Micheal Jackson: I'm Calling You out... (1708 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "5 Time Offender" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-10 12:21:51 EST
"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."
Michael Jackson
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
Mike Tyson (.... um shut up it's a cool quote)
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Listen up Mikey, I Have decided to call you out.
What excactly I mean by call I am not sure of; and by out I think I mean out of where ever it is you currently are.
I don't want to pummel or smash you face in, I want to see the real Micheal, the Micheal I remember from my youth; the funky pants wearing, dope beats making, crotch grabbing Micheal of the late 80's and early 90's.
Since you have been posting on Uber, a tiny splinge of something has been welling up inside of me. For the most part, you seem to enjoy my posts, as I enjoy yours.. This makes me happy, Micheal, because the others like Zoidberg and whats its face and to a lesser extent Shlongy are ignorant.
What happened Micheal?? You had the world on a string, but a few cheap lays made you fall from grace like a drunken ballerina. This is what I want to uncover Micheal, the REAL Micheal (if I say Micheal one more time, I will Beeb myself).I know that fat limey bastard interviewed you a few years back and made you look like a scary child sniffing mongoloid, but I will be different Mic.. man, I will be different. I know you can't be an alter of someones or an imposter because according to something someone wrote at some point in history that action would cause the cosmos to melt.
As I sit here, watching it snow and eating my thinly sliced pieces of Polish ham and swiss cheese I was too lazy to make into a sammich, I hope you take this call to heart Micheal. Let me interview you and get to know you better. I mean, we could start with Uber, and perhaps get the world to see that indeed maybe you made a mistake, but you are after all a billionaire with a warm heart who could easily compensate being poked in the rump a few times. Micheal (SON OF A BITCH), let me interview you.
My AIM name is Hogman650 and my e-mail address is cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com. Let me help you Man...
Now let us hold hands and sing...
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"The Lost Children"
We pray for our fathers, pray for our mothers
Wishing our families well
We sing songs for the wishing, of those who are kissing
But not for the missing
[CHORUS 1]
So this one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home
When you sit there addressing, counting your blessings
Biding your time
When you lay me down sleeping and my heart is weeping
Because I'm keeping a place
[CHORUS 2]
For all the lost children
This is for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children, wishing them well
And wishing them home
Home with their fathers,
Snug close and warm, loving their mothers
I see the door simply wide open
But no one can find thee
[CHORUS 3]
So pray for all the lost children
Let's pray for all the lost children
Just think of all the lost children, wishing them well
This is for all the lost children
This one's for all the lost children
Just think of all the lost children
Wishing them well, and wishing them home
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Well Micheal, thats about it Micheal. It's up to you man. It's your call. Only you can decide what happens next Micheal.
Let me help you, Brother Man
"I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily."
Michael Jackson
(So true man, so true...(weeps)
User Reviews
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-11 05:10:38 EST (#)
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I have granted your interview Habeeb. I have sent you and email regarding it. The truth must reach our Uber bretheren - Shamone!
PS: Enter my competition http://www.ubersite.com/m/61475 (It involves Bart Bart and has cool prizes)
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-10 23:50:28 EST (#)
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Beeb you are one weird dude but you have a funny side.
Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-03-10 21:13:10 EST (#)
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Ha ha. Why is this under Afghan politics?
Submitted by Thirty_Four_Eggs (user info) at 2005-03-10 17:10:46 EST (#)
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decent, but beeb = auto -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:56:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:54:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:47:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
mama say, mama saw, mama kusaw.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:22:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-03-10 14:05:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-10 13:56:16 EST (#)
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Shamone'd!
Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-10 13:13:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:58:51 (#)
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Eeee-heew heeew!
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You read my mind! But I was more like - Eeeee-hee heee
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A bit shakey in form. Ease up on the Jesus Juice. (tee hee hee)
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eeee-heew heeew!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:43:14 EST (#)
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I want the old MJ back.
I want that guy who wrote "Billy Jean" and "Off The Wall." His earlier music still rocks, even to this day, but the man(?) behind it is nothing but a stage show now.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ is badass. Did you see that knife fight in the video for Beat It? Badass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to call up Michael Jackson on the phone and when he answers say "HAR HAR PEENER" and hang up real quick. I would be sure to dial *67 first so my number wouldn't show up on Caller ID. Man, that would be so awesome...
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, are you wanting to interview Michael while sharing a bed with him?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-10 12:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you spelling Michael incorrectly on purpose?