Star wars episode 3 - See the film here (1327 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.53 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MrTrottenReats<thebrokenboy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-09 20:02:22 EST
Anakin kills sith lord, dooku and a few more people
Anakin wants to become a jedi master
Palpatine and Anakin become friends (this is bad news)
Anakin shags padme, making her pregnant
Obi wan kills General Grievous, all the robots fighting in the clone wars go off line, clone war ends, sepratists run away and hide like bitches
Obi wan tells mace windu (sam l. Jackson) that palpatine is darth sidious. Mace, along with more jedi masters goes to kill palpy, and anakin comes along, he ends up defending palpy and killing everyone including Mace (poor mace) and joins the sith
Yoda and sidious have a fight, yoda loses but survives.
Anakin kills sepratist leaders that ran away
Anakin fights obi-wan, anakin is kicking obi wans ass but still loses when obi wan pushes him into a lava pit.
Padme starts having baby early.
Palpatines people rescue anakin, put on darth vaders hat and amour. ANAKIN BECOMES VADER OMG NOOOO!!
Padme has one baby...Princess leila, then OMG..ANOTHER! Luke Skywalker pops out and the oh-so-fine padme DIES!
Darth Vader watches the death star being made.
The END.
User Reviews
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The only way this movie would suck is if Jar-Jar Binks wasnt in every single scene.
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Jar-Jar.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-04-30 19:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, all I can say is that I hope they don't screw it up
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-30 19:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YAMS is right... Portman was born in Israel and is Jewish. There are tons of fine jewish chicks in Israel and they LOVE Americans.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-30 19:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have tickets to the Green Day concert on the same day that the movie opens and I'm actually torn between using my tickets ($100 in total because i'm using my second seat as a gift) or seeing Star Wars five times.
Needless to say, I will be blowing tons of cash that week...and probably a few ushers in the bathroom to get a better place in line.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-04-30 18:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, she's a Jew. She's Israeli, trust me. She's got rich Jew parents.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-03-12 13:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Padme is natalie portman..who isnt isreli.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-03-11 14:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as I get to *see* Padme getting shagged, I'll have no problem with the otherwise horrible film. That's some hot Israeli ass, I must say.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-10 09:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed episode 2... obviously it didn't meet the expectations of the earlier 3 but come on, how did you expect them too... everybodys memory of the first three is clouded with nice rosy spectacles. Though agreed episode one sucked donkey dick.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome hitwhore title.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the WHOLE script
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode3/revenge_of_the_sith/plot_script.html
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds believable. Do you have sources? Episodes 1 and 2 were the worst and second worst movies in history, respectively.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-09 21:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It better be fuckin tops!
No like the previous 2 toilet fodder.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 21:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:26:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope this is true, because it sounds like the best SW plot of the 3 prequels.
Submitted by subliminalshock (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we can hope it's that good
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i didn't know the star wars kid's name. had to look it up.
i seriously would have given him a part...if only as some alien or something. he earned it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean, did you see that fucker move? He was pretty agile. Uncoordinated, but agile.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. They had over 144k sigs on the petition, too!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope this is true, because it sounds like the best SW plot of the 3 prequels.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no he was too fat
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One question: Did they put Ghyslain Raza in?!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant wait baby.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-03-09 20:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna burn for this heh