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Rating: -1 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kochierRWH(981) (View user info) at 2005-03-09 18:31:11 EST


If you have it today don't save it for tommorow, because as we all learned tommorow never happens, it's all the same fucking day man!

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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-03-11 23:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wtg G-prime, although i did change the statement around slightly you figured it out
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61768 is me next "guess that band/song"

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?!? I'M NOT READING ALL OF THAT!!!

(saxon)

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I didnt read it all, it was heavy going.

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

and you all thought that my one liner was bad!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat my cock because you suck.

Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 19:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're all idiots. It's Janis Joplin.

This still doesn't deserve anything but a -2 though.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know who the hell you are but you just summed up my last 2 years of life.
Sad, just fucking sad.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?


Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Heavy dude, can I have another bong-hit?

Submitted by DrunkenMercenary (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Homer: This place is depressing.

Grampa: Hey! I live here.

Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wazza wannabe

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-09 18:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying



Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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