Uber Opinion 2005 (1059 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2005-03-09 22:58:53 EST
hey guys, im wondering what you think of my title for my entry into the thing jack started.
After The Pandemic: Is A Stupid Fucking Idea
do you like that sheep? you guys will cling to anything that offers some sort of comfort from having to be origenal or different. vampires, zombies, don't you think it has been done to death? all the 2's you see are "hey, you did it. thats cool." i have more important stuff to do like think of ways to make love to girls you dumbasses
i also want to address the real issue i want to discuss. merlina did a real shitty uber awards thing a week ago and didn't even post results it sucked so bad. also the idea of awards in itself was pretty fucking retarded. this is how it goes. this is the Uber opinion as of right now. fuck the past, what do you think of these questions as of this moment? i WILL post results in two-three days, depends on how long this goes with a really cool graphic to go with it
Here is the uber questionnare
1.most likely to camwhore:
2.biggest flirt:
3.most likely to start a debate on politics:
4.worst camper(rates own post 80% of the time):
5.biggest suck-up:
these do not include old people
6.worst female writer:
7.best overall female writers:1.
2.
3.
8.craziest female/male writer:
9.worst alters:1.
2.
10.worst male writer:
11.best overall male writers:1.
2.
3.
12.best serious fiction writers:1.
2.
13.best comic writers:1.
2.
3.
14.best new poster in last two months:
15.needs to call it quits:
16.most controversial:
17.most potentional:
18.worst camwhore:
19.worst linkwhore:
20.most likely to build a house made of ubersite:
21.FAVORITE OVERALL AUTHOR OF ALL TIME:
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never threatened to physically harm anybody you dumb fuck, I merely suggested they physically harm themselves to save me the effort.
Also, have a look here:- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slander
It's LIBEL if it's in print idiot - and only then if it's false. Everything I write is true: you DO bring nothing to this site and your posts are sublime only in their imbecility - It's like you just run your tiny, flaccid penis across the keyboard and then hit the 'hook me up' button and ejaculate.
Shit man, you must have to replace your Enter key each time you submit
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 12:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where are your original ideas?
where is your original writting?
Really man, what do you have of merit?
You call people sheep, but I don't see much from you that screams anything special, anything really diffrent.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat heads + sullen look = -2.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAHAHAHAHA. that picture kills me .
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin homo
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are so fucking stupid. obviously you haven't read that THIS IS NOT ME. ITS TIGRE AND HE'S KILLING HIMSELF AS WE SPEAK.
you guys are such assholes. how do you feel now?
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have more important things to do like think of ways of making love to girls?
My ass. You're still a virgin. And if you're not, you've fucked the ugliest, dumbest broads alive.
You have more important things to do, by golly, such as
1) work on your spelling, punctuation and grammer
and
2) Lose about 300 billion pounds of excess flesh, from your face alone, lard-ass.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by the visible rot on your forehead I'd say you really do have syphilis.
If you learned how to spell words correctly and somehow found the talent to write something of any interest whatsoever you might not have felt so bitter about the whole AtP idea.
In the end, a simple 'fuck off' will suffice.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell? Are you putting together an Ubersite yearbook?!
Submitted by BlueTsunami (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, he shouldn't pull the trigger...I want him to go through the slow, humilating and sweaty death that is obesity.
Don't pull the trigger, instead, order that extra #5 you know you want.....you know you want it...want it...want it...want it... <---Reverb Effect
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess you're done crying about how mean everbody was to you on your last post.
Listen to the voices, pull the trigger.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is a sympathy '0' so this child will stop his whining.
I've been accused of "retaliatory -2ing his post"
Answer me this;
How can mine be in retaliation when EVERYONE gives you -2s? Is it not more likely that the post just sucks? Now on two of my posts, both of which had very high ratings, you threw a -2 just to be an ass. I couldn't care less about ratings, so you're not bothering me.
But WHO'S being retaliatory?
The answer is obvious.
And quit posting that farking picture. Transfer some of your spending money from hair gel to a gym membership. You'll be happier.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, thats not really me, champ. it's tigre. that's why it's funny.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How bad do you have to look in real life to keep using this picture as your cover?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:46:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Satansgotsyphillis
User id: 13161
Registered on or around: 2004-10-21 10:53:33
# Messages posted: 10
# Reviews written: 325
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 763
# Hits: 8876
Average rating of all messages: -0.26
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Being a new user on this site and spewing your opinion won't get you anywhere.
You see, this is Uber. Until you've established yourself as worthwhile(which you haven't so far), your opinion won't matter to most users.
I've been here for more than a year. I've earned my stripes. You really think it makes me cry when some new user signs up and calls me overrated? Nope. Not at all.
On one of my posts, you call me narcissistic. Since when did I EVER say I'm the best comedy writer on this site-- or anything of the sort? I didn't. I just know I contribute things to this site. You don't.
That makes your opinion non-void.
Sorry.
Maybe I am overrated, but someone pointing it out makes them a bigger cunt than me.
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oh look, its typical sideburns trying to fight his way out of a wet paper bag. thought you would come by this post as soon as you saw my -2 on yours. yours such an egotist it makes me sick.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:23:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Start the rating with yourself. You are one ugly fuck.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:01:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations on being #10, now work on #15.
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dumb idea, poor formatting...
-2!
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-03-10 13:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no wonder you're so irate all the time.
you gotta be angry with the world because you wont admit how unsatisfied with yourself you are.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Satansgotsyphillis
User id: 13161
Registered on or around: 2004-10-21 10:53:33
# Messages posted: 10
# Reviews written: 325
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 763
# Hits: 8876
Average rating of all messages: -0.26
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Being a new user on this site and spewing your opinion won't get you anywhere.
You see, this is Uber. Until you've established yourself as worthwhile(which you haven't so far), your opinion won't matter to most users.
I've been here for more than a year. I've earned my stripes. You really think it makes me cry when some new user signs up and calls me overrated? Nope. Not at all.
On one of my posts, you call me narcissistic. Since when did I EVER say I'm the best comedy writer on this site-- or anything of the sort? I didn't. I just know I contribute things to this site. You don't.
That makes your opinion non-void.
Sorry.
Maybe I am overrated, but someone pointing it out makes them a bigger cunt than me.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, judging from your picture, I can see why you hate me so much.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could help you a lot.
Submitted by BlueTsunami (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh...and I just realized something about your picture....was this taken in the BATHROOM?!!
OH GOD...I hope you wheren't taking a Huge Fat Guy SHIT...because...I didn't think this picture could get any worse....
Submitted by BlueTsunami (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The funny shit is, it looks like hes TRYING to pose. There are no POSITIONS you can take that will make that picture good.....well theres one, that would be "You bent over while Bill Cosby deflowers your virgin ass, well...thats if you haven't let daddy experiment with it"
That would make me laugh...not at the fact that i'm seeing your fat ass more or less because your being raped my Bill Cosby
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That picture really grosses me out, dude. I don't like looking at fat guys for more than 1.4 seconds. It burns the retinas.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Original.
Wait.
No it wasn't.
My bad.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:25:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha
-2 for retaliating, sheep. THIS IS A FUCKING OLD-HAT NOW MAN, GET OVER YOURSELF. i dont try to be humorous like shlongy, i point out the injustices of this site, like people kissing your ass
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Start the rating with yourself. You are one ugly fuck.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
matter of fact i have an idea......time to point out some authors for the pieces of shit they are
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a bunch of nobodies won't partake in my poll, oh i am so sad watching them trying to come up with snazzy comments that have been broken out a million times. tell you what, some of you shit mongerers post decent stuff and ill respect you. merlina is a cunt-bag ugly face, and sideburns is the most overrated author i think i have ever seen in my life.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 08:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"these do not include old people"
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-10 07:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fungus the Bogeyman comes topside to wreak havok
*retch*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-10 05:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, Dr. Arsejizz, YOU LEAVE MERLINA OUTTA THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-10 05:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:41:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, bdeh, bdeh, bdeh, bdeh, buddy ol pal.
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Oh man... I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-03-10 05:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-02-28 07:43:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking stupid. Again.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-10 04:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina never posted results because the negative response to her poll drove her from the site.
Hopefully the same will happen to you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-10 02:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
No-one is responding to the poll.
Poor guy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 02:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you said how the pol and pandemic stuff sucks, and then you make another poll, aimed at the same audience of people, hence the lack of answers.
some of the stuff you have done on here is really cool- try to think of more original stuff, or if you want poll answers why don't you analyse Merlina's poll?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-10 02:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave that kid alone fuckhead.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-10 02:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're winning the "camper" award on this one, buster.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-03-10 01:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for posting a poll that no one has answered yet. ass.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You love me! You really really love me!
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tell ya what, i'll quit posting if this poll is taken seriously. honestly, i will do this until i am accepted and then i will quit, because i dont want acceptance. fuck you all
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP POSTING THAT UGLY, OUT OF FOCUS PICTURE.... Damnit.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i see i hit a nerve jay. i cant wait until your trip is over, and you go back home realizing you only talked to three people the entire trip who wanted nothing more than to ditch you.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't look so sad.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's nice to see some creativity and quality being pounded out. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, bdeh, bdeh, bdeh, bdeh, buddy ol pal.
If all you care about is reaction, good or bad, I feel sorry for you.
You're obviously an attention starved youngster who has no idea that those laughing are actually laughing AT you.
Ah well. 41 hours until I land in Vegas.
Yay!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when does "an evening with K. Smith 2" come out? Anyone who uses the expression "weak sauce" must know.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you people are fucking idiots. i promise to stay forever and annoy you all.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha, weak sauce.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as your fat face would be the perfect spokesmodel for the new line of double-chin warmers and lopsided face masks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude, I'll admit I'm not in the upper echelon of "looks", but seriously, you'd be a spot on for the live version of Porky Pig.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1 Fuck off
2 Fuck off
3 Fuck off
4 Fuck off
5 Fuck off
6 Fuck off
7 Fuck off
8 Fuck off
9 Fuck off
10 Fuck off
11 Fuck off
12 Fuck off
13 Fuck off
14 Fuck off
15 Fuck off
16 Fuck off
17 Fuck off
18 Fuck off
19 Fuck off
20 Fuck off
21 Fuck off
You remind me of those pig-men on Duke Nukem.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jay we should do an uber-face off. i bet i would still beat you in a looks contest
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where to start....
for me to give you a -2 snark would be two things.
1. giving you hits
2. showing i give a shit about you in any way
so i wont be doing that
jgreening thanks but no thanks, your questions sucks, as do your posts, ugly face, do i see a pattern forming?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) No one cares about "who's gonna" posts once every 2 weeks.
2) What kind of a name is Dr Shabazz?
3) QUIT CAMWHORING WITH THE SAME SHITTY, PIG-LOOKING PICTURE YOU SLOP EATING FUCK!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Doh.
Here's a -2 for my poor grammar on the previous review.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha nothing on about this is personal.
I just call em as I see em.
Now give my my retaliatory -2 and get back to your special brand of literary butchery.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about you fill out the poll instead of resorting to name-calling you fool. any personal vendettas against me are yours alone
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to crayons. Typing's not your thing.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on now, I spent nearly 6 minutes on my last paint picture. If thats not decent I don't know what is.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey rixes, post something decent and maybe i would give two shits about your opinoin. you dont so shut up.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
21 questions. i feel like im 50 cent guys.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations on being #10, now work on #15.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also, if someone has a good opinion for a category just throw it in