Fucking Amish people. (1131 hits)
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Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2005-03-09 22:38:44 EST
If your looking for actual Amish people fucking you've come to the wrong place.
I know Amish people are divided into different sects, but I don't understand why a lot of them still drive cars. Most of them drive those Box vans with the 1 window in the back. When they do drive, they usually go about 20 MPH under the speed limit. This is extremely frustrating on interstate on-ramps.
On my way to work this morning I had the unfortunate luck of being stuck behind one of these decrepit old Amish whores. She got up to a whopping 40 MPH at the top of the ramp. Now, I am not a morning person and I easily succumb to fits of random rage at any given moment. I'm like spider-man but instead of sensing danger I sense stupidity. So I honk my horn a couple times and the lady almost swerves off the road. I think its the first time she actually heard a car horn. I suppose flipping off Amish people will get me an even faster ticket to hell but it's just so much fun because they never do anything back.
Anyway, here's a visual that I'm sure will help you to grasp the situation better.
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:26:46 EST (#)
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Carefull with that joke, it's an antique.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-10 03:17:58 EST (#)
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If i ever hear you talk shit about the Amish today I'll a-MISH (that's slang for 'mission') over to your house and stick a hot poker up your eurethra!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:46:50 EST (#)
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Johnny...why isn't there corn on the other side?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:08:02 EST (#)
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Boo... I thought this was going to be Amish porn.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:55:49 EST (#)
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Mormons are almost as bad. No, actually they are worse: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59925
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:39:12 EST (#)
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Well that was interesting. so the old lady you were following belongs to a progresive Amish comunity because old school and realist Amish arnt allowed to own or drive cars.
Isnt the interent a wonderful thing.
So my conclusion of Amish people after googling and reading three sites is DUM DE DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Their fucking weird man!
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:55:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:52:00 EST (#)
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See im from Australia and dont have a grasp on Amish people except what i read here and see on movies so im going to go now and google me some Amish to get a grip on this concept.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:43:26 EST (#)
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Iowa blows ass. I'm from southern MN,which is pretty much the same. shithole
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:42:47 EST (#)
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I before E except after C.