strwbryFANatic: I don't engorge random internet strangers (1252 hits)
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Rating: -0.16 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "5 Time Offender" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-09 13:15:44 EST
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-10 07:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so awesome I had to bleach my skin extra hard
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why you gotta be hatin Bart Bart?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm scared.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beeb your a very strange man but zany-ness is something i can relate too.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In case you didn't realize, this was when Beeb was drunk.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HogMan650: whaty did u learn today
strwbryFANatic: I learned that old people still tip shitty because they don't care how perky your young breasts are
HogMan650: i see. old people are set in thier ways. you mmust appeall to thier sence of the olden times
strwbryFANatic: So I should shake my ass LESS?
HogMan650: perhaps
HogMan650: swrevice trumps sexual appeal to olden folk
HogMan650: they think they are through
HogMan650: remember this
strwbryFANatic: Well, I give great service with a nice little shake of the ass
HogMan650: then you arfe doing well
strwbryFANatic: Well fuck them and their 10% tips. Fuck them right in their old, wrinkly nut sacks.
HogMan650: 10 %????
HogMan650: UM
HogMan650: ok
HogMan650: whats wrong with 10 percent
strwbryFANatic: 10% is total shit
strwbryFANatic: If you are only going to leave me 10%, do me a favor and give my clit a good licking before you leave.
HogMan650: ............
HogMan650: so
HogMan650: if my bil was 100 bucks
HogMan650: and i left u 10bucks as a tip
HogMan650: you'd be pissed
strwbryFANatic: Yes
HogMan650: why
strwbryFANatic: Because that is a shitty tip
strwbryFANatic: ALWAYS tip between 15% and 20%
HogMan650: asll u ghotta do is give me my food and drinks
strwbryFANatic: More if service was outstanding
HogMan650: i am not responsible for inflatiuon
HogMan650: i mean
HogMan650: if your cute
HogMan650: pok
HogMan650: i'll tip a little more
HogMan650: but come on
HogMan650: 10 % is reasonable
strwbryFANatic: No...it's really not
HogMan650: hahahaha
HogMan650: welll
HogMan650: i don't know what to say
strwbryFANatic: Indeed
HogMan650: fuking 10 percent man
HogMan650: livce with it
HogMan650: what restarant do u serve at
HogMan650: i musty go there
strwbryFANatic: I don't think I want to tell you
HogMan650: tel me
HogMan650: i am a good tipper
HogMan650: 10.1 %
strwbryFANatic: Don't you only tip 10%?
HogMan650: if you engorge me
HogMan650: 25 %
***strwbryFANatic: I don't engorge random internet strangers***
HogMan650: how do you know
strwbryFANatic: Um....because I know myself and I know I wouldn't do that
HogMan650: ghahahahahahha
HogMan650: lady
HogMan650: yes u woukd
strwbryFANatic: No I wouldn't
strwbryFANatic: I am no slut
HogMan650: i'll pull up in my lightning, wqith my best clothes, and colon ge,m andf you'sx be hooked
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That is all.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-09 16:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got a smile from this
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-09 15:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucks so much that i forgot what it was already
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:37:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeb...
You make my girly parts tingle
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lucky beeb, i usually have to pay for that
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're an idiot...
BUT that is a cool hat, so here's a 1
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the Ghey...
Submitted by Sherman (user info) at 2005-03-09 14:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is THAT fat, gay man? Habeeb?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, you know I love your MSPaint peeners, and your "fusion fusion fusion" sunshine, but this was really, REALLY shit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh no... GLALL is a Tennessee fan too? I'm going to cry.
Phil Fulmer is the ugliest man in the universe. He looks like an angry pig.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guarantee this will get you banned a 6th time. No question about it.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That hat kicks all kinds of ass. I want one now.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS MOTHERFUCKERS
that's what you meant right beeb? Cause if so, I might have to dress up with my coonskin hat and fight some Indians in the honor of Daniel Boone.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeb...
You make my girly parts tingle
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb, there is nothing about you that I could say about your greatness that hasn't already been said.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"GO VOLS"? Habeeb, I am very, very disappointed in you.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture is fucking hilarious. +sqrt(4)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF kinda fresh new shit is this?
hahahha i made that up all by myself!!
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
From what I heard she doesn't engorge people in real life either.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
GO GHEY MENS WOO
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what the devil?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-09 13:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
now with 25% more gheyness!