05:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a whiteass cracker he is.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This had nothing to do with captalists
But +1 for being an Aussie
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
steal the car next time
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get a car of your own!
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must you say cunt every other word? Jesus man, it kind of loses its effect, you know?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-09 12:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:22:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
so he did you a favor and you lied. way to fight the system.
I'll give you a +1 for being an asshole.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That has nothing to do with capatilists, he either just didn't like you or was a dick.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-09 11:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sounds like a good guy, must invite over for pleasent decapitation
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so he did you a favor and you lied. way to fight the system.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i thought it was "capitalist pig-dog"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-09 10:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ANOTHER? Aussie.
Man there must be more Aussies than Brits now.