California Dreamin', a goodbye to those leaving for Vegas, and an oversized picture. (771 hits)
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Submitted by L.G. <el2tha.g.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-09 18:19:27 EST
First off, read these two posts. They have almost nothing to do with mine, but I've been thinking about the ideas in them all day, and think everyone should share their ideas on the subject.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61416
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61596
OK, now that that is done, on to my post.
I recently got back from lunch, and haven't been able to concentrate on work since then. It was a normal lunch break. Grab a bite to eat, visit the parent's house, watch some TV, go back to work. However, there was one thing different about today. The weather. Up until a few days ago, the weather was still in winter mode. Cold mornings, gray days, cold nights. Today, I saw a glimpse into the summer that is approaching. I was able to leave this morning in a short sleeved shirt, with no jacket on, and I wasn't cold at all. At lunch, the windows were rolled down, and I almost dropped the top on my car. Now I sit here, and I can't stop thinking about everything I love about California summers.
Driving
The summer here is the main reason I bought a convertible. With the sun always out during the summer, and the nights mostly staying warm, I can keep the top down all day. There's nothing like driving down the street with the sun shining down on you and the wind blowing by. Having no top on your car and being out in the open just makes you feel good. My mood is always great when doing this. An added plus is that many of these California girls go wild for a convertible. A minus would be that the sun heats up the leather pretty well, and you can burn your ass if you're not careful.
The River
One of my favorite summertime activities here would be rafting down the river, and I use the term rafting very loosely. Basically we get a bunch of people together, rent a raft and bring a lot of beer and snacks. There are tons of people that do this, and it always turns into a great time. We float down the river, drink, fuck around, and interact with the other drunks. People bring water balloons, squirt guns, and beads. Balloons fly from raft to raft, everyone shoots eachother with the guns, and girls show their tits for the beads. A plus would be pretty much everything(beer, tits, water, sun). A minus would be the crazy sunburn you end up with the next day.
Basketball
Ah, yes. Summer is a time when we can finally get games together on the outdoor courts. An ice chest full of beer. A bunch of guys gettin drunk and playing ball. What could be better? Oh yeah, the sluts that love basketball players and always spend the whoel time cheering us on.
Women
Well, I love women all year round, but the summer brings summer clothing. The girls put on their short shorts, their short skirts, tank tops, halter tops. I've even seen many girls wear nothing but a wife beater(a wife beater is what we call those tank top-ish undershirts for guys, just to be clear. dunno what all you fucks call em). Bikinis come out like they're going out of style, and plenty of girls wear them for nothing more than just walking down the street. A plus would be girls dressing like sluts, duh. A minus? The 100 other guys going after them.
There are plenty of other things I love about summer, but I've got to get some work done now. Can't wait till things heat up a little more here. Just remember, in the summer, California=Paradise.
I'd also like to say goodbye to those users going to Vegas this weekend, as I'm jealous of each and every one of you. I'm sure some of your presences will be missed. Please, please please please, if someone attempts to log into uber while there in Vegas, slap them with your cock, or tits for the ladies. Have fun you guys.
ps-image left big on purpose, because 1)i'm too lazy and 2)i can't fuck with such a great california picture
pps-didn't spell check either, hope i didn't fuck up too much
User Reviews
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad other people appreciate the greatness that is California
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Born and raised and never leaving!!
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always been infatuated with California... sort of like the retarded little brother in The Wizard.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, did I kill this post?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for California.
I love living here.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for tha cali pic
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow no one replied I see. I do agree with you on the California summers but it gets so damn hot.