My UberVegas Packing list. (1304 hits)
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Submitted by screamfeeder (View user info) at 2005-03-09 18:19:51 EST
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
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Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-09-25 21:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-13 06:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you took 'em with you and you DIDN'T use 'em...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 05:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you look closely, you can see where the holes are poked in the condoms.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:33:59 EDT (#)
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Yes but do we bathe in the same booze and drink the same lube?
That is the ultimate question.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You smoke the same cigarettes as me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The funniest part is that he DID bring all this stuff to vegas... I remember walking into the room and seeing EatMeCompletely wearing the yellow gloves, screamfeeder bent over the bed, aj...
Ah, maybe I shouldn't tell everyone about that.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-04-07 18:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are regular Turkish Jades.
The new box just makes them look like lights.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-04-07 16:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turkish lights are the suckzors!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I +2ed this earlier
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:38:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
what's between the gloves and the fake stack of 50's?
is... is that a knife? yaaaay i want to come hooker killing too!
can i? can i?
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hahahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you're about ready.
A little Uber-birdy told me that you have a big, huge peener. Care to confirm or deny? (Although the Trojan Magnums in the pic may be all the confirmation I need)
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha, those condoms are the ones that numb your penis because you tend to prematurely ejaculate, aren't they?
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinkn Wesson Oil....
Guess I'm Old School
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you all end up in bed with people you don't know.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait... where's the gorilla suit?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, the 10W-30 was for the car???
Shit, man, I was getting my hopes up...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
magnum eh? too bad we're not splitting a room
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats my leatherman that was dragged into the photo
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's between the gloves and the fake stack of 50's?
is... is that a knife? yaaaay i want to come hooker killing too!
can i? can i?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1800 IS swill. But better than Jose.
And no, Clan McGregor is about as low as you can go with actual imported scotch.
It is what my dad drinks so it rubbed off on me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:34:40 EST (#)
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I swear to god, I'm not drinking tequila in vegas.
It makes me bad beyond belief.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:32:36 EST (#)
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I know much about tequila. And 1800 is swill.
Now answer my scotch question.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're saving some of that jack for me right? RIGHT?
I have to ask... what's the motor oil for?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know nossin about tequila!
man im tanked already.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So how does Clan MacGregor compare to Glenlivet?
And ditch the 1800. It's swill. I recommend Cabo Wabo or Patron. Sauza Tres Generaciones if you're short on cash. And always go Hornitos or Blanco (silver). Gold is only fit for margaritas.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment required.
See you tomorrow, maniac.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-09 21:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god, you're taking A STEEL TABLE???
fucking hell man I think i've lost it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sure the hell ain't enough cigarettes.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Such vulgar things to pack.
I hope you donate that money to charity and pour out that booze and give the astrolube and condoms to needy children
GO BULLS WOO
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you shi-shi
hahahaha
my packing is better
mwahahahaha
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. So its like that, huh?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:44:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you have it covered but I've seen you...and YOU won't need the condoms.
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The way ubercons work, Someone is bound to need them.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I spat coffee on my monitor, this is fuckingggggggggggggg greattttttttttttt Screamy, just what id pack but you sure you have enough condoms?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:44:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you have it covered but I've seen you...and YOU won't need the condoms.
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I brought em for you shlongy. You are my roomie.
Hence the motor oil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you have it covered but I've seen you...and YOU won't need the condoms.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tight. I guess that's what the oil is for.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
take a camera. post pictures.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH!!!! You're using for a car!
nevermind then.
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Shit...I can never play along right....
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I know.
I suck at pretending I have lots of bling bling.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd move up to a 10W-40. Maybe a nice synthetic.
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I drive a little Jap Eco car.
Anything with a higher visc. would eat my little 4 alive.
OH!!!! You're using for a car!
nevermind then.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was just Great....
cept for the "Washington"*
*"its" for one of those
chick-lay,chick-lay kids.....right?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd move up to a 10W-40. Maybe a nice synthetic.
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I drive a little Jap Eco car.
Anything with a higher visc. would eat my little 4 alive.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you picked up the wrong size condoms, shi.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never mind the blow...lets talk about the condoms?? I never would have guessed.
Lets hang out together A Lot in Vegas.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd move up to a 10W-40. Maybe a nice synthetic.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We're friends.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot a tooth brush.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...wait...Is that a thick line of blow down the middle or
just the flash??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You Rock!! This is awesome!! Ha. I love it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, there are my cigarettes!
(this was wicked funny, yo)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahaha...the rubber gloves put me over the edge.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe you can see a $1 poking out under the $50.
I rule.