these days (PG13) (520 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.56 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matchstick Man <seven is a lovely number> (View user info) at 2005-03-09 23:11:58 EST
these days i have a lot of fun sleeping.
i've developed a method for sleeping on a desk wherin i do not get a red mark on my forehead, and thusly i can escape a class with no physical evidence of my transgressions.
however, my teachers still "worry" about me, even though i make a reasonable gpa. i did in fact fail chemistry, but that's because a) my teacher's a bitch and b) it's right after lunch...i MUST nap.
what i'm trying to say here is that sleep is really good if you do it right. most people, i hear, don't get enough sleep. i want to let you all know that there's nothing wrong with a little sleeping in your own private bedroom, and that as long as you repent, god will forgive you...as long as you'r a catholic. otherwise you're fucked.
a good way to induce sleeping is to sniff chloroform. lacking that, you can just do some nyquil, or you can have a nice meal and take a nap...you'll wake up in a few hours.
i may continue this thought later. but, here's an entertaining picture from a video game. no photoshop required.
User Reviews
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A good solid -1.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-10 09:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sleep is god's way of telling you that the people around you are mundane, and your time would be better spent unconscious.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-10 04:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Please try a little
China(Chee'na) Blanca
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 02:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sleeps good, you're lame!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Waste of bandwidth
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sleep is good. ZzzzzzZZZzz...sorry...did I doze off?
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your seed should be wiped from the earth
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fucking puritan
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your seed should be wiped from the earth
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I sleep a lot.