My New Girlfriend (With Camwhore) (1520 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-10 10:03:30 EST
I do not care what JMG114 claims. Internet dating services do work! I am so in love and happy I can not explain it. I have met the woman of my dreams. Well not technically met her. She gets home in six months. Four if she is good.
User Reviews
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-10 20:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm, 666 hits. Something is afoot.
Banga
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That chick grows a beard better than I do.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple
Quick
Painless... kinda like sex with me.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey how the hell did you get a picture of my BITCH!!
Someone will pay...Someone will pay dearly..
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-10 16:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't it a felony for her to have sex with people?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:45:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Instant Laugh= Auto +2
I didnt see it coming, and I just cracked up.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yaaaaaaa.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If women could rape. There's your culprit.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-10 09:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
she needs a shave
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Hahahahahahahaha.
Now get over here and suck your wife's dick!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm, beefy
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Instant Laugh= Auto +2
I didnt see it coming, and I just cracked up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig her lipstick. What is that, "I-just-sucked-somebody's-dick-for-a-rock-of-crack Pink" (by Maybelline of course)?
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mbasa!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone who did not find this funny has no sense of humor at all!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've obviously been able to pull off the whole "dating up" deal, eh dipshit?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She ugly. Beat her more.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-10 11:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks mean...I don't think she'll get out in 4 months.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-10 09:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
she needs a shave
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, that was wrong.
Incidentally, I met *my* wife on match.com.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sholanda? Is that you?
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop this now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahahha