I'm so sexy I should be a model.. Us pretty People have had it up to here with you ugly's (930 hits)
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Submitted by The Artist formly known as "Chris Evans" (View user info) at 2005-03-10 15:06:10 EST
Ok, uber I have to touch up on this and it really fuckin' irks me.
Ok, I am a good-looking guy, handsome, rugged, {get called pretty boy alot} I don't dress like some emo sissy bitch, or like some coked out faggot on queer eye. And I have to say do you know how hard us pretty people have it? Do you?
I don't think you. How would you like to go to a party and have some girl look at you... Just look at you and some Fucking Big, cut my wrist's fuck is coming at you swinging for the fences? Or go to a bar and have all the Fat, ugly dudes, try and claim your a faggot, or try and give you cat calls?
Are you joking me? When did us pretty people take the backseat to ugly fucks? When? Why? And How?
In high school I was one of those guys. Yep, I was the guy alot of girls wanted to fuck, and also the guy that ran the fucking school, The BIG MAN ON CAMPUS. I wasn't the toughest {I was tough} and I was a badass athlete. {Javelin Bitches, Varsity Football 3 years}. I had pussy for days, and the right to take a little fuck over and stuff him in a locker.
But now we have all these bullshit shows, like Swan taking away gods plan for us pretty people. If you're not born pretty well, your shit out of luck. Don't blame me for my gorgeous bone structure; god just dealt me a better hand. And this Swan shit is scary. How would you feel if you fucked a girl thinking she was a ten, you have kids and your kids are ugly as sin? I would be fucking pissed. I would O.J. the bitch if you ask me.
Shit you all don't understand the pretty man's burden, now we are getting called gay. Or asked if were faggots. What? What the fuck? It's bullshit. All the faggots fucked up our role, they fucked up our kingdom. I swear who would have ever thought to even say that Tom Brady was gay? Or to say that Tom Cruise was gay? Oh to say my hero Tyson Beckford is gay. It's like if you're good-looking now the ugly's can smite you with the words. Oh, I think he's gay. And that's it that's all these ugly nerdy, anime fatfucks have to say. If you wear a polo Tee your gay, a collared shirt, yep he's a faggot. It's so goddamn frustrating. And I don't even dress like a pretty boy. I still get hot girls, but I always have girls who ask me bullshit like this.
Super stud: Sup babe, wanna ride my cock?
Hot girl: Really, you like girls? I could have sworn you were gay?
Not so stud: What? Are you fucking joking me? How come? I don't talk gay, dress emo, and I watch sports.
Hot bitch: oh, well good-looking guys like you, well lately most of them are gay. You look like a model and most model types are gay...
Crazy Evans: Bitch, you best get out my face before I snatch that hair extension out your head.
This has been happening all over. It's the fag's fault. Now we can't be who we need to be. We can't run the show anymore. Shit we aren't the ones anymore. Every guy who I envy who I know Bangs hot girls left and right gets accused of being gay. It's like if you're good looking you have to be a fag. Fucking Derek Jeter has been accused, Mike Piazza{he might be a fag} Tom Brady, Tom Cruise{Tom Cruise}, Brad Pitt, Tyson Beckford, Shemar Moore, Morris chessnut, Marcus shenkenberg, That Tommy Hilfiger model guy. Fuck I think it is fucking bullshit.
The only way for us not to be deemed a fag is to go and wear fucking flannel, and wear fucking hillbilly bullshit. I'm so tired of this bullshit. You ugly fuck's best watch out. Us pretty people are coming back to stake our claim.
And since when was it cool to be either a...
Slit wristing, emo, fag with Hair that says I just don't give a fuck... but I really spent 2hrs this morning, combing and spraying to be in that "I just don't give a fuck way" Emo bullshit..
Or
I'm a Fat slob, who farts, and smells like shit, and eats a damn pound of canoli, but it's not my fault because I'm a mesomorph,and fat fucks like me should get handicap or disability even though it's my own fault a stuff my face, thong wearing fat faggot..
The world is getting fucking weird, shit I blame the gays....
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:26:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:45:37 EST (#)
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Just because
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:21:48 EST (#)
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Damn funny.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:10:51 (#)
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cindy why doesn't your ugly ass blow me?
try it out bitch..
oh hold up your too fucking ugly, shit don't touch me.. back to the caves bitch, back to the caves...
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so you post on a website, a boring post with spelling mistakes (again), and then you go mental when I point this out, and then I'm supposed to care if you say I am ugly or not, when you have no idea what I look like.
OMG I am so hurt.
Grow up.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:17:23 EST (#)
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You're a weird fuck. And your high school days don't mean shit in the real world, dumbass.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:17:11 EST (#)
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uncalled for people.. hahah
rate the other one way better title...
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:14:30 EST (#)
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You got a purrr-dee mouth, boy.
*zip*
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:14:26 EST (#)
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Beauty is relative.
However, being nice, decent, honest, funny, sensitive, charitable, friendly...? Those are attractive qualities universally.
Point being, at eighty you will be bald, wrinkled, and pissing your pants...but will people still want to know you? Or will they prefer the company of a houseplant to you?
How hard your life is may not be a reflection on what you look like and more a reflection of your attitude.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:14:09 EST (#)
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Without ugly there would be no pretty, grasshopper.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:10:51 EST (#)
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cindy why doesn't your ugly ass blow me?
try it out bitch..
oh hold up your too fucking ugly, shit don't touch me.. back to the caves bitch, back to the caves...
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:09:46 EST (#)
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Damn ugly people, making me sick to my stomach while I eat...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:09:07 EST (#)
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I have to call shenanigans, because a jock like you shouldn't even know who Tyson Beckford is!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-10 15:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
learn your/ you're
this was a boring post.